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Shell Byron

@ShellByronComic

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I have no excuse

Liverpool, England
Joined May 2016
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
6 years
Have you ever seen so much love
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Downed this. Had Big Bowl delivered. This hangover needs to fuck off.
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Leave your problems at the door. In a bucket. Then let a drag queen read them out to everyone. Then I'll fix you. Or make it worse. Whatever. Come x
@visittheclinic
The Clinic
7 years
LIVERPOOL This Friday The Clinic throws open its doors to solve your problems and make you laugh. We will have special guests @ShellByronComic, @tonybasnett and @lornacomedy to help guide the madness. Join us @HWCCLiverpool https://t.co/6FMgojXtbE
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@Danward29237729
Dan The Man
7 years
just seen a @channel5_tv advert for Hitler's holocaust railways with Chris Tarrant. what's fuckin next. Live abortions with Timmy Mallet. death row murders with Gazza. public hangings with joe pasquale.
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@joeheenan
joe heenan
7 years
My daughter is called 0B8rjPQ7X. So I don’t have to look at the back of the BT smart hub when I need the password
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@visittheclinic
The Clinic
7 years
LIVERPOOL The Clinic comes to @HWCCLiverpool on November 9 with special guests @ShellByronComic, @tonybasnett & @lornacomedy! We've got shots, comedy and advice to dispense! "Dirty jokes and innuendos go down a storm" TICKETS: https://t.co/WF9Yg9FpxU
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Yesssssss come to this
@visittheclinic
The Clinic
7 years
Tickets are now on sale for our Liverpool date @HWCCLiverpool! Come join Gloria for shots, chaos and a bit of advice. We will have special guests @lorna_corner, @tonybasnett and @ShellByronComic! Tickets available here: https://t.co/6FMgojXtbE #visittheclinic
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Retweet the fuck out of this
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@MrMikeNewall
Mike Newall
7 years
Thanks to @EdyHurst @ShellByronComic @dannysutcliffes and @scottbcomedyuk it was another excellent show @coachandfour last night! Next one is Thurs 4th Oct with one of my favourite comics and people @DamianClark #Wilmslow
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Yass let's do this
@coachandfour
Coach and Four
7 years
It’s tonight #Wilmslow Coach Load of Comedy! Doors open @ 8pm Tickets available £6 #Livestandup #Comedynight
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Hey this is now tonight so come if you're in or near Doncaster
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@coachandfour
Coach and Four
7 years
This Thursday Comedy night is BACK Check out this lineup...... @robrouse @dannysutcliffes @MrMikeNewall @EdyHurst @ShellByronComic Tickets on sale now £6 #comedynight #Wilmslow #Cheshire
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Accidentally ended up at Open Mic Poetry and heard the line 'There were 10 in the bed and the little one said... "Why is there so much hatred in the world?"' Fuck off mate
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
I'm listening to the Spice Girls and this is totally acceptable
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
I'm listening to Happy Mondays and there's nothing wrong with that
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
It's only ten to 7 and someone is throwing up on Seel St
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
I'm listening to Chumbawumba and that is absolutely fine
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Click this you silly people https://t.co/UVSE2Cj3Zr
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@ShellByronComic
Shell Byron
7 years
Some faves on at this!!
@MrMikeNewall
Mike Newall
7 years
A week today. Thurs 6th September - Coachload Of Comedy @coachandfour enters it's 15th year with another great lineup! @robrouse @dannysutcliffes @EdyHurst @ShellByronComic. Tickets just £6. #Wilmslow
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