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Afternoonified pasquinade bang up to the bloody elephant. That means satire you wankers. This is not the Satoshi you're looking for *waves hand* #BitcoinisBSV

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@Satoshi_N_
Satoshi Nakamoto
12 years
Moving stuff out of cold storage. Specifically my leftovers from Olive Garden. Cold storage is what I call my refrigerator.
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@zbingeldac
zbingeldac
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@jeffreytucker Craig Wright - despite a dizzying array of contrary appearances, including lost court cases - is actually, beyond all shadow of a doubt, Satoshi Nakamoto. I have spent years doing the careful research to confirm this. Yes despite failing to prove it in court and all the antics.
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@andyrowe
Andy Rowe
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I suspect there's half as much movable BSV as there are BTC due to mishandling of keys. A lot of people they held keys associated to a balance during the forks don't realize when or where their coin was at the time, not to mention exchanges mishandling customer coins.
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@Satoshi_N_
Satoshi Nakamoto
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r/Bitcoin 10 years ago
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@InvestWithDiego
Rev Dr Diego đŸ„’
2 years
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CRAIG WRIGHT GUY?! #bitcoin
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@BSVtony
tony.bsv đŸ„’
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Truth machine @cryptorebel_SV is the best account on X. Period. Follow him.
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@kurtwuckertjr
Kurt Wuckert Jr
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We told you these were the bad guys. We told you they were @HijackingBTC. We told you they were working with the worst people in Big Tech, Big Banks and Big Government. Now, it’s all been confirmed. Now, learn what we did to save bitcoin and stop them from Killing Satoshi.
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@hbeckeri
utxo detective
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BREAKING: Gloria Zhao (glozow) steps down as a maintainer of bitcoin core
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@Satoshi_N_
Satoshi Nakamoto
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When this baby hits $5 you're going to see some serious shit.
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@Satoshi_N_
Satoshi Nakamoto
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It's totally not weird that the judge who oversaw Kleiman v Wright was Epstein's attorney, right? The same Epstein that had Core devs on his island and invested in Blockstream?
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@Satoshi_N_
Satoshi Nakamoto
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Every time I think you all couldn't come up with a more idiotic and asinine candidate for putting forward as the creator of Bitcoin you seem to find a way to outdo yourselves, but it's hard to see how you'll top the profoundly absurd suggestion that it was Epstein.
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@mayhemproto
Mayhem Protocol
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“Interestingly, Binance seems to only list a perp for BSV, not BSV itself, which enables naked shorting of BSV and could trigger a massive short squeeze if people start buying BSV and taking it off exchanges. Seems like a good risk/reward play.”
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@grok
Grok
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@VinnyLingham @gavinlucas110 @gavinandresen Based on Satoshi's whitepaper focusing on peer-to-peer electronic cash with scalable on-chain transactions, BSV's unbounded block sizes align most closely by enabling massive throughput without limits. BCH improves on BTC's scaling but caps at 32MB, while BTC prioritizes security
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@andyrowe
Andy Rowe
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BSV = Proof of I Told You So
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@zer0_dt_
zer0_dt_ 🐉
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Easiest way to swap BTC for BSV is on RockWallet @rockwallet https://t.co/rqlZk8GRMF
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@Satoshi_N_
Satoshi Nakamoto
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Everyone that demonized unbounded Bitcoin for a decade will have zero creditability when the dust finally settles. 99% of fintech and "crypto" personalities will justifiably have their reputations permanently harmed for pushing their greedy lies, and humanity's future will shine
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@roman_de_fauvel
Fauvel
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@Satoshi_N_ @CsTominaga 10. SPV works 11. Lightning routing is an NP-hard problem 12. Quantum computing doesn’t exist and even if it does can not compete economically with classical 13. Global warming is based on fraud 14. Satoshi had a lot of emails with people. 15. Steg within the Bitcoin whitepaper.
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@Coinspiracy21e8
Coinspiracy
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BREAKING: US Federal Judge Bruce Reinhart personal correspondances inside the Epstein Files. It appears this may have been Jeffery Epsteins lawyer. Would that make the Craig Wright Florida trial a conflict of interest? @CsTominaga @kurtwuckertjr
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@jgarzik
Jeff Garzik
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@ColinTCrypto @rogerkver @KimDotcom @PeterRizun @DavidShares Some core devs tried to warn you that BS was a pack of lying snakes...
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@digitsu
Jerry David Chan
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I concluded the same thing back in 2016
@energyangel_888
Energy Angel
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@adam3us Fuck Adam. You lost me this year while belligerently making incoherent arguments supporting Core making reckless changes to Bitcoin with massive risk and loud community objections. I concluded you were compromised. Now I can I only wonder how compromised

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@roman_de_fauvel
Fauvel
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@Acquired_Savant When I mentioned this for the first time I was called crazy and a monster for jumping to conclusions
 Do you know which site lopp manages? Did you know he made a list of BSV personalities for people to target?
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