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Noma ngihamba es’godini sethunzi lokufa, angesabi okubi, ngokuba wena unami.
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Ingakanani lemali eniyiholelwa uElon?
If sex started at 8:00pm then at what time should it end?.
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accepting your body, de-centering men, & finally understanding your mother.
What’s a peak female experience?
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[CONTRACT EXTENDED] KwaZulu-Natal Provincial Commissioner, Lieutenant General Nhlanhla Sibusiso Mkhwanazi, will have his contract renewed for a further five-year term in his capacity as Provincial Commissioner of KwaZulu-Natal.
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I was reading and our son tried to ask me something. My husband stops him and goes: “What’s in her hand?” “A book.” “What’s in my hand?” “Nothing.” “So who do you go talk to?” The way I’ve never felt more supported in my life.
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Mlooh was the best to ever do it 🙌🏾 No1 Mpondo
Louis Vuitton is very consistent when it comes to their monogram placements🙂maybe Ma-Andy Andy got a replica to wear sometimes when he goes to certain places for his safety😍🥹
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"Bring your money lemme keep for you" my mum was the first forex trader in my family
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Took all my supplements on time today and my brain is sprinting.
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Switched to Garmin a few months ago after being on Apple Watch for more than 10 years. At first I had slight regret because Garmin really is just a health watch, now I’m really hooked! The sleep coach and body battery stats are my fav.
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Yowehh 😭
BREAKING: Iran may permit the passage of oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz if the oil carried is traded in Chinese yuan rather than the US Dollar, according to CNN report.
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@StandardBankZA is still up to its antics, my mom received her salary this morning and then got an sms saying a new device has been added to her online banking with an OTP!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
YOU GUYS WONT BELIEVE???
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ADHDer's dream job: Being a Professional Idea Generator. Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.
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Mel and Peet Viljoen arrested in US for allegedly shoplifting $5 300 worth of groceries https://t.co/r2YuIr6IP5
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Controversial reality TV couple Mel and Peet Viljoen were arrested in the US on Tuesday.
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PmB hlezi igaxela 😭
Wena ojola eVutha, KwaThema, Piernaar, Khayelitsha, PMB, Newcastle, eMbalenhle, Soweto, East London. Uzoyithola lento oyifunayo. 😭😭😭
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As promised here is the link: https://t.co/nZASDvb5q5 With love and solidarity,
Feminists, I have Google Drive full of feminists books and articles. Reach out
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I cook rubbish sometimes and while eating it, I silently say thank you to feminism. If I had served this to my husband in the olden days, the way he will beat me.💀
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I genuinely believe that US will make up a story and bomb South Africa one day.
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Usomatekisi oyi CA(SA) simuqala ngo Ayanda Gama!!! Yazi waze wayimela KZN brazo ehleka ngezincingo.🙌🏽🥹🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣
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Howu 😂
La kuSocial media nonke nithenga imizi cash, no rentals. Futhi nonke ninamadoda anemali, aniyazi nje nhlobo ifemale bread winner. Your credit scores are all on 700, no debts. Futhi you guys move on immediately after a break up, ni-mature nje, no crash outs. Y’all love amaEx enu
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