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@stefanbertin

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@stefanbertin
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2 months
Kate editing out her wedding ring:
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@stefanbertin
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I have to ask. If azealia knows how to do everything, why’s she not doing it?
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@stefanbertin
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They were my xmen
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@grewdillis
drew updates
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she fascinated me as a child
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@Forvrmood
FORVR MOOD
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A fine fragrance collection by FORVR MOOD You Remind Me - Apricot skin, orange flower, sensual musks NDA - tobacco flower, spiced rum, vanilla bean I Am Her - Red velvet, raspberry, pear, and oud Hard To Get - Lemon, jasmine, whipped vanilla Coming 4/2/24 @forvrmood @Sephora
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@stefanbertin
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2 months
Went triple platinum on my psp ☝🏾
@Creat1ve
slick ηick
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Who’s got that one 2006 bop?!
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@stefanbertin
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2 months
@MinaLioness She can at least check around Puerto rico and see if she can drop some beats
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@stefanbertin
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3 months
This is someone who when asked how old their oldest child was said - and I quote “40.. 40… 40 plus” don’t piss me offfffffffff 😭😭😭
@Shiikane
SHiiKANE
3 months
Levi crying about his broken relationship with his daughters was hard to watch. He’s got 8 children with 7 women, not surprised some of his children have resentment & feel he wasn’t a good father. Instead of waiting for his kids to reach out he should be the bigger person #CBBUK
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@stefanbertin
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1 month
Not registering your child but signing up for TikTok is crazy 😭😭
@Blackfeminist98
JustaPoliticsBabe🇵🇸
2 months
Are people dumb? What trend is this, I am the first person to whine about the surveillance state but there's some things that you just have to do to navigate life and being a registered human being is one of those things
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@stefanbertin
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2 months
please! bc i actually don't need unlimited coleslaw
@luna4ngelx
Cowboy Yams 🇩🇲
2 months
HELLO! @jsullivanmusic PLEASE CAN YOU DO A SEPARATE LONDON SHOW DATE TOO 😭😭
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@stefanbertin
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3 months
Hey siri, what’s an actor?
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@stefanbertin
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3 months
It’s almost like the price of everything is rising exponentially or something?! V confused rn!!!!
@DailySamSupply
KOSI WAHALA
3 months
“70k a year isn’t enough” has become “50k a year isn’t enough” in a matter of months loool I love this discourse
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@stefanbertin
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2 months
"unlimited access to food and drink" is a strange sentence.
@DLTBrunch
Days Like This
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FAQs just went live 👀
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@stefanbertin
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The devil himself could make a nest at the top of the burj khalifa and start throwing bricks of booger sugar down at people’s heads and even then, tourism in Dubai will not a take a hit
@ShadeRenee
SHADÉ RENEÉ
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This is a PR nightmare for Dubai. My aunt is there right now. You can’t fly out until April 25th. There’s 1000s of people at the airport with NO food. If Dubai gov don’t respond with accommodations for travelers, tourism will take a major hit
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@stefanbertin
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We’re somewhere else now, baby
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@bklynb4by
Brooklyn
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boy you can’t get no higherrr, than this:
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@stefanbertin
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Londinistan 4 eva! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 BREAKING: Labour declares victory in the London mayoral election
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@stefanbertin
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2 months
That weird moment where ppl were making fun of her mouth must have been a lot tbh
@itstonibraxton
Ash🦋MsVirgo
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This lowkey just made me sad :(
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@stefanbertin
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Idk, me personally, #onhere I’m really not interested in views that oppose mine when it comes to music, tv, film etc. I’m voluntarily in a low vibrational echo chamber and it’s on LOCKDOWN
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@stefanbertin
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2 months
whoa it's me 😭 helpppppppp
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@stefanbertin
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2 months
Yet more evidence that coloured contacts are only worn by evil ppl
@mvstevens
Matthew Stevens
2 months
Todrick Hall posted a GoFundMe asking strangers for 10K for his family house that burned down but then hosted his birthday party last night where he had horses and a petting zoo… like…
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@stefanbertin
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A jamaican man with 8 kids cannot trick me with tears I’m SO sorry 😭😭😭 it’s even triggering #cbbuk
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@stefanbertin
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I keep seeing “how could he do that when he has daughters?” And I just need everyone to grow up. TODAY. I see what you tryyyying to say but grow up 😭
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@stefanbertin
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Louis pretending he only has a vague recollection of Ekin Su 😭😭😭😭 “I think she’s from turkey, she may have won love island and she might be a Leo born in 93” girl PLEASE 😭😭 #cbbuk
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@stefanbertin
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This lady sovereign erasure 🙆🏾‍♂️
@TMZ
TMZ
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Jack Harlow Proclaims Himself 2nd Best White Rapper Behind Eminem
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the translation:
@TheKimbino
Kim
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“If you like it I love it” — a black woman that neither likes it nor loves it.
