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Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’

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Archer. Calmunist. Range & Oven. Meadow & Woods. Bibliophile & Metalhead. Peircean Pragmatism & Sciences. Guitars, Mandolin, Banjo & Harmonicas.

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Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
10 months
Vital information.
@JAtanackov
Jure Atanackov
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Since the Maunder Minimum (after 1715) there have been 4 Carrington level geomagnetic storms: 1770, 1859, 1872 and 1921. 4 in 320 yrs, one every 80 yrs on average. The longest period between two events: 89 yrs. 103 yrs since the last one (1921). A big one is slowly overdue.
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@TheSpiderLily
SpiderLily
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Chinese Trump, tell me more about soup.
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@SchwartzNigel
Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
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.@POTUS Did you know you could trade @JDVance for a handful of gas station dick pills? Art of the deal.
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@SchwartzNigel
Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
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Nobody can tell I have a kilo of pungent salt cod in my satchel. The Latin bodega guy who handled the sale thought I was there to sell ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ bacalao.
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Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
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Using a mismatched unwashed stolen merkin to cover my slowly expanding bald spot, looking fabulous.
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Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
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A young very firm Calvatia puffball mushroom. 365g. 1โ„2 will get sauteed in butter w/salt & fresh ground pepper, served with caramelized onions & fluffy eggs. 1โ„2 will soak in ponzu, garlic, ginger, roasted sesame oil & chili flakes & fried, over calrose rice w/steamed brocc.
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@piyushmittal
Piyush Mittal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŸง๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒˆ
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Portland frog scares Trump goons into submission
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@SchwartzNigel
Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
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How many times has Taylor Swift used any of her multiple private jets to break the siege to deliver food to starving Gazans? Beyoncรฉ & Jay-Z (Mr. "Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex")? Same question re: any of the other wealthy pigshit slingers?
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Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
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Now spinning: Reekmind - Mired in the Reek of Grief LP 3.7.25 Sydney ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Death/Sludge/Doom Metal BC: https://t.co/RJZYpYxuP1 ๐Ÿ: https://t.co/kRwM1K1JGd SPFY: https://t.co/XlR9ELcaRB EM: https://t.co/2IuEx7zmqx Debut LP of the Year here. ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง„
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Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
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Now spinning: Grave Hex - Vermian Death LP 8.22.25 Helsinki ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Death Metal BC: https://t.co/vWHUoJgJGD ๐Ÿ: https://t.co/owpQF1NZO4 SPFY: https://t.co/UMDO3YDqAl EM: https://t.co/PU0DQvsHff
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@tony873004
Tony Dunn
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Interstellar #comet 3I/ATLAS is hidden on the far side of the Sun from Earth. But today it sweeps past Mars, where orbiting spacecraft have ringside seats. Letโ€™s hope they look up. #astronomy #NASA
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@who_shot_jgr
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everyone who was a victim of this needs to sue ICE for the most ridiculous amount of money possible
@LongTimeHistory
LongTime๐Ÿค“FirstTime๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป
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ICE rappel from Black Hawk helicoptersโ€”detain U.S. citizens. Grab everyone at apartment complexโ€”even zip tie the children together. "They had the Black people in one van, and immigrants in another van," said witness. "One agent literally laughed... He said, 'F them kids.'"
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@thefouchoe
canha girl
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mets fans were born to eat shit. itโ€™s in our blood. we donโ€™t care. highest payroll in baseball and we didnโ€™t make the playoffs? yeah sounds about right. anyway fuck you and see you next year
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@KerryBurgess
Kerry Burgess
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This will never get old...
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@Vincent_Ledvina
Vincent Ledvina
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Whenever you see auroral beads like these, a substorm is about to occur. You typically have 1-2 minutes before things really start to get going, so auroral beads are a "OH SH*T" kind of aurora that you should learn to recognize.
@Vincent_Ledvina
Vincent Ledvina
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Massive pillars are popping in Minnesota now perhaps also visible from states as far south as Missouri, Colorado, Wyoming, Indiana, etc. get out and look north if you can! Use a smartphone to detect faint pillars/red glow. https://t.co/UtvbRmdbwq
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@tractor_owner
Billy ๐Ÿšœ
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Lion's Mane steak. Delicious.
@tractor_owner
Billy ๐Ÿšœ
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Lion's Mane has been successfully retrieved.
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@bm_asian
BM: Asian Art (Bot)
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Tile Kilns and Hashiba Ferry, Sumida River (Sumidagawa Hashiba no Watashi Kawaragawa), No. 37 from One Hundred Famous Views of Edo https://t.co/PiGdx5dnRI
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@boschbot
BoschBot
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Garden of Earthly Delights
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@SchwartzNigel
Nikolai Schulman ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ’
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Tfw you haven't made Flor de Pingus in maybe 3 weeks.
@NintendoGCN
cake
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Waiting for a night to unwind with a glass of Pingus
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@iembot_wnp
IEMBot SpaceWx
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SWPC issues ALERT: Geomagnetic K-index of 6
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mesonet.agron.iastate.edu
ALT issued by NWS K06 at 01 Oct 2025 20:41 UTC
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@I_amMukhtar
Mukhtar
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He cooked her with her own logic.
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