Krista Inner Chaos of the Stutsman Army
@Selmatrixie
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OU Twitter is my love language: loud, brash, petty, obnoxious, loyal, protective & proud. NO DMs you don't want screenshotted & posted.
Oklahoma, USA
Joined August 2021
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I have created a Google form so you can easily submit lists. That way we can have a bit more organization & make sure we are being fair to those who need help.
Please use this link to summit your list to us & I will try to get the link on the site ASAP
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Howdy! Here is the website. It gives you a little information about the organization and our goals. It is a work in progress but currently gives you a convenient way to donate to help us
#clearthelists
on an ongoing basis. Please help us support the teachers who hold our future
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As a sexual abuse survivor, I'm asking
@soonerad
and
@CoachVenables
to not let this happen again. This is so disrespectful to anyone who has been raped.
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After a very entertaining and almost scary conference call, I have sent Kari to bed & Kyle to play with his son. I have a few things to do so, for the first time, we are taking the night off. I'm sorry but there will be 2 rounds of 50 starts tomorrow to make up for it.
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I'm sorry to interrupt football, but I truly believe in the power of prayer and I need some now. My left foot has decided not to work for some reason and I'm having extreme pain. I'm scared. I spent the day in the ER and have to go back to my neurosurgeon.
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This is how it feels to be a woman in so many parts of daily life. If you love a woman, in any way, why would you want them to feel bad for being human?
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Thank you OU Twitter for being who you are, thank you
@OK_Breakdown
and thank you so much
@kkirtley26
&
@kylerdsooner01
for becoming so important to me.
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Today, for the first time since 2019, I finally have a place I can call home by myself. Since I got sick with I've had to live with my mother. In 2019 nobody thought I would live much less ever live in my own again. I am blessed, thank you God for being good to me.
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I'm disheartened this morning. I love teachers & honestly love to help
@kkirtley26
@rr_rollin
&
@kylerdsooner01
all were cursed with giving hearts. We love to help people. Most of you have been amazing, sweet & grateful. We love you all so much and love helping.
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Please Sooner Nation, let's give him lots of love. We are the best for a reason, right?
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Please know we love you all but we have to recharge. We will be back to
#clearthelist
tomorrow. Have a safe night and don't do anyone stupid.
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Alright my lovely teachers, sitting here today thinking about books. The love of reading really does open the mind and fosters imagination. So, starting on Monday, we are going to change things up a little. I have a spreadsheet of 1260 teachers names on it.
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Not even 30 minutes and we have more than 200 forms filled out. I added a field for the Twitter handle but you can't edit once it's been submitted so I'll try to figure out how I associate them on the back end.
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OU Twitter I need to explain something before the spring game. Some of you know my medical issues. Well being on incredibly strong IV antibiotics for 18 months caused all the enamel to be dissolved. As a result, all my teeth began to crumble so I am basically toothless.
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The person who has the sign that says Texas can kiss OUr General Booty is my hero.
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Hello Sooners. I have a message from a dear friend of ours. I cannot and will not give out their identity but this member of this community needs a lot of love & prayers right now as this person fights this fight. Please don't ask for more details at this time.
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The winner will get $30 worth of books purchased off their Amazon Wishlist. We will explain the rules more before we start but if you have not filled out the form in my pinned tweet, you will not be able to win.
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I was asked to share my story of why I am so passionate about helping people. I will try to keep it short but I talk a lot and it is long.
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The love and support Okies show is really staggering and as
@GabeIkard
says at the end of every Oklahoma Breakdown “Do what you always do Oklahoma. Take care of each other.” I always make sure to listen to the very end just to hear that statement. It is who the Sooner Nation is.
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Damn I look great! There is so swelling and major pain but I am feeling really pretty!
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Kyle even went to the trouble of bringing me a few things to my apartment and even gave me Sonic gift cards!!
So when Kari approached me one morning asking if I would please help with this movement
#clearthelist
, I couldn’t say no.
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@ColinCowherd
@OU_Football
You know, I had MRSA once. They had to do a debridement 3x to get rid of the infection. The pus & decayed tissue they scraped out of my back would still be more likely to carry on an intelligent conversation than you
@ColinCowherd
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My lovely
#clearthelist
people, I feel like maybe I need to explain a little about why things seem a little chaotic.
IT IS!!! This has only been an entity for 8 days. We are still ironing things out behind the scenes but still help as many as we can. We are just having some
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This is why the Baker hate is complete bullshit.
8 Head Coaches in 6 years for Baker Mayfield is crazy.
Extremely difficult for anyone to be successful with that kind of turnover/inconsistency in leadership, scheme and coaching philosophies.