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“But I’m mature” “You have no choice, you’re old” Is sooooooo sndjjjfjdjjsjsjs
@tdesrae__
SABI GIRL☆
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It doesn't even end there 😂
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@stefanbertin
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Im sorry this man is so funny 😭😭😭
@ArtOfDialogue_
The Art Of Dialogue
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Rick Ross laughs at Drake after Kendrick Lamar drops his diss “Meet The Grahams” right after Drake releases his diss “Family Matters”
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This is the wig she deserves.
@QueenRMade1
Queens R. Made
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Oh my word. 😩
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@stefanbertin
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I’d put a bit of money on raye singing the next bond theme or the one after that.
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@stefanbertin
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@GraziaUK Ridiculous, tone deaf, probably 100% false, irresponsible, unnecessary, a waste of time, irrelevant - I could go on?
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@stefanbertin
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@PreciousGNSD yeah, i cant be tricked. my middle name is Trading Standards so they better watch out jhgjhghj
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@stefanbertin
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Threw all of my hypothetical reggae reggae sauce in the bin after I heard that sorry 😭😭
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@stefanbertin
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Ppl want to be contrarian so bad 😭😭😭
@MassJumbo
Will - 15 Min Headway Hater
2 months
The comments are saying the original was better. I can take this anymore
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@jasebyjason Another reason why this freehold leasehold rubbish needs to be scrapped ASAP
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@Big_Teccs Listen, savers is lowkey everything
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@stefanbertin
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As in he’s remaking Three Lions On A Shirt and booking an eastenders cameo as we speak
@adaenechi
ada enechi
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They’re chasing Drake out of the US and I need the UK to have some integrity and not answer his calls
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Am I living in a different dimension? I swear they announced this months ago?
@XXL
XXL Magazine
1 month
JUST IN: Nelly and Ashanti announce they are engaged and are expecting their first child together. 💍❤️
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Even the framing of this is rubbish though because having texture on your skin is NOT an imperfection
@MissSassbox
Sassington, M.C.
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nobody's perfect. don't ever forget it, girls! 💅🏽
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Like are we wanting to be surveilled or not?
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Grown adults believing her stories is kinda crazy ngl 😭😭
@mimitheblogger
Mimi the music blogger 2.0
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Nah she kills me No way her husband paid 5bills … sksksks
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We need leasehold reform immeeeeeeeeeeeediately. It just gets worse and worse
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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'My one-bed flat's service charge is now £16K a year'
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@stefanbertin
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3 months
Realistically would you not be very ashamed to be like “I’m Kate Middletons uncle” when people ask why you’re here? 😭😭 #cbbuk
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@stefanbertin
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@TazerBlack
PRESENCE
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'The lights are on but nobody is at home.' Is that supposed to be a diss or compliment? 🤔
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@stefanbertin
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Grooming on Tom by me btw 💁🏾‍♂️
@uncleswhore
𝓜𝓔𝓢𝓢...
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i love this picture so much.
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@stefanbertin
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i'm convinced that this is where my sugar addiction started 😭
@seyishome
Shay Winter
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If you had these as a kid, you should be entitled to free substance abuse therapy.
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What we really need to talk about is makeup artists and that damn FaceApp.
