Dok (Version 1.1)
@ScienceJesus
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I’m pretty boring. Weaponized X-Men Autism. A love/hate relationship with VW
Pittsburgh
Joined July 2009
Dok’s Axioms #1 - if you don’t think it can get worse/dumber, you simply lack sufficient imagination.
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WORST Comic Creators of 2025 | Comics Aficionados #313
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Wes @Wes_from_TC got some Good Dudes to talk about The Bad Things! @revsully @The_RCBG @Aaron_Sparrow Dok @ScienceJesus and the one & only Jeff Hicks @TheWorldClassBS JOIN THE CONVERSATION IN CHAT WORST Comic Creators of 2025 | #Comics Aficionados #313
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Why do these weirdo lib broads always need to revise kindergarten song lyrics for their stupid videos? Can’t you pick a different one? Old McWhite Broad has first world problems. Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh.
White liberal woman: “If you’re offended by minorities talking about their lived experiences, you’re the problem.” https://t.co/FPTBQEfXEw
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Remember when Daredevil had a run of Kevin Smith (pre-weepy bitch era), Brian Bendis (prime era), David Mack, and Ed Brubaker for like 15 years & it was amazing? Then you let Waid on it & it’s sucked since.
Writer Stephanie Phillips and artist Lee Garbett take over the Man Without Fear in 'Daredevil' #1, coming March 2026. Scroll to read more 🧵 ⬇️ 🎨: Lee Garbett
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LOL! This might be the shortest Daredevil run before cancellation in the history of the character. Because this is a recipe for failure.
Writer Stephanie Phillips and artist Lee Garbett take over the Man Without Fear in 'Daredevil' #1, coming March 2026. Scroll to read more 🧵 ⬇️ 🎨: Lee Garbett
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If every one of these 4 gave up an extra 500 calories a day, they’d never notice it & a 14 year old girl would be not hospitalized for starvation.
🔥🚨BREAKING: 4 Wisconsin Adults weighing over 400 pounds each have been arrested for starving a 14-year-old girl to 35 pounds. According to the criminal complaint, Goodman claimed his daughter was autistic with a mentality of a 4-6-year-old, would not eat if she didn't want
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This is man made horrors beyond comprehension. Grieve & move on. The last thing we need is for people to not learn coping skills because they just can talk to digital granny or whatever. No. Just no.
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Full disclosure: I 100% want to see 90% of DC & NYC political/social/media circles crash & burn after getting ruined by connections. So I’m 100% advocating for my own amusement. I just wanna make the popcorn.
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I got an idea: release everything about Epstein unredacted. Today. Let it ruin everyone associated with him. Let the cards fall where they may. Burn away ALL the rot. No matter where it is. I don’t care if it leads to a 90% ruination of all of DC & NYC. Do it.
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If your “good/bad” scale is calibrated off the world’s most notorious pedo, it might be calibrated upside down.
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I consider it a badge of honor to be considered a terrible person by a pedo. But that’s me.
BREAKING: Newly released emails show Jeffrey Epstein thought Trump was one of the worst people he knew, with “not one decent cell in his body.” He went on to describe Trump with one word: “Dangerous.”
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The disembodied voice in your head that isn’t your voice is generally mental illness. But hey, maybe it’s demons? Either way, I recommend not listening the strange voice in your head telling you crazy things.
Elliot Page said that she heard voice in her head telling her she is actually a man 🏳️⚧️ What advice do you have for HER? https://t.co/4SvDtdjhFc
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Im completely out of conspiracy theories that have been proven true in the past 4-5 years. The people that have been colluding in the shadows that we’ve warned about must now feel like their endgame is inevitable. Because they’ve ceased any attempts to hide their goals.
BREAKING: Apple announces “digital ID.”
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I wont take either. I want them all gone.
I would literally take 10 illegal Mexicans over 1 H1B Indian and it’s not even close.
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I don’t want a check. I want the debt paid down & the money supply shrunk to initiate some degree of deflation.
BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Bessent announces that $2,000 tariff stimulus checks will most likely be going to all Americans who make less than $100,000/year.
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I’m pretty sure we started the Navy to deal with Barbary pirates at the start of the 19th century. Same people. We don’t pay blackmail.
Jasmine Crockett says American taxpayers must keep paying money to Islamic terrorists, or else planes will begin flying into American buildings again. It’s important to note that Crockett took a trip to Qatar in 2023.
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I don’t want 50 year mortgage options. I want 50 million deported foreigners & a prohibition on corporations from purchasing single family homes.
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Here are the 15, 30, and 50 year amortization tables for a $500k 6.5% loan. If you take the 50 year loan at age 30, by the time you turn 50, you will still owe $447,235 after paying 632,749 in usury. This is literal indentured servitude. Oh, & they own the house until you're done
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