Disappointment for the Liverpool fans who had hoped to wrap up the league in the more traditional manner of retrieving Dundee’s email from the spam folder.
Rangers fans walk 15 minutes to George Square - bad
Scotland fans travel 500 miles to London - OK
Fake video of Rangers players singing - outrage
Genuine video of Scotland fans singing anti English songs - silence
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Nicola Sturgeon claiming she doesn’t know what “stay alert” means. As a woman who has previously been in the company of Alex Salmond, that seems very hard to believe.
To be fair it’s understandable that Celtic fans could be easily duped by a fake video - they previously saw footage of Shane Duffy and believed he was a footballer.
Rangers: “Can we have a fan zone and fans inside the stadium?”
Scot govt: “No - Covid case rates at 52 per 100,000 are far too high”
UEFA: “Can we have a fan zone and fans inside the stadium?”
Scot govt: “Sure, why not. Covid case rates are only 147 per 100,000”
BREAKING: It’s now safe for fans to attend football matches again and the SPFL can resume.
In completely unrelated news, Celtic’s injury crisis has abated and they’ve signed a few new players.
Celtic fans: “Alfredo Morelos attracts abuse because of the type of person he is, not because he’s black”
Also Celtic fans: “Neil Lennon attracts abuse because he’s an Irish Catholic, not because of the type of person he is”
Celtic 2 Dundee Utd 1 - Dundee Utd denied a clear penalty
Celtic 1 Hearts 0 - Celtic offside goal allowed to stand
Celtic 1 Motherwell 0 - Celtic score from free kick wrongly awarded, Motherwell denied a clear penalty
Please do tell us more about this conspiracy. 🤔
“There I was minding my own business when all of a sudden I stumbled onto the stage, accidentally grabbed hold of a microphone, inadvertently led the chorus and somehow found myself fist pumping right at the very moment the naughty words were sung.”
“This achievement will never be matched”
The offside League Cup, the Dundee email League and the Covid Cup won on penalties.
To be fair, it probably won’t ever be matched.
Ally McCoist has apologised after comparing the SPFL to Cartoon Network.
“We accept Mr McCoist’s apology in full” confirmed a spokesman for Cartoon Network.
Celtic fans: “Shay Logan attracts abuse because of the type of person he is, not because he’s black”
Also Celtic fans: “Neil Lennon attracts abuse because he’s an Irish Catholic, not because of the type of person he is”
Yellow card for Morelos
Penalty against Morelos
Not a goal for Morelos
No penalty and a yellow card for Morelos
Easy to see why he’s considered “controversial”. 🤔
When you can remember a footballer who never played for your club but you can’t honour the memory of the millions who made the ultimate sacrifice in 2 World Wars.
Things that always get talked about when Rangers beat Celtic:
1. Referees
2. Songs
Things that never get talked about when Celtic beat Rangers:
1. Referees
2. Songs
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Alan Power - no action
Paul McGinn - no action
Jozo Simunovic - no action
Scott Brown - no action
Oliver Burke - no action
Allan McGregor - banned
Alfredo Morelos - banned
Almost as if there’s some sort of pattern to it all.🤔
"It's harsh, but it's a penalty."
Sportscene pundits Richard Foster and James McFadden agree Rangers' Alfredo Morelos was right to be penalised for handball against Aberdeen in Tuesday's 1-1 draw at Pittodrie.
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Referee confirms there would have been another 10 minutes injury time in Paisley but half of the St Mirren team were already still up well past their bed time.
Understandable that Hibs might cut the away ticket allocation for Rangers’ visit - they have to look after their own fans who turn up every week to pack out the stadium.
Somewhere in the corner of a dark room Michael Stewart is watching a frame by frame replay of the Considine sending off, looking for the angle that confirms it should actually have been a red card for Alfredo Morelos.
Strange that those who were only too willing to take a Tik Tok video by “Wullie Wanker” at face value are suddenly now adopting an “innocent until proven guilty” stance. 🤔
As Rangers cut Celtic’s future Ibrox allocation to accommodate more season ticket holders, Celtic respond by cutting Rangers future Parkhead allocation to accommodate more big banners.
Fake footage of Rangers players singing a song - outrage.
Genuine footage of an on loan Celtic player endangering supporters at a match - silence.
Pretty clear where the priorities of certain politicians lie.
Bit of an inconvenient kick off time for Rapid Vienna fans. How will they get back home now with no trains running between Scotland and Austria on a Thursday night. 🤷🏻♂️🤔