@MoneyNuu
m.s.w.💜
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She do makeup so good she done turned the bitch into caresha
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A jamaican man with 8 kids cannot trick me with tears I’m SO sorry 😭😭😭 it’s even triggering #cbbuk
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There are sooooo many reasons future generations are gonna look back at this time and talk about how stupid we were but this gender reveal stuff is definitely gonna be top 10 😭😭😭
@Juravim
Kelvin ✌️
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Is this the best gender reveal ever?🔥🔥🔥
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@stefanbertin
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✌🏾reclaiming✌🏾 slurs is idiotic to me I’m so sorry
@DejiNotDope
Dej
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Honest question, is it that the words woman, girlfriend, lover, partner, wife is missing in African Americans vocabulary? Why is it always "bitch"?
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Not a ghetto off 😭
@thaddeusmacabee
solobolo22
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Londoners live in pure delusion. Most of London is suburban bliss. Even the rough sides here are comfortable compared to real ghettos in, say Philly or New York
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@stefanbertin
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@_haaniyah_ this and its also like... stupid? love raye DOWN but it's just silly.
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Ignoring the weird age caption. We have to give madge her 10s I’m so sorry
@BOYSFORT0RI
Will ⋆·˚ ༘ *
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She was 21
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@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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What is the best dancing scene in a movie?
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@stefanbertin
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All my signal ladies!
@Mik3z_
El Patron
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If you find issue with taking a man’s family name in the act of marriage then I don’t understand why you just don’t stay signal. This new wave of emasculating men needs to stop. I blame the soft utes enabling women to even do this
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How would we feel about internet licences? As in you’d need a licence to access the internet. I think it could be good
@dumeccc
Dumebi 🎥📽️🤳🎤🇳🇬
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I’m acc so sorry. I couldn’t see this alone.
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One thing about a fan page, they’re gonna take your content and not credit you 😭 Hair and video by me 👍🏾
@NoContxtBton
out of context bridgerton
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Claudia Jessie for the Observer Magazine
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@stefanbertin
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I blocked her a while back so seeing that profile pic again and have it be so big was a lot 😭😭
@Gus_JordM
ALikkleWotless
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*Casually checks the comments on a tweet*
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so olly went and did that for what? 😭
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He said
@Chrisss_Nelson
#VibesWithTiaAndChrissy
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He said "hello good evening" as if to say "yuh nuh ave nuh manners" 😂
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@superTV247
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ
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Britain’s Got Talent is back! The brand new series starts on April 20th in a new 7:30pm slot 🌟 #BGT #BritainsGotTalent
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I haven’t and most likely won’t watch baby reindeer but I get the gist and I have to say.. you’re looking just as mad as that lady by trying to message her on Facebook 😭😭😭
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@stefanbertin
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Racists aren’t scared anymore. We’re losing recipes for real 😭
@LaurenWitzkeDE
Lauren Witzke
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Incoming Medical Malpractice Bailouts!
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@stefanbertin
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!!! We really have to pull together and start embarrassing these people in public. I cannot do it on my own.
@khalnero
Not Will
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I would’ve said “Did you assume she cleans because she’s black?” and we all could’ve stared at each other
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Im a bit too childish for this plane registration code :(
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@stefanbertin
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in the sense that-
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@notthatchloe
chloe
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THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
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Off topic but these new builds are so clapped 😭
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
2 months
A horse runs through the streets of Brixton
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@stefanbertin
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HELLO
@jasebyjason
Jason Okundaye
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I’m getting so bored of everyone’s constant need to be “nuanced” about everything, there’s no “nuance” to a teacher getting kids to do their hair and putting it on tiktok, it’s wrong and should be sanctioned. The end
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@luna4ngelx Don’t do this.
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Heard ya got that Greggs for me
@leviisbey
autumn 𐚁
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the uk has a problem
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@stefanbertin
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FINALLY updated my photography website ☺️
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I can tell they smelled like warm hot dog water 😭
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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Kids on the streets of England, 123 years ago in the year 1901.
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i'm joshing. this will most likely be me in the vip section
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This was a scheme that Todd set up I’m so sorry bc look at what that link takes you to
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@lvrsnfrndsfest
Lovers & Friends Festival
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Lovers & Friends Festival has unfortunately been canceled due to dangerous weather predicted for Saturday.  Fans who purchased tickets directly through Front Gate Tickets will receive a refund within 30 days.  For more info:
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@stefanbertin
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Sorry for your loss 🙏🏾🕊
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Off topic but why did tik tok stop putting the username in the watermark? Nasty work for smaller creators no?
