This is my buddy Cain, from Nathan Bedford State Park. He loves long hair and crawling down my shirt

These local news interviews from the 2010s basically built the internet as we know it. Not AI, no script, no filter — and we still quote them daily. The originals. 👑😂

Not a resolutions guy, but I do have a few things I’m working on to be “better” in ‘26. 1. Having more patience. (Not really going well). 2. Trying to not just assume that people are dumber than a stump. (Going really poorly). 3. Being more social. (Going the worst). 🤦🏻‍♂️

The bags under my eyes are designer

While I’m not a person of faith my daughter attends church regularly and I was looking at my her planner and I said why do you give so much money to the church, lord Jesus and she said ‘10% of your income and I believe in karma’ and I said well EYE believe your school loans are

If rolling my eyes during a meeting was an Olympic sport….

Hey if you aren’t currently using a PAID version of any AI app … do not, just pretend like you don’t know it exists…

Tough love - not enough of it any longer. Y’all have made these people soft. Change it.

Who is your favorite president and why is it Calvin Coolidge ??? Only kidding but for real who was your favorite

kinda fucked up to buy a king or queen sized mattress on presidents day even if it’s on sale

I watched the Olympics yesterday and I need to know… why is the US struggling so bad in the sport using guns???

Probably somebody I wouldn’t go out with in high school 😒

Here is the thing, queso is not a Mexican thing at all! God bless whoever invented it though!

Ways to say “I love you” in Appalachia. 1. I checked your oil and put air in your tires 2. I’m on my way with bail money 3. I saved you the last deviled egg

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my girlfriends

But what skill does bobsled require … looks like you just lay on the creeper and hope for the best

https://t.co/x7r1wRAwh0

Me: I don’t speak Spanish Also me after 3 modelos:

This is how I feel about a new phone

Where’s the whistler? Did he die?

Is mutherfucker one word or 2? Trying to get this Valentine card right.