one hundred and seventy three pounds✨

Beautiful ♥️

If this is cardi b’s body afTer having the baby?😮‍💨but i shouldnt be suprised even with lipo/ previous surgeries she’s had cus her sister’s natural body is very nice. Even if cardi didnt get a fake ass and tummy meat removed all she wouldve had to do is tone up, & have a regular🍑

He said i got my golden retriever (altho i think chrisean fits that description better lmao smh) and she said i got a 101 dalmation (all them face tattoos😂)🤣🤣they said what kind of babies would that make he talmbout 101 retrievers🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 @bluefacebleedem @hazelebaby😂😂

-spent his time in prison working out, loves to spend time with his kids, his tweets/text writing make sense unlike Chrisean is obviously sometimes under an influence or erratic. If he does any drugs,he seems to handle it/function well.good business guy etc! #Blueface🥶 #HazelE🎬

she’s a little too smitten but she also knows he’s young & jokes that he’s a YN. Just having fun. I like him with a peaceful type of female ! B/c despite the Chrisean Rock/Malone & Jaidyn Alexis drama, I can tell he’s fairly mature. He worked on his fitness while in prison, -

Honestly, Blueface & Hazel E look good together even tho it seems like lighthearted casual fun/ not too deep. Even tho he’s 28, to me he acts about 30-32. She’s 45 i think. He always looks calm and relaxed around her. The smile isn’t the infatuated obsessive type, seems healthy!

i got ya bitch ridin my dick with no shocks. Bounce bitch, bounce bounce !

Dukes of Hazzard lookin ass road. Lmao. Good thing my car has great sports suspension even tho the lip looks like it’s about to touch the ground while parked I never hear a scrape sound on speed bumps, only parking lots with a big dip up or down back to street but i avoid those !

Happy 70th Birthday Whoopi Goldberg. May your 70s be relaxing & well !

Northieeee😍 with those beautiful eyes. Kim kardashian as a black woman😆 Kanye your daughter is beautiful♥️

4 by 4 i tint my windows up !

The contractor’s cousin killed his wife & drunk hisself to suicidal death when released from prison😳he was telling me stories of working in state prisons/death row etc.A warden asked do u know someone w/your last name, first name ___? Ok i just wanted to see if u would be honest

Jail maintenance man/contractor: “they’re not in here b/c they’re not intelligent or skilled, they’re in here cus they did something stupid” facts. (Re: some of them are so skilled to break locks rebuild shit, plumbing etc etc why not use those skills at a real job >breaking etc)

ordinary soap and water

Yall girls must be stankin nowadays. Whenever I do let someone eat it, once a year (😂) i hear that lately. The smell is on point. I went to this young girl’s bday party last year she was sooo pretty nice body outfit on point ysl heels sexy vibe etc etc.; as soon as she twerked🤢

“Does she need a husband that’s willing to look the other way?” Lmaooo

My life needs a movie from beginning to now. My story of twists & turns would make BILLIONS lmao. U can NOT make this shit up😂😂😂😂😂😭

Young Jeezy could’ve kept this verse even tho his voice belongs on the song lol smh #ErrTime #CardiB #Latto #Jeezy #AmiTheDrama

This weather is so perfect. Sunny but cool with a beautiful breeze i love it !

i’m working with an old white maintenance man with a white beard and one of the inmates called him santa clause💀