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Hypothetically speaking, how much trouble could one be in if he implied he created Bitcoin in order to get free sushi? Asking for a friend.
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@Bitcoin
's account has been restricted, likely due to anti-BCH trolls triggering an automated response. Please RT this to bring to
@TwitterSupport
's attention.
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1. Invent Bitcoin under my name
2. Take very careful steps to remain anonymous
3. ???
4. FREE LUNCH
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When you see an awesome sweater at the vintage store but need to decrypt your Core client, spin up a LN node, and map out a path for your microtransaction before Susan spots the sweater. So smug with her instant on-chain BCH transactions. It wouldn't even look good on her!
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Gavin is an enemy of Bitcoin.
Hearn is an enemy of Bitcoin.
Garzik is an enemy of Bitcoin.
Armstrong is an enemy of Bitcoin.
Ver is an enemy of Bitcoin.
Pair is an enemy of Bitcoin.
Anyone not running a node is an enemy of Bitcoin.
Anyone spending bitcoin is an enemy of Bitcoin.
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You may not like it or agree with it, but this is what peak Satoshi looks like.
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2016 r/Bitcoin: Altcoin discussions will result in a banning.
2017 r/Bitcoin: Use Litecoin if you need to actually make transactions.
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The damage to Bitcoin adoption that was caused by forcing a premature fee market will literally be discussed for centuries.
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The bitcoin org website has been updated. All links to
@BitPay
,
@blockchain
,
@coinbase
and others are a distant memory. Which company will be the next one convicted of not toeing the "decentralized" line?
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When you understand the facts relating to cryptocurrency and see how esteemed journalists cover the topic it becomes hard to take anything they say at all as serious or even factual information.
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If the success of Bitcoin Cash was dependent on the existence of a Twitter account then it was already doomed. Bitcoin Cash is not affected, and it still works better than BTC-Lightning.
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BTC high fees make payments to small miners uneconomical, further centralizing mining.
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The Bitcoin community has successfully been divided, and most have nothing but contempt for the other side. Each camp only accepts information that reinforces their own assumptions. Attacking people is prioritized over attacking bad information. It only gets messier from here.
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BTC's Plan
1. Doxx Satoshi.
2. Use red herrings Satoshi planted as proof that Satoshi isn't Satoshi as an effective way of discrediting Satoshi.
3. Gatekeep the base layer and monetize off-chain scaling.
4. PROFIT!
BSV's Plan
1. Follow the bloody white paper.
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You have no idea.
Being a cryptographer must be like living in the most nerdy horror movie ever.
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If you're not exhausted from trying to keep up with what's going on in Bitcoin, then you're not keeping up with what's going on in Bitcoin.
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More lies spread by Luke. Segwit problems? Small block problems? Inability to scale problems? Not coming to BCH anytime soon.
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Many of the smartest people in the world are expecting me to prove a negative. FML
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Maybe next time Newsweek will think twice before posting a story with only 1 confirmation.
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2016 r/Bitcoin: Segwit is optional. You can choose not to use it.
2017 r/Bitcoin: We need to shun all businesses that are not using segwit.
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Some people just don't understand Bitcoin economics, even the few that get a heads up before the genesis block.
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Peer to peer money is unstoppable. Trust me. If they could have stopped peer to peer music and movies, they would have.
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"The beatings shall continue until morale improves."
The rise in transaction fees shall continue until SegWit adoption improves.
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Moving stuff out of cold storage. Specifically my leftovers from Olive Garden. Cold storage is what I call my refrigerator.
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@drwasho
Let that sink in. He's saying
@ErikVoorhees
,
@barrysilbert
,
@brian_armstrong
,
@OneMorePeter
,
@jerallaire
,
@jgarzik
are *enemies* of Bitcoin.
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Bitcoin doesn't have an image problem. The public has a comprehension problem.
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"Bitcoin 2x does have replay protection. Just send a transaction with a low fee and it will not confirm on BCore 1x." - /u/EOM1
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Everyone asks, "Who is Satoshi?" but nobody asks, "How is Satoshi?"
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Core dev equates signaling EC with terrorism. We've reached peak stupidity.
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Roses are red
Core minions are blue
LN is vaporware
Bitcoin Cash is Bitcoin
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.
@Bitcoin
and I go way back and it hasn't changed at all with the exception of its reputation, which has only grown in my book.
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YFW you realize all of the arguments for not removing the Bitcoin block size limit are complete bullshit.
