
Nikolai Schulman ๐ง๐ฅฏ๐ง๐ซ
@SchwartzNigel
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Archer. Calmunist. Range & Oven. Meadow & Woods. Bibliophile & Metalhead. Peircean Pragmatism & Sciences. Guitars, Mandolin, Banjo & Harmonicas.
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Joined July 2009
Nobody can tell I have a kilo of pungent salt cod in my satchel. The Latin bodega guy who handled the sale thought I was there to sell ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ bacalao.
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Using a mismatched unwashed stolen merkin to cover my slowly expanding bald spot, looking fabulous.
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A young very firm Calvatia puffball mushroom. 365g. 1โ2 will get sauteed in butter w/salt & fresh ground pepper, served with caramelized onions & fluffy eggs. 1โ2 will soak in ponzu, garlic, ginger, roasted sesame oil & chili flakes & fried, over calrose rice w/steamed brocc.
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Portland frog scares Trump goons into submission
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How many times has Taylor Swift used any of her multiple private jets to break the siege to deliver food to starving Gazans? Beyoncรฉ & Jay-Z (Mr. "Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex")? Same question re: any of the other wealthy pigshit slingers?
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Now spinning: Reekmind - Mired in the Reek of Grief LP 3.7.25 Sydney ๐ฆ๐บ Death/Sludge/Doom Metal BC: https://t.co/RJZYpYxuP1 ๐: https://t.co/kRwM1K1JGd SPFY: https://t.co/XlR9ELcaRB EM: https://t.co/2IuEx7zmqx Debut LP of the Year here. ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง
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Now spinning: Grave Hex - Vermian Death LP 8.22.25 Helsinki ๐ซ๐ฎ Death Metal BC: https://t.co/vWHUoJgJGD ๐: https://t.co/owpQF1NZO4 SPFY: https://t.co/UMDO3YDqAl EM: https://t.co/PU0DQvsHff
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Interstellar #comet 3I/ATLAS is hidden on the far side of the Sun from Earth. But today it sweeps past Mars, where orbiting spacecraft have ringside seats. Letโs hope they look up. #astronomy #NASA
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everyone who was a victim of this needs to sue ICE for the most ridiculous amount of money possible
ICE rappel from Black Hawk helicoptersโdetain U.S. citizens. Grab everyone at apartment complexโeven zip tie the children together. "They had the Black people in one van, and immigrants in another van," said witness. "One agent literally laughed... He said, 'F them kids.'"
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mets fans were born to eat shit. itโs in our blood. we donโt care. highest payroll in baseball and we didnโt make the playoffs? yeah sounds about right. anyway fuck you and see you next year
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Whenever you see auroral beads like these, a substorm is about to occur. You typically have 1-2 minutes before things really start to get going, so auroral beads are a "OH SH*T" kind of aurora that you should learn to recognize.
Massive pillars are popping in Minnesota now perhaps also visible from states as far south as Missouri, Colorado, Wyoming, Indiana, etc. get out and look north if you can! Use a smartphone to detect faint pillars/red glow. https://t.co/UtvbRmdbwq
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Lion's Mane steak. Delicious.
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Tile Kilns and Hashiba Ferry, Sumida River (Sumidagawa Hashiba no Watashi Kawaragawa), No. 37 from One Hundred Famous Views of Edo https://t.co/PiGdx5dnRI
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Tfw you haven't made Flor de Pingus in maybe 3 weeks.
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SWPC issues ALERT: Geomagnetic K-index of 6
mesonet.agron.iastate.edu
ALT issued by NWS K06 at 01 Oct 2025 20:41 UTC
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