@KryssyLaReina
Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁
2 months
He would have had to pick me up off the floor because what?! 🥹
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I was in line for a mini egg blondie in the selfridges food hall today and the woman in front of me clutched her bag after glancing my way. I v calmly told her about herself and she started stuttering 😭
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Oh it’s real bad for the tories bc how are you getting overtaken by the libdems who didn’t even try 😭😭😭
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: England Council Results at 10PM 🔴 LAB: 1,019 (+169) 🟠 LDM: 497 (+97) 🔵 CON: 474 (-436) ⚪️ IND: 220 (+88) 🟢 GRN: 159 (+65) 🟤 RA: 48 (+11) ⚫️ WPB: 4 (+4) 🟣 RFM: 2 (+2) Changes w/ seats in 2021 101/107 councils declared
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Not that I want to see them but since that law came in, where did all the xl bullies go? I haven’t seen ONE
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I haven’t got time for marketplace scammers anymore 😭
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It’s 2024.
@rapalert6
Rap Alert
2 months
💀💀💀
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I thought I was going to come here >on celebrity big brother< and nobody was gonna judge me. BABE. 😭 #CBBUK
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People can’t innovate again?
@demiwithenny
demi b🤎
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I hate plantain lovers. You guys do too much. Why am I seeing someone eat plantain with a full English breakfast.
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The wheels on the jailhouse bus go
@phuckdietstud
stuncle
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diddy’s houses got raided?
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i'm strapped into the new zealand vpn. i'm so sorry. i couldn't wait
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I mean.. it’s not that difficult of a concept. What I really would like to know is how they look 30 and 14 at the same time.
@WeiShiLindon
Void Sage
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They're cousins.
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so anyway! no aurora borealis tonight?
@MetroUK
Metro
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UK’s Olly Alexander gets 0 points in Eurovision public vote
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This seems like absolute hell I’m so sorry.
@lvrsnfrndsfest
Lovers & Friends Festival
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GET READY TO DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT!! 💖💜 SATURDAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 🥹 SEE YOU SOON 🔊🔊🔊
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What’s wrong with a bob?
@niggaolas
Nicolas is happy
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My issue with the whole Beyonce and country music is that a lot of ppl seem to think a southern black women from Texas can’t do country but keith urban an Australian man with a blonde bob can do it ???
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Why does it look like if an amateur tried to animate an episode of archer? 😭
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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New clip from ‘X-MEN 97’ Premieres tomorrow on Disney+
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@superTV247
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ
1 month
RATINGS! #BritainsGotTalent returned with ITV’s highest overnight of the year, exactly 5m viewers (37%) last night! 2023: 5.4m 2022: 6.1m 2020: 8.6m 2019: 8.3m 2018: 8.2m 2017: 8.70m 2016: 9.00m 2015: 10.2m 2014: 11.1m 2013: 10.6m 2012: 10.0m 2011: 10.5m 2010: 10.7m 2009: 10.5m
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@stefanbertin
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Not understanding that this is a skit is why Donald Trumps’s about to be you lots’ president again 😭😭
@MissSassbox
Sassington, M.C.
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his face took me OUT. please wait for it. 😭
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Preparing for essence festival iktr!
@therobmilton
Rob Milton
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- the Aunties are in training for the summer.
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@Variety
Variety
21 days
Ryan Gosling is rejecting roles that are too psychologically dark for the sake of what's best for his family. “I don’t really take roles that are going to put me in some kind of dark place. This moment is what I feel like trying to read the room at home and feel like what is
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stefan •
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Society if April Fools Day never happened again:
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stefan •
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This added so much to the dialogue 😭😭😭 I need more
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“Wendy Wendy Wendy “
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is it me or are check in and check out times at hotels and airbnbs getting EGREGIOUS????
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@MNEK Sameeeeee! It blew my little mind when I first heard it
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Something about the way the beat drags before the chorus of the boy is mine has me like
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