i feel really bad for my mom that had to go through nine months of pregnancy just to have a son that's so unbelievably dogshit at a children's videogame
Schrödinger's match-up: every play you can make in this scenario is either the best play known to man or a play that will go down as the worst in history of vgc, no in-betweens
@CybertronVGC
a man walks in the doctor's office asking for help because he has trouble sleeping
the doctor says: "oh that's easy i just watch Cybertron's Road To Ranked before bed and then i sleep for 10 hours straight"
"But doctor" says the patient, bursting into tears
"I Am Cybertron"
going negative with tornadus urshifu means you are so bad that nintendo should put you a restraining order on you to never come near a nintendo product because it would damage their image (i'm the one that went negative with tornadus urshifu)
Players have been using "Strongest Soldier" all year. Now it's time to see who truly holds those titles! We've gathered all the data from LabMaus and assigned points based on placements to determine the Strongest Solders of 2023 🥇 (From September onwards)
Had a blast this weekend in London, did not expect to win the whole thing but we take those
S/O to everybody who helped me during this year and to those who cheered for me!
me at worlds after i win game three by winning the regieleki iron bundle speed tie into the same exact lead (i lost game one by losing the speed tie and won game two by, you guessed it, winning the speed tie)
urshifu ruined what could have been a beautiful format/game, prankster tailwind is mad cheap when the setter is something with real stats and not fucking murkrow or the kalos regional variant of pidgeot and when you have broken abusers (urshifu)
tough times for the ux9 academy now that you can press surging strikes four times and see the win screen nobody is paying for coaching anymore so bro decided to get that bag from twitter interactions
why the fuck am i seeing condoms ads while watching pokémon videos on youtube like if i'm watching vgc vids it's pretty clear i won't be needing a condom
not a worlds memory but one time i went to pick up
@YureeVGC
at the train station and on the ride home we were discussing vgc and at one point an old lady gets unreasonably mad at us, yells "nobody here gives a fuck about pikachu" and leaves
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Congratulations to 🇮🇹 Marco Silva (
@marc0fier0
), your 2024 Latin America International Champion! 🌎🏆
Marco's previous achievements:
▶️ 2023 Worlds Top 16
▶️ 2022 International Challenge Feb. Champion
▶️ 2020 OCIC Champion
▶️ 2019 Jönköping Regional Champion
i may be ugly, unfunny, stupid, bad at everything i do, trapped in the sleep and go to work routine with no real hope for my future but god am glad i am not one of those people whose personality is they must use rain every fucking vgc format
laddering to master ball tier looks like something that should take 20 minutes but then you're still great ball tier after 10 games losing to scarf calyrex ice
series 1 dondozo match-up: so uhm my team has haze murkrow, gastrodon, clear smog amoonguss, meowscarada and crit hydregion - match-up feels even
regulation d dondozo match-up: i click (resisted) surging strikes into it a bunch of times - match-up is at worst 60:40
if you still consider dynamax as something more than an awful mechanic that single handedly ruined vgc you either are a content creator trying to look good while squeezing content out of those shallow games or a 12years old whose opinions are the same as their fav content creator
why the fuck does vgc twitter have a discussion about ally switch once a month and why there always is an handful amount of players acting like the move is healthy for the game
if you click ally switch on turn one you are really bad at this game if you don't like the placing of your lead why didn't you choose the correct one in team preview?
it's sad seeing this when it seemed like they started caring about balancing through stuff like limiting scald distribution and when a lot of gen 9 mons had smart/original design and gimmicks like for example palafin
Was laddering on PS with a friend on the flixbus from Milan to Frankfurt while commentating every turn and discussing moves
After like three turns a guy seated near us says "are you *ps alt*? we are playing each other"
everything past A Tier is not ordered
S: you can bring them in every matchup, lots of options and can beat everything
A: really good mons with clear bad matchups
B: solid mons but you can't bring them in every game
C/D: mons with a small niche
E: bad
F: rely on mu inexperience
bro i swear i love traveling you get to visit so many different places and know a lot of different cultures *proceeds to spend 5 days at the venue where they are holding the videogame tournament of interest"
Day 1 Limitless 8-1 team (we dont talk about day 2)
Team is very early meta, i feel like there are some concepts worth exploring
I believe this team is very user friendly and makes you learn the format (at least i did this weekend)
Enjoy and thanks for the support <3
@SoulSurVGC
i think urshifu should be deleted from the videogame and from every pokémon media and whoever mentions its name should face legal repercussions