The River King
@SeeSquared13
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this is the story of how I died
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Joined August 2012
cignetti’s team of grown ass transfers beating the shit out of 19 year old 5 stars in the playoffs:
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Drake Maye: “I’m winning MVP in my 2nd year!” Matthew Stafford: “Not so fast buddy!” Josh Allen: “The AFC is finally mine at last” Justin Herbert subplot:
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Officer sh*t in line of duty sees his fellow officers on his ring cam as they go to tell his wife. 👀😮
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Trump didnt invade Venezuela for freedom or for oil or for drug trafficking. He invaded it to end Runescape Gold Farming
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Zelensky would risk mutually assured destruction. He doesn't understand the difference between a "dictator" and a Tyrant.
OH SH*T: After the U.S. captured Maduro, Zelensky didn’t mince words about Putin: “If it’s possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States knows what to do next.”
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Got shit housed and tried to convince people to quit yesterday oops
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My song reccs for the day: Still waiting- Electric Callboy Shockwave- Marshmellow
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Im about to be working 6a-6p for the next week or so Happy birthday to me
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Craziest episode ever. Possibly the only time they showed all of Ash's friends and Pokemon in a single scene🎉Pikachu's breathing sound effect was incredible. And of course, MEZASE POKEMON MASTER FOR ENDING MUSIC
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A lot of women don't know this, but men have mental bleed out spots. It's where we mentally escape the mundane of everyday life. Grocery shopping, paying bills, and fixing garbage disposals and things around the house. We just picture ourselves slowly bleeding out somewhere
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