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I am ashamed by my smile and I'm afraid that people will judge me. I don't want anyone who meets me at the game to think I'm something I'm not. Unfortunately, I can't afford the $5500 for the dentures I need. Please don't judge me. I'm still me.
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She asked me if she could share it and I was apprehensive but said yes. She shared it and the next thing I knew, my OU Sooner Twitter family had me taken care of. I will NEVER be able to give back to this community what they did for me.
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Slam your bats ladies!
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What we are going to do is use the spreadsheet to choose winners. So if you want to be considered, you have to have filled out my Google form.
On Monday evening, we are going to focus on books & choose from the spreadsheet.
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in their hands. We look to support those who give of themselves to our children and have to often give too much of their meager paychecks to keep their children educated and healthy.
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Also, you have no idea what we are all dealing with in our lives. Trust me, none of us have it easy. We just want to help.
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I'm in Norman, wearing this gorgeous jersey I won from
@boomersoonerIO
. Whatever shall I do today?
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I knew that Oklahomans are a different breed and always take care of each other, but I didn’t think I mattered enough to get help. BOY did they prove me wrong. I didn’t get everything off my list but I felt more love and acceptance than I had in years. I LOVE these people.
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I'm bored and petty AF so let's settle this now...
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I have always enjoyed helping people and this would allow me to do that on a bigger scale and to be useful again.
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I really hope my OU Twitter family isn't frustrated by all the
#clearthelist
tweets. Please me them if they bother you. It will calm down and I'll go right back to being viscous!
Also, don't DM me if you don't know me or it isn't relating to the charity or mental health.
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Howdy people! Thank you so for your love yesterday. I can't explain how much it meant to me. I feel better today except a small migraine. I'll be around more today. Today will be better!!!
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Last year, that ended differently.
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I needed to do something nice because of the chaos in getting ready to cause!
@Selmatrixie
@kkirtley26
@AnthonyRhino
@AnthonyRhino
@JohnLegere
I’d really love to clear this wheel off of my list today. It will bring fun to the class and used for incentives and rewards! Please
#retweet
to help me
#clearthelist
! Thank you!
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I am, if couldn’t tell, an opinionated smart ass who loves to entertain and I will fiercely protect those that I care about. And I care about Oklahoma, A LOT.
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Hey
@kkirtley26
did you know that you are awesome? I'm so glad you are helping these teachers. The fact that teachers do it because they care even though they have to pay for supplies or if their meager salaries amazes me. And once again this community ROCKS!!!
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@jimthorpeaward
@HawkeyeFootball
@GeorgiaFootball
@usafafootball
@Paycom
@ncfaa
You are a joke without
@Billy2Bowman
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@dog_rates
That makes buddy smarter than me. I ran into the sliding door so many times as a kid, my mom put a sticker on it so I'd know it was closed lol
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Forever my favorites!
I think we just have different views on life man. I just don’t rock with that sense of entitlement. The athlete/fan relationship is a mutual one. I just don’t understand how you can think athletes don’t owe fans anything. Crazy to me.
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I may never come down from cloud 9.
This pic says it all about the Palace VIP Experience today! 👀
There are no better fans than Sooner Nation. 🤝
Thank you to those that signed up and the team over at
@OU_Athletics
for helping our team at
@CollegeSportsCo
put on our first OU experience!
Look out for more to…
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@JaxsonnJordan
@CoryReedy
You are a grown ass man calling a beautiful young woman hateful names. It isn't her fault your frail masculinity cannot handle women who are passionate. Passion seems to be a foreign concept to you as does class. But I can see why no woman shows you passion you sad little man.
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I am going to be completely honest with y'all, I've been checked out a while now and I have missed a while lot of notifications so if I missed your retweet, I will check back in tomorrow when my 🧠 has rebooted!
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My infectious disease specialist called me frail and no one had ever, EVER said anything like that to me before. I did not cope well.
Kari and I grew closer and finally, I got approved for an apartment and would be able to finally live on my own
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So, thank you all for your support yesterday. That spurred me to get a little creative and I made a few vinyl decals. I have 13 of them. If you would like one, let me know. They are like 5.5 inches by something smaller, depends on the design.
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@kkirtley26
I'm not trying to ignore anyone. We need more donations. We gotta get donors so we can help people more effectively than retweeting is at this point.
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That being said, we love teachers & the kiddos too. Let's all act like adults. Acting entitled will ensure you might get overlooked.
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I am not OK. I knew that living alone after all this time would be hard but this is worse than I thought. To be alone with my thoughts 24/7 and think about the way my life tanked from almost 4 years ago has left me feeling completely isolated. I am almost paralyzed by depression.
