Jan Van Potgieter
@SciTheComedist
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I see you too Nurse.😊
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When you testify in court against a serial killer and he wins the case.
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Ladies meet period pains.
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For the first award we'd like to honor a tweep who was bigger than all of us and became selfless by helping a petrol attendant raise over R20K. You all know him.
Ladies and Gentlemen winner for the Best Twitter Influencer goes to
@tumisole
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Groove has always been South Africa's heritage.
Imagine being this happy knowing you can get a bullet anytime.
‘dancing ladies. (phata-phata)’.
soweto jazz festival. 1960. 📸 alf kumalo
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Who interviewed the cows??
Locust outbreak in Kenya is worst in 70 years: "Even cows are wondering what is happening"
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This🔥🔥🔥🔥
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We all saw how she sweats on stage. She performs with passion.
Ladies and Gentlemen the award for Best Stage Performer goes to
@makhadzimuimbi
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Creating this Jan Van Potgieter character has been nothing but fun to me.
If I ever offended you while using this account. Please know that from the bottom of my heart and the depth of my Soul I'd love to do it again.
Happy Birthday to myself.🎂🎂
#JanTurns24
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When he took an oath to serve the people of South Africa. He's the the president who actually meant it.
I stan!🙌🏻🙌🏻
#CyrilRamaBillion
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This will remain the biggest glow up on Twitter.
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This guy faced all challenges as a President and it was only his 2nd year. I'm impressed but also surprised he hasn't quit.
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
#cyrilramaphosa
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This is our national HERO .
His making sure that people remain inside their houses.
SALUTE!!👮🏻♂️
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The next guy he is a Photoshop God. He is famous for it. He brings laughter, joy and all these kinds of emotions by just using his Photoshopping skills.
Ladies and Gentlemen The award for the best Photoshoper of the year goes to
@_Hybreed_
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Morning South Africans.
Please remember to buy all the stock from Street Vendors. They'll need the money most.
#SupportStreetVendors
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A wife who looks like this ufuna sengathi u can visit people every weekend, even strangers.
Just to say, "Hey guys, this is Amina, my wife."
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Pitori people why did you hide this rapper from me??🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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The only problem with the EFF is that they want to unite Africa in South Africa.
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Seems like this virus attacks people with no melanin.
Haven't seen a black person who caught the virus.
I guess the ancestors are finally fighting back.
#CoronavirusOutbreak
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This next guy can sell you a chicken and then convince you that it's a cow. I mean this guy can tell you that it's night time when it's during the day.
Ladies and Gentlemen the award for Best Story Teller is
@TakaTina1
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With all that education I see she got brighter.
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I know SA huns would date it if it had money...
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When it comes to business this guy knows the ins and out of it. He even knows how God is profiting from creating the Earth.
Ladies and Gentlemen the Best Business Influencer goes to
@iamkoshiek
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Bathathe Procrastination
I'm the reason your Girlfriend failed her modules this year 😏
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When it comes to Video content no one and I mean no one beats this guy. It's like he has his own internet where he gets his videos.
Ladles and Gentlemen the award for Best Video Content goes to
@kulanicool
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Some hate him for his content but some love him. But here we celebrate everyone good or bad. Poor or rich. For those who like show umdidi on the TL this guy deals with them decisively.
Ladies and Gentlemen award for Best Cleaner goes to
@RealMrumaDrive
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Everyone watches this show. I mean everyone. It even trends when Eskom takes their lights. The acting is just marvelous.
Ladies and Gentlemen the award for the Best Watched Soapie goes to
@GomoraMzansi
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Sometimes people become friends online and show their relationship on the TL. But these two guys they put people in their place and also entertain the Black Twitter Community.
Ladies and Gentlemen best Twitter Duo goes to
@Ori_Debig_Beats
&
@_ShaunKeyz
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We have 11 official languages in South Africa. This tribe is mocked but it always uses kindness as a reply and they are never involved in fights nor Twitter arguments.
Ladies and Gentlemen the award for the Best Tribe of Year goes to all Venda People
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Ladies & gentlemen all the way from Botswana🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼 here's the mid performance
@williamlast_krm
with Tinto
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Throughout the year this admin mocks other admins and they do nothing about it but just chicken out.
Ladies and Gentlemen the award for The Best Twitter Admin goes to
@NandosSA
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These*
You should follow on their way to school.