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The scaling debate is infuriating. The most productive thing you can do to inoculate the Bitcoin community is watch
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I was considering bidding on the seized SR bitcoin, but I think I'll just wait for the US Marshals to tweet the private keys to the winners.
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Follow this simple flowchart to get your BTC confirmed in under two weeks™ for barely 1,000 sats/byte!
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The account of
@deadalnix
has incorrectly been restricted. Help bring this to
@Twitter
and
@TwitterSupport
's attention.
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You might feel some tremors if you live near me. I had to push up the launch of my massive underground geothermal mining rig.
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"Bitmain accepting orders that won't ship until January is wrong."
"Dragonmint is accepting orders for their first batch shipping in March '18. So cool!"
#CoreLogic
🙄
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Bitcoin Cash: it doesn't get any more Bitcoin than on-chain scaling.
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Imagine the foresight that went into creating Bitcoin. Now imagine siding against the intellect that created it.
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There certainly are a lot of voluntaryists and libertarians dictating which cryptocurrencies people should be allowed to support.
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It is interesting that the economic majority does not seem as interested in dumping Bitcoin Cash as we were led to believe.
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No VCs seem interested in my pier to pier ICO. Mark my words: fishermen to fishermen remittances is an untapped market.
#consensus2017
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Grandpa, why did you spend the equivalent of Luxembourg's GDP in BTC today on a $50 Steam gift card way back in 2012?
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Previously unpublished Satoshi Nakamoto:
"Bitcoin is a distributed secure timestamp server for
transactions. A few lines of code could create a transaction with an extra hash in it of anything that needs to be timestamped. I should add a command to timestamp a file that way."
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$BCH is no less a part of the Bitcoin project than is $BTC. There is no reason to be angry about this fact.
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Some people are using faith-based digital money controlled by mysterious computers around the globe. The rest of us use Bitcoin.
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2010: Proof of work can free us!
2017: Proof of work is tyranny!
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'09-16 Some badass anon mined a lot of early Bitcoin block rewards.
'17 Some treacherous anon is mining all the early Bitcoin Cash blocks.
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BTC-users rejoice. Starbucks interested in any cryptocurrency except BTC.
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@blockbid_io
@thecryptokidd
@rogerkver
Different genesis block, different blockchains, different algorithms, different issuance means you are incorrect.
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If you are determined to redesign Bitcoin to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, you end up with a broken token that only you are using.
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Bitcoin Cash: the censorship-resistant Bitcoin that actually is resisting censorship.
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The value of BTC that has signed messages opposing
#Blockstream
is worth more than the entirety of their funding.
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@shaig
I just saved a bunch of money on my nation's economic collapse by switching to Bitcoin.
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I will deny that I'm Keyser Söze for some crab rangoon and two surprise rolls.
#SatoshiNotSatoshi
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Thank you
@BitPay
for adding BCH. Now it would be swell if you would incorporate the cash addr format.
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Cost of Bitcoin conference tickets: BTC not accepted!
Cost of Blockstream stickers in LN tokens: Routing Error!
Bitcoin Cash solving scaling for the foreseeable future last August without changing Bitcoin's economic incentives: Priceless
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If a billion people were using BTC with LN in production, the network could only handle 0.03% of users opening a channel on a given day. Also, that is assuming no other on-chain txs are occurring, like channel closings for instance.
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Another day, another Bitcoin Core supporter recommending the use of fiat and alts over Bitcoin.
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@MasterCard
says it's faster than
@Bitcoin
. Someone send me a MC payment and we'll see how quickly those funds become available. Go.
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Bitcoin Wars per Veritas Bitcoin
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It may be time for me to contemplate doxxing myself to make my motives and associations clear.
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That's one large block for Bitcoin, and one giant leap for mankind.
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When your nation's smartest economists are less trustworthy than a Twitter parody account, it's time for new economists or a new economy.
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Normally I'd decline
@JoelHeyman
's request that I code Roostercoin, but how do you say no to the guy that voiced Head Guard on Code Monkeys?
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If
@TwitterSupport
's understanding of distributed consensus systems is to be an arbiter during contentious chain (and community) splits then they might want to consider hiring someone that actually understands it.
@jack
@Twitter
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Given the lack of throughput for opening and closing channels on-chain, I'm increasingly convinced if LN gains wide adoption the next step will be to start arguing the underlying layer isn't actually needed, and that closing channels isn't necessary.
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By the time you decide to sell your bitcoin for bitcoin cash it may be too late.
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