And dont call me Shirley
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“You sound like you need antibiotics and Jesus” - @RoryPetzer 2024
johannesburg
Joined April 2009
🇿🇦 I am a South African. And I think we’re kinda fucking great. Sorry, but this is factual. I live in an underrated country. Here’s a thread of why I feel this way. Spoiler: you’re gonna hate some of these. 🇿🇦
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Birthday weekend plans for the kid:. Saturday: Spur party with school friends.Sunday: party in the park with the kids from the complex.Monday (actual birthday): haircut with Raph’s favourite hairdresser then party with the family. This kid is fucking spoiled ❤️.
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7 Emmy nominations for Shrinking, including Jessica Williams. All is right with the world.
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Being an adult means learning to use everything in your fridge. Thems the rules.
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Is it weird that my affirmation is “I’m not special”?. Hear me out, no matter what I’m struggling with, there are millions of others going through it and working through it too, which means it’s manageable and fixable. I’m not special. I can manage too.
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I don’t know what genre this is, but the British are nailing it.
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I’m feel bad for the kids because they will never understand this magnificence.
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It’s not just that @hereisbosco is so unbelievably gorgeous, she’s just so sassy and witty and smart and I’m completely in love with her 🥰🥰🥰.
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I need a good horror movie tonight. Any recommendations? Recent ones preferably. I’m pretty sure I’ve done all the old ones several times 😂. Also, fuck you, I love you.
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What is one song you can’t be sad listening to?
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One of the best scenes in movie history 😂😂😂😂.
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🇿🇦Friends, my mum has been asked to represent SA in Cyprus later this year. Bowls South Africa doesn’t have budget and we need to raise cash to get her there. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Would anyone like to contribute?🇿🇦. She wins medals a lot. I promise.
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Rewatched The Mighty Ducks 2 with kiddo and he pointed out all the Queen songs. I’ve never been prouder as a parent.
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The best and wisest modern-day philosophers all just happen to be professional comedians. I stand by this.
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I feel like tonight is a good night for drunk nails 💅 . (For those who don’t know this means layer, drink, layer, drink, sparkle-fuck, drink, top coat, drink).
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Sloth love Chunk 😭😭😭.
Challenge Round!. Quote a movie without giving away the title.
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Teach kids sarcasm. It’s gonna get them in a lot of trouble but it’s funny as fuck and gives them a thicker skins.
What’s your unpopular opinion about PARENTING that will have you like this.
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This scene RUINED me 😭😭😭.
This is one of the most quietly devastating scenes I've ever seen the way Kerry Condon plays Siobhan's attitude shift when she realizes what Dominic is saying should've won her all the awards. The fact that Banshees went home with zero oscars is a crime.
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Is it weird that I like the fact that the word “hell” literally makes up an integral part of my name?
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The one I specifically disliked moved to Pretoria last week 🥳🥳🥳. I gave Raph ice cream cos he was sad though 🤷♀️🤷♀️.
Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.
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