this is NOT drill this is actually happening and i wanted to tell the twittersphere that today i asked my soulmate @M3rKedBYaSKirT to marry me and she said YES!! 05/31/2021 the day our lives change for the better I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS

This used to live in my head rent rent free 😭

This is one of the best action sequences I’ve ever seen on a Netflix show.

Millennial humor is unmatched. Are we broken? Maybe. But darnit, we have a solid sense of humor.

Watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) as a kid in the ’90s was a magical experience.

Florida man breaks down in tears while showing the house he built completely on his own at 36. “no mortgage, no car payments, no light bill. i didn’t have to sell drugs to get this; i beat the game”

humanity peaked here

I figured it out, but at first I thought landscaping.

Remember the Titans——( 2000 ) 🎬

Same actor

My brothers reaction to my new car i just bought is PRICELESS 😭❤️

Team affirmations solve all the issues 🤣💀

💯

Matt Rife had Unc trying his HARDEST not to break character after making a WILD joke during his return to the world’s most dangerous gym, Diamond Gym 💀🤣 “It’s so heavy Unc, not all of us used to f*ck fat b*tches” 😭😭

Katt is awesome. 🤣🤣🤣

TheBurntPeanut came to the realization that playing video games after 11 pm gets significantly harder due to the unemployed 😭 https://t.co/DNuJ6i9Fqr

🚨 SNEAKO!!! Was it something I said?? Sorry, I made you look so bad and exposed your lack of knowledge...I promised I went easy on you - why did you block me LOL

requiring a subscription for online console gaming

Mel Gibson: "I have 3 friends. All 3 of them had stage 4 cancer…and all 3 of them…don't have cancer right now at all…" Joe Rogan: "What did they take…? Ivermectin and Fenbendazole…" Mel Gibson nods in agreement.

I didn't see that coming.!!!

"The Epstein files were a successful containment event"