“Since you failed to give me the peace prize, of which I am so deserving, I am forced to show you how unpeaceful I can be.”

I wrote about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.— https://t.co/qyfetWwref

Donald Trump was asked today what he’d do about child care if elected president. This is what he said, in its entirety:

Will Smith Joins J. Balvin at Coachella for ‘Men in Black’ Performance https://t.co/6MfAW7QMbQ via @variety

gotta post this every year

1/ It's Christmastime, and for a certain elite few that means our thoughts turn to only one thing: the greatest holiday special of all time, 1987's "A Muppet Family Christmas." And in this THREAD I have a *treat* for all of you, courtesy my family's 1989 VHS recording.

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Landmark Creations on Fox 9's The Jason Show! Our President, Stephanie Meacham, shared our inflatable manufacturing process and some fun insider stories, including @lizzo's giant "booty" inflatable. Check it out! #LandmarkCreations #TheJasonShow https://t.co/ic9aMpi4Ct

US government scientists have made a breakthrough in the pursuit of limitless, zero-carbon power by achieving a net energy gain in a fusion reaction for the first time. (Via @FT) https://t.co/LAp28zqAxz

DC is deeply saddened at the passing of Kevin Conroy, a legendary actor and the voice of Batman for multiple generations. He will be forever missed by his friends, family, and fans. https://t.co/GgdfYvoKVL

In the documentary I Know That Voice, Kevin Conroy tells this unforgettable story about working at a food relief station in Manhattan in the days after 9/11. It’s one of my favorite stories he told about the power of his talents. Rest In Peace Mr. Conroy

Twitter is now Musk O' Vision!! Where every time you tweet you get a whiff of his .. uh .. musk... ReMusk and follow for more A+ smells!

Imagine if your kid sets up a lemonade and classified nuclear documents stand and they get raided by an IRS swat team.

A lot of people are losing their minds tonight without seeing the warrant, the warrant application, or the supporting materials. Neither the former president nor the FBI are above the law. Take a breath and wait until we see the basis for the warrant before judging its merits.

If you held a grain of sand up to the sky at arm’s length, that tiny speck is the size of Webb’s view in this image. Imagine — galaxies galore within a grain, including light from galaxies that traveled billions of years to us!

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there that put up with far more than they should have to. 😂 #HappyFathersDay #CalvinandHobbes

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This may the dumbest possible ending to a baseball game and I needed the laugh badly