That’s crazy, and if it ever gets out I’ll deny it.

Airport ’77 is the best sea-related disaster pic since The Poseidon Adventure. As with the other three Airport movies, the unintentional humor is a treasure. Cast is an agreeable blend of sexy movie stars and less-talented TV actors. 👵🏼🍿

Pretty sure the two blokes sitting beside me on the airplane are none other than the writer-directors of The Matrix. 🤩

Connecting flight was a small plane with one stewardess: a gay black dude. Instead of the pilot announcing “Flight attendant prepare for departure”, I would’ve preferred the more hilarious “Strap-in, fruity”. 😁 ✈️

RT @TheRealBuzz: Less than a week to go for the launch of #Apollo11 – I remember that last week before we lifted off (56 years ago) was a b….

Wry WW2 shenanigans from the director of The Cassandra Crossing and Tombstone. Sir Roger Moore & Sonny Bono lead an all-star cast. Scenic locations. Gil Taylor cinematography, Lalo Schifrin score. Fun Bill Holden cameo.🤗

The Vatican was really cool. Sadly, couldn’t do the tour ‘cause I walked there from the Spanish Steps and my lady-feet were blistering. Next time.⏳ .Rome was neato. Has quite the graffiti problem though. 👵🏼🇮🇹

You know what they call a Royale with Cheese in Athens?.They call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. You know what they call it in Rome?.Nothing, because it ain’t on the menu!.🤨🍔

Cinema Adriano, near Vatican City. Looks like a quaint li’l movie house. Too bad there’s nothing worth seeing. 😕

RT @Stephe96: Easy rule of thumb: If Lex Luthor is not played by Gene Hackman, don’t watch the movie.

RT @AnthonyCumia: How about a fat section?.That way, they all have to be inconvenienced by eachothers fat bodies. This way, self respecting….

Had dinner at the same restaurant. Didn’t want to try another and risk disappointment. They came through again with this lovely pork dish that I randomly ordered from the Italian menu. Way too much food for me;.I was a bad girl. 👵🏼🍽️

Why, yes. I had a lasagne and Campari in Vatican City today. Heeeyyy… fuhgettaboutit!.😄🤌🏻 .🇮🇹

So I was at The Vatican today… .imagining what it would be like to stampede cattle through it. 🤠.@CardiffElect

RT @neilsedaka: Neil thought his career was over. until a legendary comeback album - "Sedaka's Back" is OUT NOW!. Listen: .

More Athens record browsing from last week. It tore me up having to leave that Leo Sayer album behind. 😭

The room I rented in Rome is like a groovy dorm, man! .Look, it’s got LP’s, books & a five-string guitar. You can travel cheap and still be comfortable. 👵🏼

It’s so beautiful. 😢.

The Spanish Steps in Rome. Majestic. 🥲.Wait a minute….Cardiff! You again?!.😠.⁦@CardiffElect⁩

Chestnuts!.🌰 😀.“No video!”.😒.(Just lost a sale, paisan.)

What are your twelve favorite Ryan Reynolds movies?.🤓.