Scott Green
@ScottGreenMagic
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As seen on Fool Us, WGN, ESPN. https://t.co/V1hNF68HwT
Chicago, IL
Joined April 2011
Thanks, Joe Biden! $799.38 for ONE full cart at Costco with 58 items and only 9 non-food items like paper towels, plastic bags, trash bags, and razors.
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Hey @Fandango can I please get some help—our movie was cancelled after we bought our tickets, but we’re hearing you won’t refund the service fees? Is this really your policy or are you able to correct this?
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My 7-year-old sagely asks “if they’re Vampires, shouldn’t it be ‘Vampire Veekend’?” Well, @vampireweekend , is she wrong?
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johnny quick magic shop, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978
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If you think about it, $20 worth of crudités divided by 10 houses is only $2 per house
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I’m in Vegas tonight, the city that now has two consecutive weeks of @thechaseabc losers
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Biggest @thechaseabc regret: not making a rectum joke on the anise question
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It's after midnight so watch me TONIGHT on The Chase on ABC and see if I can spoil @GraceWithAnO's debut (along with @Jillhopkins and @wrenschultz)
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“Is society TOO obsessed about The Slap? Our team of 78 reporters weighs in.”
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