But YOU want some! ;)

On #UVVodka: It tastes like a grapefruit that's been fermenting in the bar sink for a week and a half. #vodka

Overheard at a table: "I love shrimps. Every bite is a complete life." #shrimp #salad #seafood #mkefoodie

Overheard at a table full of kids: "You gonna get a beer?" "Nah, they actually card here." #barlife #serviceindustry #doingmyjob #ope #drinkwisconsinbly

"I just watched a kitten do a backflip handstand. This is the best sportz bar evar." - Lillian Cheesman, daydrinking customer

Contacted the bus company today for our yearly @BristolRenFaire trip. What theme weekends are you looking forward to?

Malort, I'll have another! #malort #carpet #ifmosscouldpoop #wtfdan

"Full Metal Alchemist is not an anime, it's a lifestyle." - Karen, about Nate's tattoo.

Thaniel made the most adorable blueberry N/A cocktail today. So cute I almost couldn't drink it!

Have you done brunch at Oak & Shield yet? Elven French Toast, Millenials Kill Everything (Except Avocado Toast), Luke... I'm Nacho Father, and the Breakfast Burrito That's Definitely Not a Mimic! 🧝‍♀️🥞🥑🍳🌯...

For three days, the Oak & Shield will turn into a romantic tavern, complete with decor, special three-course menu, photo booth (Saturday only)—and a fortress of irreverence in the downstairs lounge! Reservations are HIGHLY recommended.

Don't hurt our baby Thaniel plz.

Overheard just now: Chris (on the phone, to the bar upstairs): "What do you need? Powdered sugar? You might have to tickle Gavin (kitchen staff) for it. [Pause] I know it doesn't. Yeah, I'll add that to the recipe card."

If you've had the pleasure of having Thaniel as your bartender, you're going to want to follow @ShitThanielSays, where we, his co-workers, tweet the hilarious and silly things he says and does.

Tonight we unveil our new Karaoke Fluxx Rules, where you control the drink specials! Please also welcome our Karaoke Sponsor, @TullamoreDEW, which we though was rather appropriate, given how much of it you guys drink ;)

"Bury me covered in chorizo gravy." #mke #foodporn #burrito #breakfast #brunch

Breakfast Burrito That's Definitely Not A Mimic #foodporn #mke #brunch #Milwaukee #brunchening

"Food is the only thing that makes my mouth water." #justthanielthings #brunch

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A #SmallThanks from Oak & Shield Gaming Pub to you! https://t.co/FrGZJCM4Ay