fuck I can't wait till summer starts on cinco de mayo

Niggas be so focused on being "hood niggas", they forget that the goal is to get OUT the hood.. nigga.

All I want for my birthday is some big titty nudes

Hmmmmm... http://t.co/Xv6vaoLcmq

Slang that dick Wednesday

When you realize your too fucked up on tv http://t.co/B1p9y4llfN

My dude is finally 21. I still remember sneaking his ass into the club. Hope you keep living it up @N4RCOTIX http://t.co/VbcJkiPwI4

To the red apple we go. Rave of the season

To all the men out there with women that saw fifty shades of grey. Ice pack and a mixed drink

Chris brown during the domestic violence speech #GRAMMYs http://t.co/kaKFfGmIme

Chunky yet funky 🎶🎶

Say perhaps to drugs

I wonder if you plant ramen noodles and water it with beer and liquor will it grow a college student?

Oh so when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer it's "art". When I do it I "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot"

http://t.co/AkqOf0dJj1

Or maybe give everybody a copy ready to mail right to Un's front step. When he tried to retaliate we shove a missile right up his ass