Sorry your tummy hurts honey but we don't have healthcare because our government is bombing Wile E. Coyote paintings

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

We look so stupid to the rest of the world rt now. If it wasn't for all the shootings, they'd prob think we have no schools here.

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.” MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

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ooh, someone is arguing that it’s good when masked militia gun people down with impunity. time to change his mind through the power of debate.

My favorite time to own a dog is when Im a liiiiiitle bit drunk.

Yamal at magic city and Tootsie's

Guy next to me on the plane is 4 foot 11 and 105 lbs. Said they picked him before he was ripe, but hes perfect for the middle seat. Love this guy.

Vegas Aces are 3 to 1 to win the WNBA title. If they go to the finals, Stem is meeting me in Vegas. WNBA finals start October 3rd. Sprinkle on the Aces and join us in Sin City.

White people be eating cheese right before bed

Im going to become a Facebook user again

scheduling a “home-and-home” with my buddy. (chilling at my house next weekend and then at his house in 2032)

Hulk Hogan's first reaction to Young Jeezy in 2006, he had to run it back 3 times

"Mystery wife" is certainly an interesting way way to phrase it during pride month.

THE LITERAL COLDEST MAN ALIVE

LAMINE YAMAL WITH A WORLDIE FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX TO GIVE BARCELONA THE LEAD!!! IT HAD TO BE HIM! 😱 THEY ARE LALIGA CHAMPIONS AS IT STANDS! 🏆

I damn near cried seeing that Carr news dawg it was like them WWII soldiers waking up reading the Hitler dead newspapers

I SEEN DAT DEREK CARR NEWS AND RAN OUT DA CRIB WITH A SHIRT ON WITH NO FUCKIN DRAWS NIGGA WINNIE THE POOH

Fire Doc tonight. Jesus christ.