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Able to see through the mists of time and guide the NHS safely to its destiny
The End Time
Joined October 2014
Mancock is now 15m steps closer to normal. Give him another couple of months and he might make it
THANK YOU to all involved in rolling-out the vaccine - the NHS, armed forces, councils, volunteers & everyone else playing their part. Each jab brings us one step closer to normal.
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Get Carter!
💥 NEW / @BylineTimes 💥 A firm whose chairman is the leader of the Health Department's own Procurement and Efficiency Board has won a £38 million COVID contract. https://t.co/8QkqXjY68h
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'Head of Insight' Yes
A senior civil servant writes: "This agency is the one who are Dom Cummings / Lee Cain's mates, and hence getting all our work with no contract BUT are also spending much money on doing all our ridiculous groups" 😱
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'Cautious but irreversible' sounds like a Galapagos tortoise
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5. Commissionaires are the chaps who open the door for you at The Dorchester. Got no bloody business having healthcare budgets. Abolish them!
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4. NHS England must run the NHS in England. It certainly keeps wanting lots of money to do so. Shocked to discover most of that money is spent by semi-independent giant hospital trusts, out of control and always in the red. LanSLEY?!!
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3. Public Health England must run public health in England. Shocked to discover it doesn't really *do* anything! Whose daft idea was that?
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2. Health services seemed to look pretty much the same after 2012 as before it, with the same deficits and everything, so whatever the Act, which they never read, did, it can't have been *that* clever (Lansley, you oink).
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1. Andrew Lansley was a minor public school clever clogs who thought governance and re-regulation were interesting. He should have just built some bloody hospitals and bought up some foreign doctors.
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I foresee that the price of getting my beloved ICSs will be my head in a ward cleaner's mop bucket.
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I can announce a new initiative, to test, trace and isolate anyone who says the Nightingale hospitals were a total distraction.
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The Nightingales - so proud - no other country could build so many new hospitals in such a short time, and for so little value #covid19uk
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''Now we have to go back to the beginning. We have to trace every single case.'' Angela Merkel explains why contact tracing is critical to control the #coronavirus epidemic in Germany.
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All those grammar lessons I’ve been giving him are getting us nowhere
Great that we have hit 100k tests for a second day running - now our large testing capacity is up and running. This incredible achievement that belongs to hundreds of people who have worked so hard on this over the past month to make it happen. Lots more to do.
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That includes 73,675 who have been sent a postal questionnaire
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I have hit my target for testing 100,000 NHS staff. On their knowledge of the Long Term Plan.
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FINALLY I got the call to lead the daily news conference. Immediately commissioned two new #covid19uk hospitals. Look what we can get done if you only involve me properly
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All gatherings and events should now be postponed, *except* my sexed-up Sexpo20 with the Confed
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