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Had a panic attack in work and one of the guys a work with found it funny and started slagging us for it. See when you see people talking about mental health all the time. That’s exactly why. Shouldn’t ever be made to feel embarrassed because of yer mental health
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Could’ve had a grinch come and smash yer house up for that kinda money
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Michael this, Michael that. There’s only one man who could go head to head with Faye and come out on top
#LoveIsland
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I get that they can’t show everything that happens in a day but I’ve yet to see Michael and Joanna have a conversation about anything other than amber
#LoveIsland
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Unpopular opinion but Brendan Rodgers is a bigger Celtic legend than Neil Lennon
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Moi is 7 off Sinclair’s 16/17 season tally. Bear in mind Sinclair played under Brendan in a peak Celtic side while Moi played out of position under Lennon
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Just sharing the saddest TikTok ever. Nobody speak to me for at least a week
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Probably flung it in the bin whereas he fired this on right away
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Stadium full of Feyenoord fans at home in the champions league. This is what Lawell and co have reduced the club to. The enthusiasm levels amongst fans currently rivals that of when Lennon got the job after the cup final.
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Abada is astronomically clear of Maeda and was unfairly treated last season by Ange.
What’s your one football related opinion that you stand by and are willing to defend that against anyone?
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What a sensational evening of soccer from the Glasgow Boston Celts
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So Ange left at the first opportunity that presented itself, he’s actively trying to strip the backroom staff from the club and now he’s coming in to take our best players? Yet some of our supporters still won’t have anything bad said about him. Give your heads a wobble eh
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Boris Johnson literally hid in a fridge to avoid questioning during the election. Are you really that surprised he’s nowhere to be seen during a pandemic?
#wheresBoris
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@loyalT1720
@MrHemJ
@ESPNF1
Hamilton’s one had 17 races in it and he never even raced in them all due to having Covid
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I’ve been on twitter for 6 year and have finally found the single greatest tweet ever
There’s a guy at ma local who claims to have done a shite oot his willy x
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Mind when we were all pining for Forrest to come back from injury? Glad we’re back to normal service and we can all agree again he’s a shitebag who offers hee haw 9/10 games. The odd goal here or there will never change my mind
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Watching St Johnstone fans bamming Turkish fans up on twitter is the content I never knew I needed in life
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Ryan Christie plays like someone you’d find in a drop in match on pro clubs
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Name a bigger downgrade than Tierney and Lustig to Laxalt and Kenny. I’ll wait
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@EdwinNajmi
@arielhelwani
He’s not saying he’d beat Khabib. He’s saying their styles are similar in how they suffocate you and don’t give you an inch or a second to breathe
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Babe wake up. New Adam Lynch video just dropped
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Arctic monkeys were phenomenal last night in Glasgow. To anyone who sold a ticket off the back of their Glastonbury set I have one thing to say. Get it fuckin up ye
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@H44MlLTON
@MercedesAMGF1
Instead they were posting 30 sympathy tweets about George. Seen this coming a mile off
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@BenTheTim
Might seem ridiculous but R9. The fact he’s known as “fat Ronaldo” by many is the ultimate disrespect. Injuries ruined him and he still won 3 Balon D’ors and everything else too. Unplayable and an icredible goal scoring record too
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@fatihbulbul91
@bluffdoktorn
@nocontextfooty
Not sure if you’re joking but no there’s no knife. Barely even a slap. He hit the floor once he realised he wasn’t going to catch the fan and went off “injured”
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Am absolutely overwhelmed by everyone’s kind messages here. Feeling a million times better. Words can’t express how appreciative I am to have so many good people reach out like that. Much love to you all 💚
Had a panic attack in work and one of the guys a work with found it funny and started slagging us for it. See when you see people talking about mental health all the time. That’s exactly why. Shouldn’t ever be made to feel embarrassed because of yer mental health
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Andy Halliday claiming this is the first title race in a decade there. We just forgetting both teams going toe to toe last season or the year before? Must’ve imagined that
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Stevie G leaving them huns on Remembrance Day is exceptional patter from the big man
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@KenTheLemon
@McGregorRousey
Nah they need to keep the people interested in this division. Nobody wants to see Joey B get smoked 3 times in a row
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@RyanHerity1
@RjayCeltic
My brother in Christ this team won a treble last season and lost 3 domestic games all year while playing fast fluid football. The manager is the problem
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Why does she look like the wee talking head statue from Art Attack tho??
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@SandhuMMA
@TonyFergusonXT
Poor from Tony as usual. Guy was always a dick though just look what he said when he was on tuf. Khabib is retiring for his mum because he promised her. You’d think Justin beating him down for 5 rounds would’ve humbled him too
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Haven’t cried since a went through a breakup but I reckon seeing my pals for the first time in 5 months today might just do it x
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Been on twitter 8 years and have yet to find value in the opinion of anyone with a 🇬🇧 in their name or bio
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Ha ha yes very funny Paul Dock = Small Cock, say it again & I’ll bloody show you it
Who’ll be laughing then? Me with my trousers pulled to my ankles x
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SNP teasing restrictions again? All they’re missing is Ian Sterling giving it “Tomorrow Night” just to add some suspense
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Lassie I’d been seeing has just pied me a week before Christmas. On the plus side I’ve now got a fuck load of lush bath bombs for myself 🥲
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Guys I think it’s time we had a serious discussion about whether or not The Saturdays greatest hits mega mix is the greatest song to ever exist
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@gr00vymil
Or when he said “life’s to short to be living with stress. I’m too young to be all depressed”
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The Royal Family being a complete mess since the queen died is giving big post Fergie Manchester United energy.
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@URelliott
Luke Shaw offers the overlap to create space for rashford. Brandon refuses to do that and forces all the play to be narrow. Crowding out the middle and nullifying Rashford basically. No surprise the drop off since Shaw got injured
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3 people are in intensive care over the whole of Scotland and over half the population have had their vaccines yet we’re staying locked down. A want to actual kick Sturgeons cunt in man. Haven’t seen ma pals in over a year. Fuck this shambles of a government
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@utdreport
He just lied non stop and used the love he had from everyone at United for a better contract multiple times. Personally leaves a sour taste
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Year ago the day I was drinkin a beer in front of the Eiffel Tower with the person I thought a was spending the rest of my life with. Today I’m in bed hungover and waiting for the Chinese to open. Life comes at ye fast
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Fun fact. The only team outside of Spain to win a Copa Del Rey is Motherwell.
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Conor loses to the best lightweight outside of Khabib, mainly leg kicks killing him and then opening up the head shots. This idiot thinks he’ll just box his head off after 3 years training. I actually want to see it tbh, see a murder live on telly
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Hope the mouth breathers in the replies here back in July now see why Black Lives Matter. How many white players have we seen racially abused since this?.. Exactly
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