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@SimplyBlessingg

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Akwa Ibom Lady

Romford, London
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Won't lie. I'd probably be the bridesmaid that's eating tbh http://t.co/pOGBFv2iJZ
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This babe told her friends she was engaged & look at their reactions omg😭😭😭😭😭
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The way I’m laughing 😭
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On today’s episode of: dogs. She acknowledged she had already ate and asked for more 😩
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Complaining about “ethnicity flat” whilst also eating a curry. The irony
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Yuta okkotsu
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Since the original post has been removed @lborouniversity
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Someone in the comments asked if she’s engaged to Tristan 💀
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PREMATURE DEATH SHALL NOT KNOW YOUR HOUSEHOLD. AMEN
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I was in Tesco on my way to work, guy on the self checkout next to me was scanning a lovely bunch of red roses. Tesco staff member goes “oh they’re lovely. Special occasion?” He said “nope, it’s Friday and she’s had a rough week at work” 🥲
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Wheezing😭😭😭
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You’re at a birthday dinner. The birthday girl doesn’t like her cake and does this… Whatcha doing next?
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No but I’m crying. They made her sing One Man in front of her grandma omg
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Give aunty an Oscar LMAOOOOOOOOO
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Because see me? I’m off
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Nah guys. The ending 💀
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Stormzy’s mum said “I can’t fly economy. Stormzy is my son”. Bloody energy!
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@TBHer_ LOOOOOOL 2nd group chat😭
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Sis. Whoever did your hair and makeup. Keep them on payroll
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How can you be HIV positive and not tell your WIFE?????
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This nigga really came with me to get my braids done yesterday, sat there and was giving the extension to my hairdresser 😂
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Even those that have lied have never lied like this
@Feyisparkles
FEYISAYO❤️🫶🏿
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No, I am actually crying😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😂
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@txnise LOOOOOL. Someone showed me a video of a dog calling it’s owner a bitch and I cackled
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N'awww look at them 👶🏾
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Baby P’s mother is being released I-
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Bloody hell
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Can studios stop giving podcast men the time of day
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Has your sexual chemistry with someone ever been so electric you think wtf?
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You managed to sneak a phone into jail so quick? Wavy
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Boss overpaid me by a couple hundred pounds & messaged me saying “your hard work and extra effort & support is not going unnoticed”. Yup gonna cry
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Everyone’s commenting on AJ’s insta stuff like “well done Champ” & “you’ll come back from this” ...then you have Don Jazzy 😂
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“Didn’t you say you wanted new bundles? Send me the link” This guy needs to marry me or am die
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You show her
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It’s as if we are holding gun to head and forcing these stylists to work you know. £80 fee
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@CharlieMase1 He always fills in his daughter on her mums madness. It’s jokes
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I swear every show shocks me with what I see #TheBigClash
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I promise you I’ve been laughing for the longest 😭😫
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☹️☹️
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@delusss_ As of now, nope. But she said she’ll continue adding updates so boy
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This is a wedding guest ooo. Not bride in her second outfit. Chai
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A friend of mine was telling me about a ‘date’ she went on last week. And when I say I dunno how she stayed until the end of the date yh? Boy. I would’ve left sksksk
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Went from no job, to having a job and three more job offers in one week. Look at God 😭😭🎉🙏🏾
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@findingmalo I’m seeing new ways everyday that men can outdo the madness from a day before
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The way their daughter is looking up and smiling 😩 http://t.co/okEk9m07OS
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A babe posted a tiktok video with her dad and someone commented “he looks like he goes Hyatt bares” Lord
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@dbcxptures
db 🖤
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Public Sex will get you arrested, just in case you didn’t know.
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Your babe in the gym with her PT like:
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Bought myself some make up. Came back, he asked how much I spent and put the cash in my purse. Lmaoo 😂
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Got my hair done by the sweetest babe today. Her insta is hairb_ymo. She was lovely, communication prior to the appointment was fab and not once did she ask me to pass her extensions because she has this set up. Legit sat there watching Netflix. Pic of end result included
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There’s a dude on Tiktok, whose dad married 27 women (polygamy). His dad has 150 kids. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY CHILDREN 😭😭😭
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You see if we had like cosmetology boards over here like they do in America where you can report stylists to, sooo many stylists getting shut down 💀. Americans do not play
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She broke up with her partner. Of 8 years. Because he cheated on her ....during the period her mum was dying of cancer. His excuse? He didn’t feel like she had time for him. He makes me sick because wtf
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A man that is 31 years of age
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If this doesn’t remind you of @_NellaRose in her stripper heel try on video I don’t know what does 🤣🤣
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She was before her time
@HoodThaCapo
cfcnoface
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This was a very dark time for the UK
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& she’s proud. Ew
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Tiktok is my fav app rn
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Okay so. A few weeks ago I tweeted about my colleague who had ended her 8 year relationship with her man. If you hear the reason why you’ll be convinced men are truly mad
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"Stop beating your daughters for fucking"
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Trying to find the right balance between saving for the future & enjoying life now
@ikeeyah_
kia commodore
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What’s the hardest thing about saving for you?
