I won’t be your pimp so stop asking

You can always count on me to make shit awkward.

Dysfunctional Christmas

Tis the season where tricks you saw one time 6 months ago text to wish you Merry Christmas and hoes be like fuck that send money trick 😒

Getting a turkey tattoo inside one thigh and a Santa tattoo inside the other because everybody knows the best eatin’s between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Every slot machine is a high limit slot machine if you’re broke as fuck

You are only too much if they’re a little bitch

Did you know there’s a whole online community of men who consider fucking prostitutes a hobby? They call themselves “hobbiests” which is a just another word for “fucking weirdos”.

Nothing more pathetic than a guy who can’t get pussy for free and can’t afford to buy it either.

It’s like walking on wet ground in high heels. If you know you know.

Stop asking so many questions

Leave it up to me to do something stupid.

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S/O to pimps with suspended drivers licenses.

Pimps are nothing but overpaid chauffeurs.

You hoes know you be posting sex ads while driving.

I bet half of you aren’t old enough to remember a song called “I Want a New Drug”.

Drugs these days are trash.

What yall up here lying about tonight ?

I love meeting new people and then not getting to know them.

OnlyFans is a quick & easy way to make cash but so is robbing banks if you’re smart enough.