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My only problem was that I had nothing to put into my apartment. I had lost everything. So one day, Kari asked me if I had an Amazon Wishlist. I had been throwing stuff on there that I had wanted to save up to buy. I told her yes and she asked to see it so I sent her my list.
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Very long story, short: I had a spinal fusion in 2018 that led to an infection of MRSA that completely destroyed my life. It cost me everything I held dear and left me disabled and living with my mom. How bad can MRSA be?
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Hanging out at the apartment, listening to the game & thought y'all needed to see my pj's lol
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I passed out last night but here is the last picture we got yesterday!
@MaijaVogel
@MrOu62611389
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This is an incredible looking group of young men.
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I sincerely apologize if I offended anyone other than the person I was trying to offend. I really am here to help, I just have a low threshold when people don't respect me. I really am sorry if my language offended anyone I didn't intend it to but this is me.
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@kkirtley26
@SaraiahKreation
She wanted me to take my tweet down from this morning. That's a great big FUCK NO.
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This led to me meeting Kari and Kyle. Kari and I had an instant connection and started talking a lot. She found out why I was so lonely a year ago and just what a state my life was in.
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Here's what I want for the scavenger hunt my lovely teachers. I want you to find the word Oklahoma in a book. Take a pic of the word Oklahoma and you giving the horns down sign. First one to find and post a pic of the word Oklahoma in a book giving us the horns down sign wins!!
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Well, let’s just say 18 months on high-powered antibiotics and several surgeries isn’t good for you. My neurosurgeon told me following a last-ditch effort to fix my spine failed that my spine was Swiss cheese.
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I'm confused, what do they want us to do? Lol I love this team.
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DG you have been my QB1 since day 1. I have faith in you. I wanted you another year but please go be great kiddo. That grin will take you so many places.
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It looks like we need another push to leave no doubt how great
@_JacksonArnold_
is! He isn't far enough ahead!
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Unpopular opinion... this movie sucks so fucking much.
“A Christmas Story” was released 40 years ago today on November 18, 1983.
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Some times it doesn't pay to hit send in a hurry.
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What happens when I don't sleep a wink? I make stuff!! I decided this decal needed to go by my front door.
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13 years later. I think we both aged very well!
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Texas hate week haiku:
Texas really sucks
Longhorns are food not our friends
I scream FUCK TEXAS
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RIP Toby. You will be missed.
Toby Keith, the country music star born and raised in Oklahoma, has died at 62.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you are worth it. Love yourself and don't let anyone stomp on your life. I'm here to tell you just how awesome you are!
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As the great
@CoachBobStoops
would say "its not our job to stop us". I am all for this era to return.
Justin Parks consoling his head coach Butch Jones during a tough afternoon ❤️
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If you act like an adult and don't throw a temper tantrum, we are still going to do what we can to help. We are still trying, I swear. But when fun games leave us feeling like shit from whining, why should we even try making it fun.
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@RobinMostHated
@_dillongabriel_
Why was your comment necessary? I don't see you out there playing.
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@mink_kat
@kkirtley26
@SaraiahKreation
She takes care of 1 kid who was a son in a dm to one person & a daughter in a DM to another. We are trying to help educators who are responsible for 30 kids at a time.
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Not saying we are done, but I am saying that if you whine & complain that our limited funds can't get to you personally, I'm sorry, but I wouldn't put up with it from a child & if you want to act like a child, you will be treated like one and not get what help we can give.
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HAHAHA
@kkirtley26
is currently unavailable. As she was attempting to break into her house because she couldn't find her keys, her phone died. She will be back. She is the only one currently who can do the actual Wishlist purchases so we can all take a break!!
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I'm kinda freaked out my friends. I'm happy? It's been so long and I checked to make sure it wasn't just a manic episode but I'm happy. Thank you. Even if you don't know it, you've made a difference!! Thank you all for being Sooner Nation.
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Starting before 8am? My migraine hates this man. Enjoy another episode of inappropriate DMs.
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What in the fucking misogyny did you say? Why don't you sit the fuck down because the smart people are gonna talk now and you can't keep the fuck up.
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How does it feel to be the most wrong person in this trash space of an app?
Baker Mayfield will never start in a playoff game for the rest of his career
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I know we are a diverse group of people but I've seen too much fighting within our ranks. Can we please be good to each other today and scroll past if you disagree? We don't have to fight about every little thing. Let's focus on Nebraska.
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This is why we are so frustrated & angry. This person's list was cleared on 8-10 by
@Amdiva76
a loyal, generous Sooner fan and then on the 13th, she's begging someone else to clear the list but yet still tagging us. How dare you
@SaraiahKreation
?
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Some things make me orgasmically happy and this is one of them!!
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I am really trying to get everything in one place. I don't want anyone missed and I don't want to bombard everyone's TL.
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