Scovian Oyando
@ScovianOyando
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//Arcane //Random thoughts
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2017
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Whatβs currently eating your money??
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OnlyFangs? Followed.
I'll probably start another page dedicated to Herpertology and snakes. I think I should call it OnlyFangs
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The debt Moi handed to Kibaki: 600 billion. 600 billion in 40 years. The debt Kibaki handed Uhuru: 1.8 trillion. Kibaki borrowed 1.2 trillion in 10 years. The debt Uhuru handed Ruto: 8.5 trillion. Uhuru borrowed 7.3 trillion in 10 years! Legally, Uhuru was allowed to borrow
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Religion!
If humanity ever gets a fresh start on another planet, whatβs one mistake we should never repeat?
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Every Single Morning.
Make sure youβre pooping everyday please!π
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"... the wheels of the bus goes round and round..." would have slurped ta selle.. π Anyway finding joy is small things is true happiness..
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IDGAF what the economy is doing; I'm going to get what I want, eat well, and live an abundant, opulent, happy, well-designed life. I didn't come here to suffer or be in bondage.
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Or maybe the thermostat is at faulty. π
If you're using hot water and it suddenly turns cold, someone else is using the water. STAY WITH ME NOW.πͺ
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Late bloomer checking in: just signed the lease to my first apartment at 37 π
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Never give up on your ability to learn, unlearn, grow or transform. That's the beauty of neuroplasticity.
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Your skin tone will never be one uniform colour, itβs a gradient. Your face gets sun, your neck gets shadows, your chest gets heat and your underarms get friction. They canβt possibly match. Trying to force them to is how people end up over-exfoliating their skin into a mess.
Doggy or flat doggy ?
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Oswayo si mdomo changu, lakini twasema, "sio" badala ya "si". "nje badala ya" inje".. Halafu neno "nje" ni kielezi.
Hapana, si "inje" ni "nje" kitenzi cha mahali
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In this life, have audacity. And if you can lace it up with a tad of delusion? You're good.
Let's start a thread of just random advice. No specific topic just great advice. β₯οΈ
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Somebody said don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work. And I couldn't agree more.
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There are levels to manipulation fr, cause huh? I always say Jesus taught God gentle parenting cause the receipts from the old testament are the reason I can't even think of gaslighting him. Lawd.
"Or should I ask Satan." Is very important when praying.
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My mind every two seconds.. "... the hottest in the game, the baddest in the building." π
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I need to look up
16. Do you prefer a short or tall partner?
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They matched my dark humor π
11. Pettiest reason you fell for someone?
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Men are bad people π
21. Have you ever been cheated on?
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