🇭🇹🕊️
@ShutUpJeff18
Followers
347
Following
208
Media
3,064
Statuses
45,428
The Villain 📸IG: shutupjeff18📸
Violence
Joined July 2011
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#getoutofrafah
• 1895340 Tweets
Dortmund
• 428152 Tweets
Stormy
• 410011 Tweets
Mbappe
• 321836 Tweets
#Eurovision2024
• 171476 Tweets
#PSGBVB
• 157464 Tweets
Judge Cannon
• 109788 Tweets
Wembley
• 100158 Tweets
Reus
• 96693 Tweets
Le PSG
• 95135 Tweets
iPad Pro
• 80106 Tweets
Dembele
• 79740 Tweets
Hummels
• 75312 Tweets
Palestino
• 74053 Tweets
Olón
• 68497 Tweets
Grok
• 63948 Tweets
El PSG
• 63909 Tweets
باريس
• 48437 Tweets
دورتموند
• 43227 Tweets
Vitinha
• 41998 Tweets
YAIBA
• 41927 Tweets
Luis Enrique
• 28363 Tweets
Wemby
• 25659 Tweets
月9主演
• 23935 Tweets
DPOY
• 18663 Tweets
backnumber
• 16228 Tweets
flora matos
• 14200 Tweets
ドルトムント
• 10842 Tweets
Yuri Alberto
• 10122 Tweets
We be bored af
FL the only state that get hype when they hear a hurricane coming 😂
5
189
335
0
43
84
When I tell y’all this shit murdaaa me everytime😭😭😭
Quote tweet this with something that makes you laugh out loud.
94
336
2K
2
16
83
Play this on repeat 100x and I will cry laughing 100x😂😂😂
1
24
84
I love this account so much😂😂😂😂
0
12
54
Bruh.. like immediately😭😭😭
0
3
45
DUI.. Drumming Under the Influence
0
6
23
Ayo she fine.
To everyone who was refusing to accept that Kanye is spewing antisemitism and cozying up to white supremacists: the man done announced he likes HITLER. How you defending this one????
101
394
2K
4
3
29
I ain’t got nothin to do with her graduating, that’s all her completely. But that smile? The glow? That’s all Jeff. Don’t @ me.
1
13
28
“On this internet. On this internet. On this internet.”.. That’s what she’s consumed with
1
4
27
Law abiding citizen / 300
2
5
24
I didn’t get this at first but then I realized that she’s tryna be filled wi..... girl you nasty
1
6
19
When Haitian parents try to argue back and forth between Creole and English
Y’all parents ever yelled at y’all and fucked around and stuttered or mispronounced a word? 😂😭😭😭
25
951
3K
0
11
21
I will say this till I’m blue in the face.
Black ppl don’t want racism to end
Black ppl don’t want equality
Black ppl want black supremacy
Debate my dick
3
4
13
Batman: Arkham Knight is my most anticipated game for 2015
@thegameawards
http://t.co/pqUNKMd6SJ
#ArkhamKnight2015
0
7
14
On God this WHOLE episode Patrick was on some dumb shit😂😂😭😭
0
0
18
Tassot >>>> Griot
This is a hill I’m willing to shoot all y’all and die on
3
1
15
Football would blow your mind if we saw everything from the QB angle
1
1
12
I remember I saw a girl say “I turn the lights off so I can turn off my morals too.” 😂😂😂
Pick one: Sex with the lights on, or Sex with the lights off?
Why?
Drop A Comment 👇🏾
#sexchat
145
21
87
0
3
13
James McAvoy should’ve won every award possible for Split honestly
0
3
15
Holy shit....... this is so MF true 😅😅😅
1
3
11
… because fuck dem kids
show me a fine nigga with no baby…. i’ll wait.
963
576
2K
1
0
13
Bruh
0
0
12
The amount of tweets I’ve seen from you men about sexual assault/rape boils my blood. you niggas are fuckin embarrassing. I’d lay my life down to protect the women in my family and friends from you fake “protect black women” ass niggas. They defend us but we fail them. How nigga?
0
2
12
Still blows my mind honestly
0
1
13
Have you met Christian women?
1
2
11
The way a chair would’ve flown towards his head is insane
0
1
12
Pastor Dad: Jeff there’s condoms in your car.
Me: Yes they’re mine
Dad: why?
Me: 🤨 for sex dad. Why else?
Dad: Why you having sex with these women?
Me: Dad, THEY are having sex wit MEE!
*silence*
That’s the last time my dad asked about my sex life😂🤣
My very Christian parents found the condoms in their only child’s (me) car.
Excuse me while I go fight for my life.
40
44
975
2
1
12
Me: Mom, who are my real parents, I know I’m adopted.
Mom:*creole* boy shut your mouth with that nonsense. You’re not adopted.
Me: ....... okay... so who did you cheat on dad with?
0
0
11
Accurate
0
2
11
Kissing her like this and making her think she bout to get some dick, then going home and straight to sleep because you ain’t wanna go to the function in the first place >>>>>>>>>>
0
3
9
I stopped reading after “If you my bitch…”
If u my bitch , u definitely not going 50/50 wit me 🤷🏾♂️ as ah Man you gotta provide , wat I look like splitting a bill wit my bitch 😂 man wat
698
3K
19K
0
0
10
Her: “Just come to Tallahassee, I’ll keep you here for a few days.”
Me: “You tripping. Tryna mess with my paycheck. I got bills to pay.”
Her: “You have a girlfriend to fuck.”
My
#WCW
ladies and gentlemen ❤️😘😍
3
2
9
Me: “Babe, lemmie tell you how I almost got shot at Chick-fil-a today.”
Devon: “Wait.... You be going to Chick-fil-a without me?”
1
2
9
All the sayings about how Haitian mothers treat their sons are 100% correct 💕🥰👩👦
1
0
10
Stay off of their* social media
if you want your relationship to last stay off social media
3
46
158
1
1
8
Someone said that dogs pretend they don’t understand English so they don’t have to get jobs😭😭😭
0
3
9
My girl is in orientation talking bout some she already got a work husband and work wife like I won’t come to that hospital and air the shit out🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
2
1
8
Y’all: What feels like police, but isn’t police?
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
1
4
8
Vanessa sent me a voice note of her laughing at a picture I sent her.... I listen to that thing daily for my mental health🙂
1
2
8
I blasted Worst Behavior x Drake leaving church one time and they held that grudge for a week to speak to me the following Sunday😭😂
You ever pull up in the church parking lot slapping rap music on accident because you forgot where you were at😭😭😭😭😂😩
5
10
104
1
0
8
You’ve been reported. The FBI will be at your door soon. Have a blessed day 🙂
0
1
8
We all gon be fine as long as they don’t start putting timelines together 🥲
You get stuck in a room with every person you had sex with. Tweet your reaction
570
38
416
2
1
7
You’re dumb as fuck cuz she ate that hoe.
0
1
7