its Shelley, not Shirley. Sorry 🤷♀️
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“You sound like you need antibiotics and Jesus” - @RoryPetzer 2024
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🇿🇦 I am a South African. And I think we’re kinda fucking great. Sorry, but this is factual. I live in an underrated country. Here’s a thread of why I feel this way. Spoiler: you’re gonna hate some of these. 🇿🇦
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I hate how much I’ve had to to hear it BUT “Fit check for my napalm era” is one of the coolest lines I’ve ever heard 😭🥰❤️
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Do you know what’s cool? Getting to say you love your life. And I fucking do ❤️❤️❤️
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I’m such a fucking dick 😂😂😂😂 I regret nothing 😂😂😂
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Am I a good colleague and friend? Yes. Yes I am.
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I don’t know how these fucks got into my personal albums, but I am offended! 😤
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Sean and I have the same helper. She was with me today and asked me to urgently remind Sean that he needs to get more Handy Andy for his place. This is why I love the absolute fuck out of him 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Had what I thought was a mosquito bite which I am now semi-convinced is a spider bite. Do I throw holy water on it or what?
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Rare transparency! We’re proudly sharing every step of Xandeum’s six eras with our trusted community. Curious about our vision? Explore the full journey at on our website and see what’s next! Reply with your favorite era and why!
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To all the cats reading this, you don’t have to tell us why or explain yourselves. Just keep doing your thing. We are stupid humans and don’t deserve you.
Nobody knows why cats wiggle their bottoms before they pounce.
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There was a bullying incident with one of Raph’s classmates brought up on the group chat and Raph phoned him (on his mom’s phone) to tell him that he’ll look out for him. THIS is the best message I could ever get as a mother 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
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I don’t wanna brag but my child is super popular at his hairdresser. They all stop work when he’s there to ask him to do his British accent. To be fair, it’s pretty hilarious.
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I want to love anything as much as my kid loves his hairdresser 😂
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Day 16: The Witch 2015 OMFG like I haven’t watched this a million times already. Black Phillip is literally the fucking GOAT. Eggers is Eggersing. Ineson is Inesing. Anya is Anyaing. Class fucking movie. 10/10 no notes.
Day 15: Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge Worst party ever 😆 Not as good as the original but that’s how these things tend to go 🤷♀️
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Back on the pub quiz league shit tonight. Let’s fucking goooooo!!!!!! I love me some trivia.
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Day 15: Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge Worst party ever 😆 Not as good as the original but that’s how these things tend to go 🤷♀️
Day 14: Wolf Creek (2005) Give South Africans another reason to dislike Aus. As if all the animals trying to kill you isn’t enough?? Banger fucking film though. Creepy. Eerie. Unsettling. Top tier ❤️❤️❤️ Watch it!
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Omg we’re gonna be insufferable in the US next year 😂🇿🇦😂🇿🇦😂 I love us ❤️❤️❤️
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I’m a veteran in my 30s with ALS, building Dying for Support from my wheelchair. How do you tell your 8yo you’ll never see her graduate or walk her down the aisle? My vision: help young adults with terminal illness live their final chapter fully, and support grieving spouses and
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I’d like to do an appreciation post for everyone’s Minister of Champions, @RoryPetzer. He is the friend I never wanted but now have. He honestly makes South Africa better. Thanks for the gees and keeping us all believing 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Raph had a cry this morning because he misses Griz 😔😔😔 What a fucking champion of a dog ❤️
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🫡🫡🫡 Bette fucking Midler 🫡🫡🫡
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Alan Rickman. Don’t ask questions.
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So we have to do “learning” as part of our yearly goals for work, which I love. And my boss is letting me use my Zulu lessons on Duolingo for my KPIs. Fucking love my life ngoLwesithathu ❤️🇿🇦 (I'm so shit but i'm learning and trying)
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