Simon Johnson
@SimonJ1996
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UEFA B Coach, MSc in ⚽️Coaching and Performance Analysis, PGCE in PE
Gateshead, England
Joined September 2014
This is the best thing footballers can get in the 45' after a game : carbohydrates. Everyone who played football at half decent level is familiar with the 20 microwaved pasta boxes in the team bus The challenge is to time the pizza delivery, at the highest level.
Chelsea players were seen leaving with their pizza after beating Napoli 3-2 in the Champions League 😅🍕
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£2.30 a pint, 3 Jaga’s for £5. Back when we were a proper country 😩😩😩
12 years ago we made the League Cup final. Mags all over were calling it the Mickey Mouse Cup. Felling Cricket club even advertised a “Manchester day” as seen below. But yet when the mags won it, it suddenly wasnt the mickey mouse cup. Strange that.
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They don't realise the standard. So many academy lads don't realise how tough National League North & South is these days.
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5 Tottenham goal kicks in the opening 4 mins played short to Vicario and they’ve played short once and floated the rest into the middle of the pitch and lost possession. Surely after the 3rd, you just push everyone up and try and relieve some pressure 🤦♂️🤣
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🗣️ "We are respectfully asking DAZN to look at things from an away fan's perspective and not look to shaft them for the sake of a few extra stream sales." Chairman's notes: Wolves U21 (H) 👇 #WeAreTheWood
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Magic of the cup
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Suicide. I'm choosing to be deliberately blunt and provocative in this post because it's necessary. Government, charities, football clubs are all pushing water up a hill in highlighting what is undoubtedly a major health crisis. You take a rope. You put it up in a garage or a
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Fantastic from Brighton, this. A massively important message delivered very well.
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Never a foul. Decisions like this ruining the game.
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Something 1700 miles covered in last 7 days. It’s been tough to say the least. All worth it for moments like that 🫣😍🤣
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Like playing with @MattyJHewitt this
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Hannah Hampton has no depth perception. She had multiple operations on her eyes before she was 5 years old. She was told she’d never play professional sport. What she’s just done defies description, medical science, anything else you can name. A phenomenal human being. 🥲
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Such sad news. A fantastic photographer but an even better human. Loved his honesty and straight talking. Will be a massive miss across the North-East Football scene.
We are deeply saddened to announce the passing of former club photographer, Kelvin Shell. Kelvin was a massive part of the club from 2019-2024 and will be missed by all. Our thoughts are with all his family and friends at this sad time. Rest in peace, Kelvin. 🖤
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Can’t wait to do it all again. Well maybe not just yet.. 🫣🤣
National League Travel Distances 25/26 🚗 ⚪️ 𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗙𝗖 ⚫️ Longest journey: Truro (930 miles) Shortest journey: Hartlepool (56 miles) Total: 10,240 miles Average: 445.2 miles @GatesheadFC #WorClub #NLFixtureRelease
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Doesn’t make you a bad person 🫣
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🦁 We are delighted to announce @hgsportswear as our new Technical Kit & Online Retail Partner! The deal will see HOPE + GLORY create bespoke home, away and third kits in addition to a diverse merchandise range for supporters. #WorClub ⚪️⚫️
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Happens to the best of us Phil 🫣
Phil Mickelson took FOUR shots to get out of this bunker 😲🏖️
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Play for Paul 🤍🖤 Current & former members of staff featured in Sunday's charity match for club chaplain Paul Baddams, raising almost £2,200 in aid of Fight Bladder Cancer! 🙌 #WorClub ⚪️⚫️
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