I miss Thaniel.

What are these La Crocks cans doing here?

I asked for extra onions, but like I winked at her, you know?!

Found Thaniel in the back making a dolphin sculpture out of clay. #precious

Thanbaby shaved his face. "You know in Spiderman where Peter gets spider grips on his fingers? That's what my face feels like."

I think my table is trying to tell me something. They gave me this card to try to find Jesus. (Also Thaniel has never seen Dogma)

There was a squirrel near my house on a dumpster. I named him Toby, but I don't know what his real name was.

Look what our baby Thaniel do!

*Internal thoughts* "wait, so were not gonna 'shake it' at a nice restaurant??" *cancels invites*

Thaniel: I just tried to think of what that little thing was that I played with as a little boy. It was a Game Boy, but I almost said Playboy. Emily: Everyone grows up at different rates.

If a poltergeist steals something, is that a poltergeist or a polter-heist?

This is what happens when you call and hang up on Thaniel.

"I just spilled my beer on myself. I should do something different next time."

"Which one is that? Aquaman? Because that's the one that does it for me." #aquaman

Thaniel is okay, the doctor says he needs a bit of r&r, but he'll be good in a few days. He's planning on going home and cuddling his dog, Max. #dog #love #bork #pupper

From earlier: "My mom's gonna be so mad at me."

From Thaniel: "Surprisingly, he writes better now! #concussion #ouch #booboo

Today, as Thaniel bent down to pick up garbage near the dumpster, the air pushed the dumpster door and he stood up and smashed his head. Thaniel went to Urgent Care, and has a concussion.

"If someone held me down and put a towel of cazadores over my face, I'd be so happy."

//Gavin drops post it notes and accidentally splits them from the group Than: "Once you've split them they'll never be whole again!"