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Anyone know who this low life
@GWRovers
fan is? Thrown racial slurs at me and made monkey gestures yesterday. Disgraceful
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@ashleybanr
@GWRovers
No good at all that is it. You know me mate, I’ll have a laugh and joke with anyone but you don’t go around behaving like that
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Phone is broken so if you need me message me on here. Even if you didn't have my number, still slide in the DMs (C cups +) as you were SD x
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If the jacket I paid your extortionate express delivery fees for on Friday doesn't arrive today you can tell Harvey I want a 1 v 1 with him on my car park at 5pm tonight
@HarveyNichols
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lol
@MalvernValeaFC
if we are gonna tell tales let’s try and keep it factual. Your manager was sent off last season for racially abusing me and the “small scuffle” he speaks of was when 6 of your players all tried to attack me🙃
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Loooooooooooooool my younger sister just threatened to beat a club thot I brought up home on my driveway. On god, I am I crying 😂😂😂😂
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Threw a chip at a girl last night outside maccies and she waddled straight over and jawed me
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Being sick in a lift with people in it is a new found low point in my life
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No Jim you must be wrong?
#VillaYouth
said he wasn’t going anywhere because he went to training on Monday
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And just like that, Ronaldo is the 🐐. No homo, he’s shit at lipsing too
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SAY IT ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK 🍼🍼
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Rico is a fucking long nosed bastard. Can't take that lanky cunt anywhere. Fucking prick has pissed all over my sofa
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Not returning to a club in Worcester until Freaky Friday stops being played because my actions will have all the lights turned on and everyone kicked out
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Fill looking to end his own bloodline with the sweetest of left hooks
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Listen up fellas
@dominos
, non of this ridiculous delivery times because of a little bit of snow. Theres hours of football on today, get the foot soldiers out on them deliveries ASAP
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“That’s not a kid, that’s a grown ass man” 😭😭😭
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Uncle Yaya is my hero 🐐
Yaya Toure axed from Soccer Aid after offering to hire sex workers for team-mates
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@jasonregreen
@GWRovers
Yes I did mate but unfortunately the guy told us he hadn’t seen him actually do it so he was unable to do anything
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I'm fully here for Xmas festivities etc. But a fully grown man dressing as Santa to hand out secret Santa present to other adults? Just screams nonce to me
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How I've got through today without telling someone to suck their mom through nearest straw proves to me that I'm maturing as a man 🙌🏾
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When I don't get a follow back I study my profile picture and think where it all went wrong and what part of the 8/10 people aren't seeing
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lol 9 zipped and £50 richer type of scared
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Why is my sister practising twerking. I have failed with my role of an older brother and my Dad ought to hang his head in shame
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This is the straw that broke the camels back. You’re a fully grown man ffs
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When was you thinking about returning to this buddy?
@SebDouglas
@Arsenal
@adidasfootball
I have a feeling i’lll be returning to this tweet at some point very soon
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Blud I didn’t even score 73 goals on the playground
🌟🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 73 international goals after turning 30 year old…
…more than anyone has ever scored at any age for Germany, France, Italy, England, Spain, Netherlands, Sweden, Croatia, Denmark, Uruguay, Colombia, Chile, Mexico, USA, Egypt, Ghana and 176…
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Schofield is a lotion boy?
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Must be
#FakeNews
Ben Caines been saying all summer he wasn’t leaving🤔
Manchester United have completed the signing of Harry Maguire from Leicester for £80m.
Maguire has signed a six-year contract at Old Trafford, with the option to extend for a further year.
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Can’t lie, I have 1 friend and I’m not gonna drop any @‘s who’s history would look very similar to this
Canny get over how much of a freak my ex was man 😭😭😭 poor boy doesn’t know what pornhub is!!!
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Trim is 4 weeks past it's expiry date and the weather wants to shine like this? I'm finished.
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99 sprint speed 🤯
| GOAAAL! |
Inaki Williams has done it again! 😍
Shows strength and pace and he gets his reward! What a terrific game he’s had 🔥
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50 cent made one of my boys wear Durags and put chrome spinners on his bmx. There is no competition
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I was no angel last night but I hope
@MitchYardley
&
@charldriscoll
have a few convos with themselves in the mirror today. Disgraceful scenes
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Im overdue for Gladstone to dress my down and give me a good old fashioned yardie beating
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@charldriscoll
@ariobag
@MitchYardley
@kyonnevans
@laurencecooper9
@tomeaton_1
@FeeWightman
@Aravengill
what a wonderful tweet to start the week off with
Pornhub: Free
Xvideos: Free
Xxnx: Free
Bitches fucking for: FREE
WHO IN their right mind would pay for a premium Snapchat or nudes????
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How they gonna do my guy Ti Ti dirty like this 😢
Arsenal legend Thierry Henry branded ‘a bald fraud’ as he suffers third defeat as Monaco manager 😬
#AFC
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If you were to kick your mom down the stairs for losing your nice clothes, how long would you go to prison for? Asking for a friend...