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Look what I came home to. 3yrs 8mths 😭😩❤️❤️
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Aliyah moved quick. Deleted all pics
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@OhSoNicolle Omg that’s a thing???
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Cuppy named her dogs Dudu and Fufu. I just can’t
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@Glintofsilver_ She’s basically saying don’t move for 7 days 😭
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Guys. I nearly cried today. I was told at 12pm to be ready for like 3pm coz he’s taking me somewhere. Did we not pull up at Warner Bros Studios for the Harry Potter Tour and I am a HUGE HP fan 😭😭😭😭😭
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Hi. Burna Boy is sexy. Fucking hell.
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Welp. See it deh
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Lol is she okay
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Is his friend a fox? Why’s he coming to our house at 1am?
@n_ennaa
N N E N N A 👸🏽
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Ladies!!!! Your husband’s friend is coming to your house by 1am. Are you entering the kitchen to start cooking for his friend?
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Unlocked a new level of confidence in myself and I’m so here for it
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So he basically thought “fuck the past 8 years. Forget about the fact her mum is passing away and she needs me. I need to get my willy wet” 😶
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I acc can’t with Nigerians 😭
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RHOA coming to Netflix. My shifts at work are gonna get soooo much more interesting
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Think of the best sex you’ve had. What country is that person from?
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After the film was done she went into her bag to get something and he saw a Lucozade bottle. Asked her if he could have it. She was like well I’ve got a long drive home and may need it because it’s late. He said “ah nah, if you drive with the window down you’ll be calm”
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We mentioning how $p @c used the app Bumble to recruit people under the guise of brunch and cinema? Only for cinema to be a service? No? Hm #ChurchOrCult
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I’m sorry but “the married men will never include me when asked” made me scream💀💀
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
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“You’re never gonna be on your deathbed sad about your bodycount”
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Whine. And. Moonwalk. Wowu 😩 #TheBigClash
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LOOK AT GOD 😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🎉
@TheSun
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Such great news! Michael Buble’s three-year-old son Noah has made a miracle recovery from cancer
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Guys. I’ve managed to read my Bible, do devotion and pray on what I’ve read every single day of 2020 so far. May be minor to some but I set myself a goal to spend more personal time with God each day this year 😭🙏🏾
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Nah when the camera turned and I saw there were other people on the platform I legit said ‘Jesus’ 😭💀
@linkuptv
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👀 @castillo1st_ got some crazy visuals for his song ‘Sniper’ on the way 🍑
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She honestly believes she’s the trendsetter for majority of things and it’s so funny
@mabintou
mabintou
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I keep Snapchat for Kika Good Hair cos she’s actually hilarious.
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The smallest things
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Will calmly tweet "men are trash" whilst cuddling up to mine. He's exempt
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Reminds me of tweets I used to see that would talk about how men are quick to leave women or do something to women in times they may need them most. Chai
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Guys I’m still a learner in the nail game but here’s my most recent full set 🥺 Blue marble with a touch of ombre Follow my insta see my progress & book an appointment
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18inch frontal wig for £620 and 20 inch closure wig for £585??? Listen. YT’ers are mad and have no one to tell them
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She did well. Meat pie at the end caught me way off guard
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I was a bit worried there but nice !
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That juj circle 😅. One of my fav moments #TheBigClash http://t.co/XDFUz9YM46
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A couple met on tiktok. Spoke for three weeks before meeting up. Dude proposed on their FIRST date. They were married two weeks later.
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@Oloni *jumps up and down* I’m not your frienddddd
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@cillaohene Broooo. She’s stunning. Dunno why she decides to go around looking like she ain’t a rich bitch
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That nigga was homeless
@xonecole
xoNecole
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He Moved In With Her 4 Days After Meeting At A Block Party, 6 Months Later He Proposed
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@CrumbledCookie_ Looooool me and her were cracking up. He was getting the sizes right and everything 😂
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Tiwa said if she would wake up & he wasn't there she'd even hope he's with another woman just so he's safe. What kind of marriage pls?
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