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Since 1565 Sark has been a jewel in the crown of the British Monarchy's possessions. Will this mouse ever roar and assert its independent fiscal jurisdiction?

Isle of Sark
Joined May 2011
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
2 years
Question... @SarkTwit, @AlmostSenseless What's to stop asylum seeker boats landing on the CI - Sark/Jersey etc - and demanding the same deal as the rest of the UK seems obliged to provide? (I am packing by bag and shredding my ID as I type...)
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@Nick_Hewer
Nick Hewer
3 years
Heart breaks for Harry
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
3 years
What on earth? Al Ahmed Hussain, Ali Abbas Ahmed and Omar Sharif are accused of robbing a couple on Tuesday and detaining them. Guernsey's Ordinary Court heard the three, all aged 36 and from Slough, had been charged with robbing a couple of $2,400 (£2,200) via a bank transfer.
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
3 years
Rich foreig n incomers alert! So is now the time for develop it's own currency and abandon Sterling? @cjenscook
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@cjenscook
Chris Cook
3 years
Reminded of the gasoline market - just a different form of fuel
@fesshole
Fesshole🧻
3 years
I ran a busy east London pub, we had 7 largers on tap. One weekend after a supplier error all we had was Heineken so I just connected all 7 lines to it and didn't tell anyone. No one noticed. Don't let anyone tell you one larger's noticeably better than another. It's all piss.
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@cjenscook
Chris Cook
3 years
Darwin Award contender
@new_orleansjazz
Cody
4 years
Ummmm.
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
4 years
Can Sark start drilling for oil and gas, please?
@cjenscook
Chris Cook
4 years
Anyone would think Venezuela had stupendous oil reserves.... #OOTT
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
4 years
Legend
@scottygb
Scott Bryan
4 years
I think this is the best opening to a television show I have ever seen in my life
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@newsscape
newsscape
4 years
Oh dear... this looks like a #BritanniaClass being driven over a cliff for the benefit of realism for the next #MissionImpossible movie. It will take more than t-cut and elbow grease to sort that one out.
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
4 years
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
4 years
Sark needs it's own F1 event. Just see think we are missing....
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@newsscape
newsscape
5 years
#ClarksonsFarm continues to entrance and educate audiences everywhere. Sponsored by Tena, we wonder?
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@GaryBurgessCI
Gary Burgess
5 years
I’ve watched this Muppets camera test from 1978 half a dozen times now. Just absolutely glorious. Enjoy.
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
5 years
How do we get the Great Gods of Android to listen carefully when "Sark" is spoken, and not keep putting up "Suck"...? #speechrecognition @Google @AlmostSenseless @SarkTwit Thankyou!
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
5 years
What if Sark bought this island, would it become a Crown Dependency Dependency? @SarkTwit ? https://t.co/wvcbJkGNj1
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
5 years
A useful report...
@BBCGuernsey
BBC Guernsey
5 years
Sark's government is set to consider changing its tax system for the first time in 20 years
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@newsscape
newsscape
5 years
Spot on. HRH was indeed "everything good about this country"
@andrewlawrence
Andrew Lawrence
5 years
In praise of Prince Philip.
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@SarkLife
Sark Life
5 years
Interesting insight: the members of the block list here tend to have a "followed to followers" ratio of at least 3:1
@wpoel
William Poel
5 years
Respect on many levels. His final legacy has been the opportunity to purge twitter. Never before in the field of social media have so many been blocked so easily.
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