This kids with basic talents must all go back to school including Kamo
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So they found Thabo Bester in Tanzania but can't find AKA's and Senzo Meyiwa's killers?
Welcome to South Africa 🇿🇦
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Ladies and Gentlementhe Award for Best Local Kicks go to
@bathu_sa
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I'm voting for any party that hates illegal foreigners
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Can we also have SANDF knocking each and every door asking for valid documentation??
Just so illegal immigrants can go back to their countries??
#21daysLockdown
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I feel for those who bought alcohol instead of grocery thinking the lockdown won't continue.😂😂😂😂
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SOUTH AFRICA New Genre unlocked... Diviolin 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Some people learn how to entertain. Some are just born with it.
#FridayMotivation
#FridayFeeling
#FridayFunDay
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Dear African Ladies Miss Universe Won without a Weave.
Please take notes.
#MissUniverse2019
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Ladies and Gentlemen our brother lost R50K worth of chickens due to heavy rainfalls and he decided to quit. Can we all donate what we can to help him get back up.
#SaveMphosBusiness
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She deactivated her twitter account.
Next we must make sure she deactivates her Instagram account.
Then we cancel her modeling career.
#BiancaMustFall
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Henzaphu!
Police in the States say “Freeze” when they arrest you.
What do South African cops say?
#TheShakedown
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People lost jobs because of this genre. People got famous because of this genre.
Ladies and Gentlemen the award for best genre in 2020 goes to Amapiano
The award will be accepted by
@kabzadasmall
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@DjMaphorisa
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So Cyril
#Ramaphosa
says no gatherings of more than 100 people.
Does he know taxi ranks??
Does he remember the train he took when campaigning??
This is the most stupid person I've ever seen running the country!
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Some girls say they can't date guys who drive a polo but they don't even own a Datsun go. This car is talked about all year long so we had to do a category for it.
Ladies and Gentlemen the Best Car of The Year is VW Polo(
@VolkswagenSA
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2K's almost died of this cider last year. Even 90's kids know when you start drinking you don't go for for this cider.
Ladies and Gentlemen the Best Alcohol Of The Year Goes To
@SavannaCider
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Sisters
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mara how can you expect Somizi to be a teacher??
He'll tell his students all the questions that will appear in an exam.
He cant keep his mouth shut that one.
#CelebritiesAreNotTeachers
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If you are a foreigner and you see South Africans as xenophobic.
Go back to your country. It's simple.
#HumanTrafficking
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So Bonang looked 36-years-old when she was young. And we not going to say anything about this as a country.
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Hey Zonke how about you and I talk about feelings tonight??😉
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South Africa is being compared with Italy America Germany etc.
We are high class. I hope Nigeria is taking notes.
#cyrilramaphosa
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Just to Honor
@williamlast_krm
for the amazing work him and his team did on Tinto. We'd like to give him an award for the Best Music Video of 2020. Hist awards will come tomorrow.
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Bonang couldn't even type her own book! She's a great example that
#CelebritiesAreNotTeachers
!!
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#LeratoKganyago
blocked me. Now God is blocking her happiness.
I didn't fast for nothing. I serve a living God.
Hallelujah!
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As the new Public Protector of Black Twitter choses by President
@UmalambaneZN
I would like to say Protection & Proctected comes from Protect. But we shall use Protex to Prior People to Protect the Protected Protection Protecting the Protectors.
I thank you!✋🏻✋🏻
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This politician instead of saving the econy he was busy being a twitter "chef". But we all enjoyed Mr. Tinfish's content.
Ladies and Gentlemen the award for the Best Politician goes to
@tito_mboweni
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This guy only dropped one song last year but his album that never dropped trended a couple of times.
Ladies and Gentlemen the award for The Best Twitter Trender goes to
@reece_youngking
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What we as Africans don't realise is that
#WhitePrivilege
will always be there. White people had a head start. No African country in the world can provoke the
#WhitePrivilege
and be left to prosper.
Gadaffi tried he got killed.
Mandela tried he got bribed.
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White Black
Person Person
Job Job
Hunting Hunting
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If
@DjMaphorisa
keeps bringing up new talent to the surface.
Then asks for donations to build his own radio stations that will play 100% local music of new artists everytime.
Trust me, he'll be the Greatest Of All Time.
Gate keepers like
#Shimza
must fall!!
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I really think our education system should include Financial Literacy as a subject and remove Life Orientation.
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