Rory Petzer
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Comedy. Running. Savanna Comics Choice Comedy Award Winner. SA Minister of Champions. BEING SOUTH AFRICAN IS A FLEX! 🇿🇦❤️🏆 Book me: [email protected]
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A VICTORIOUS MESSAGE FOR ALL SPRINGBOK FANS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #RWCFinal #Springboks #NZLvRSA #StrongerTogether #LiveLifewithVitality #RWC23
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Wait. Trump is dumping criminals in Eswatini? Like flying them there and dropping them off? Wtf is going on?.
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Boepstreet Boys.
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If Ackermans doesn’t hop on as a title sponsor for the Bulls next season, they’re sleeping on themselves.
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Eating a spicy mutton bunny for supper is borrowing happiness from the first hour of the next morning. 😭.
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Where does the data go when it expires? Are we disposing of it responsibly?.
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Hear me out. A South African version of Squid Game: Calamari Carnage. ❤️🇿🇦.
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CHAMPIONS! Last night was a big success! We march on! LET’S GO! ❤️🇿🇦🏆
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These Argentinian kids traveled a long way to watch the Baby Boks play rugby.
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Standing in the corner of the shower waiting for the ice cold water to get hot are the longest 11 seconds of your life.
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RT @FNBSA: Cheering so loud the neighbours might report us! 📣🔥 Let’s gooo @SAJuniorRugby and @Banyana_Banyana — bring that Mzansi magic, ba….
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CHAMPIONS! Please! Baby Boks and Banyana Banyana tonight! ❤️🇿🇦🏆
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In other news, President Cyril Ramaphosa’s notes from last night’s address have leaked this morning.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
🇿🇦 Dull, and not in the spirit of the game. It might be ingenuitive, but that doesn't make it fun in the long term.
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