Sean McKeown
@SeanOMac_
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My hobbies including reading and watching people pose as they're about to take selfies.
Joined January 2012
If the headline for this doesn't read: "Eddie Howe-ay" then they've missed a trick here.
BREAKING: Eddie Howe has agreed in principle a two-and-a-half-year deal to become the new #NUFC manager ✍️
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One view is that it's a reflection on current society, especially in UK politics, that the people at the top are getting away with everything and there's no accountability On the other view, I wanted a satisfying ending to a tv show and that wasn't it #LineOfDuty
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It wasn't. @realrossnoble
I've started watching Stitches with Ross Noble as a vengeance-seeking, murderous clown. This can only be amazing.
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Did you hear about the woman who tried to poison her husband with mashed chickpeas? Police are charging her with attempted 'Hummus-cide'...
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Don’t think anyone in a briefing has asked about the anxiety our children might be feeling about going back to school. Please let’s remember how strange this is for our little ones.
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#BorisJohnson speeches are the equivalent of my worst nightmare at work: Logging onto a call to hear 15 minutes of pure waffle which could have easily been communicated in an email instead.
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Combing my government approved daily exercise with an 80s workout montage for maximum effect... Your move @thebodycoach
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"Drink more water and eat more fruit..." That's the kind of subliminal messaging I can get behind! @lulla_hf
https://t.co/lUADw7aKI0
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My daughter's plan for #coronaUK and hygiene in general: "Don't vacuum my poo, Daddy!" Noted.
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Person at the bar watching the AJ/Ruiz fight: "They're either building golf courses or playing on them - it's all they do in Saudi Arabia!" Me: "I guess that's why they call it a 'GOLF' state..." Silence. Not my audience. #RuizJoshua2
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There are many things I expected I'd have to do as a parent, but repeatedly warning my child to stay out of the bins was not one of them...
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"First OFFICIAL image from Venom Movie!" .... It's just an Image of Tom Hardy...
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My Father abandoned us to become a mime artist. He left without a word, and we haven't heard from him since. #BadJokeFriday
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