Ravishing Renegade Max💫
@Shotcallermax
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Opinions are like assholes so who gives a shit🤷🏾♂️
Joined August 2013
Either social media is making ppl stupid or I didn't realise how stupid ppl were till social media🤔.
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Not3s stood in the middle so u lot couldn’t crop him out 😂.
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The bottom set ppl in school are mixed amongst the rest of us in society
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If u shout one Allahu Akbar all this nonsense will stop expeditiously.
What would you do if you were on this flight?
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The piercings are basically tear drop tatts lol.
I’m tired of you internet gangsters running up your mouth on social media now I’ve pulled up on you your there calling the police about im being homophobic etc🤣🤣 LISTEN STOP BEING A INTERNET WARRIOR
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@kingDillion1 @respawnedtarga1 Even if the judge tries to offer you self defence u have to volunteer for murder in the 1st degree.
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In my 1st year of uni when he approached me on badness, I caught both his hands and put them by his side and he couldn’t move. the look in his eyes was priceless when he realised I’m the captain now lol.
Fellas when did you realise you can beat up your dad.
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BMW need to sack their interior designer, their agemates just showing them up left and right🤣.
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@Abiiolaaaaaa @nathunknwn Na education can go on but debating like there’s pros and cons. no.
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Me when I get a fresh cut.
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Lil Kim told u lot time ago, she said “everything in the dark will come to the light” and now look.
Nicki Minaj has officially unfollowed both JT and Ice Spice on Instagram, following them declining to sign a 360 deal with her label, Heavy On It. Minaj extends her record as the female rapper with the most fallouts with women in history.
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@THEG0DMUTHA @britbrit23xo “Ma I’m not the type to chase ya box, I’m the type to interior decorate the watch🎵” was my favourite bars I used drop when I was 19 with a bussdown rolex 😂.
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The only time onsight doesn’t mean its definition
U see yo opp in the airport it’s still up????.
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If u haven’t been ilderton road then you’re not really from here.
Your not really from South East ldn if you haven’t been to a African hall party at this hall
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ppl hating on Scorpios when they were conceived from love whilst the rest of u lot are just made from random nights after the cluurrrb.
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Some of u are always flexing that you’re shit individuals…it’s a sickness.
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Show them my tattoo to let them know I’m part of them.
You’re sitting in traffic and you see this. What’s your next move? || 🎥 IG/AndrewParsons5
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My dad brought his younger brothers over, they started hanging with peckham boys and being bad so he deported their asses back with finesse.
Gangbanging as an African is so funny to me.
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I would have taken the shot cause this is insane.
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With rice and peas and coleslaw 😋.
how do y’all eat oxtails 🤮🤮🤮🤮.
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6th fastest una
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She literally just made her TL debut an hour ago and she’s been sent off already looool.
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If the guy runs up in the shop and puts hands on him he can’t act surprised.
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@ChrissyRonkz I’ve been saying all along fuck all that POC/BAME shit. they’re just riding the wave
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This y I don’t let that demograph chat about “self-hate” or “coon” when they’re exhibiting it.
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@MsGenevieve_ The real question is y would an old mama like that think it’s ok to put the paws on a grown adult like say they’re kids 🤷🏾♂️.
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The girl at the end said “you’re definitely getting shot”💀.
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When I see fathers taking their sons to football on the weekends it proper warms my heart.
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They’re so afraid to mention us by name like voldermort lol.
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Till this day I have never had one.
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She’s so pale she looks albino.
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Same thing with tryna rush me out into a date or relationship.
Anybody who seems like they’re in a rush to be my friend rubs me the wrong way.
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So if u lot can’t sex in this small small British heat y are all of u chatting shit about going on baecation or knacking abroad…. WHERE IT’S EVEN HOTTER!?!?.
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And I say it again… the yt ppl in the U.K need to follow suit.
People in Naples burn their energy bills and besiege the town hall: "We don't pay the bills! Now it will be chaos!" In Naples they don't joke.
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“Marv you’re a coward and a swine and u must speak up”.Gerald’s liners are mad😭😂. #3ShotsofTequila.
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That shaming tactic of “at your age” will not stop me from having fun as I please uno. I might even double down.
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U shouldn’t be on holiday if u have to share a bed 🥴.
On holiday, certain man ‘went for a walk’ but ended up sleeping outside using his wallet as a pillow just so his friend can use his bed for adult wrestling. What a team player 😅🤣.
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I’ve definitely mixed some wild liquors in my time😂.
Nah that’s drinking irresponsibly fasho… got my stomach hurting just looking at it
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I’d rather fuck u up and throw u out and get arrested than for u to just be living in my house and not being able to do nothing like a dickhead.
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Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
2 Mississippi Women Were Shot And Killed On Facebook Live After Pulling Up To Another Women's House To Fight🤦🏽♂️💔
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Men wearing Van cleefs <<<<<<. It looks dainty and for women 👎🏾.
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Lol When everyone keeps talking about the women only gym she basically said:
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If I throw a rack in her crack it’s a G string🎵
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“Rule numero uno, never let no one know how much dough you hold”🎵.
Have you got more than 10K in your account?.
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Standard intelligence and emotional intelligence are 2 different things.
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RIP STACK BUNDLES AND FREE MAX B🗣.
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U cannot argue with facts to accommodate your feelings.
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“If you’re guna Snake him. Snake him properly and don’t tell him” .Savage Dan is somethin else 🤣. #3ShotsofTequila.
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And u dummies keep falling for it with your “words of affirmation” bullshit.
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How do u get disarmed of your own tazer and tazed🤣🤣🤣.
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“They call me big purrrr” 🤣🤣🤣.
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