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Overheard a little kid tell his mom he wanted a steak bake from greggs so I ordered the last one. THAT is how my days going😊😊😊😊😊😊
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When your girl is angry with you and you're in bed and she accidentally rests her leg on yours then she realises and pulls it off fast😂😂
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“What are you going to do?” “Mate come to the fucking car park and I’ll show you what im gonna do.” Was his words to a 60+ year old man
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You ever gone through an ugly phase so strong you open snapchat and just have to close the whole app because you don’t recognise the geeze looking back at you? Because yeah, same
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Horrible fat scruffy mess
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson chuckles and pulls faces as Rishi Sunak talks about people huddling in basements in Ukraine.
#springstatement
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Show me a good black goalkeeper and I’ll show you a liar
André Onana has had a howler here 🫣
Leroy Sané's effort slips under the Man Utd stopper's gloves to give Bayern the lead...
#UCL
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How the heck can funding a war as part of a transfer be legal?
Shakhtar president Akhmetov has given a statement on Mudryk's Chelsea move, pledging £22m to Ukraine "soldiers, defenders and families". He said: "I am confident that we will win (the war). And we will play a friendly against Chelsea at Donbass Arena in a Ukrainian Donetsk."
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“Take that back ol’ boy”😭😭😭
@BorisJohnson
you need your head caving in you fat twerp
I will never forget this 🤣 I can't believe this childish prick is our Prime Minister.
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Sister was telling me about how the new £5 notes are near enough indestructible.. lighter came out, long story short; I'm £5 poorer🤗🤗
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YES BREHHH, DROP IT LOW AND HIT DEM ANGLES
He's only a couple of days into his relationship, but Marcel's already an Insta-boyfriend... 😂📸
#LoveIsland
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Who’s mans is this? Donny been blasting K-trap and decided to purchase the bally to roam around warndon villages🤦🏾♂️
Worcester snap maps is fucking wild, Warndons about to be a warzone, stay inside kids
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BOOOOO. Thought he would be taking some hench yardie drags on a mamba spliff
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Yo, who's grandad is this? If you can hear how I am laughing 😂😂😂
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When me and
@D_ouglasss
start bantering dad about baggies losing he gets angry and takes the fuses from our tele 😩😭😭
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Any of you beautiful ladies wanna go halves on a baby? You know those caramel coloured kids are the cutest
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Was pulling faces at some little girl on the bus then she started annoying me so I swore at her. Didn't even feel bad
#ThugLife
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Early finish on a Friday is like a fire drill. Just ran to my car with the biggest pedo-esque grin known to man kind
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Stinks of Racismo, this. Horrid looking bullfrog of a woman too
Ikenna from Nottingham is on this year's
#loveisland
- he says he's a pharmaceutical salesman. Can anyone confirm or deny that he actually works on the tills at Boots and he wanted it to sound posh?
#PoshUpYourJobTitle
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Big players - big demands. That’s all I will say on the matter. Looking forward to kicking on in the 2018/19 season with this great club
#UTE
Rumours that
@SebDouglas
has asked for a his personal barber to be taken to away games. Yes this is a grown man not a 14 yr old
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If your head isnt violently bobbing as soon as that Free Smoke beat drops then you are not the type of person I need in my life so block me
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Scream that from the rooftops whilst we say a prayer for these lost brothers.
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Boohoo is awful kit but I feel we should be personally responsible to support
#KingAdam
in the next stage of his life
@MitchYardley
@MattyMurphz
@kyonnevans
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Wednesday nights in Bristol have nowhere near the same appeal as they did 1st year 😴
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Snakey little slag piece.
Just to clarify then - the media shouldn’t take photos or report on the assistant who has walked around in front of cameras with a team sheet? I’m just confused of our role here, I left my pom-poms in London.
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You see a police officer in real trouble. Do you:
(a) Wade in to help them?
(b) Use your phone to call for help (there may be a genuine reason for not being able to help yourself)?
(c) Start filming?
If you answered (c), you need to take a long, hard look in the mirror...
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Not even hating and fairplay to Michael. But how’s he worth £16m? His music is garbage 😭
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Just looked in the mirror for a good minute contemplating whether I'm a 9 or a 10
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Lol
@rhianna_brown
let my Choco dick in b4 I kick this down and take the punani regardless if you scream
http://t.co/3KCzaRzd8C
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Fuckries have been coming at me from every possible angle this last week
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Only so much fake laughing I can be accountable for each day before someone needs to be told to shut up
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War criminal.
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Deeply saddened? Her only worries are if crutches will fit into that matte black Lambo
Alton Towers says it is 'deeply saddened' by crash victim Leah Washington's injuries
http://t.co/ny7mHQ6r4D
http://t.co/kkGkzgP4LX
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Piss take levels go through the roof when some one owes you money they're reluctant to give, but will publicly advertise their outgoings
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1st yoga class last night (no homo) and this morning I can barely move💀
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“
@blahjohnaquino
:
@SebDouglas
how are you still in a relationship?!? 😭😭😭” give her that Muay Thai D every other day. She wont leave me, ever
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Ew, crusty bitch. Lips need Vaseline. i would pay £££ to be first in line to see her get flattened by a double decker bus
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Looool. Man City top pending
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