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Maphanga Mbuso
2 years
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Maphanga Mbuso
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One thing people need to understand about extremely kind, nice, and loving people, is that their other side is just as extreme. It’s the hell they survived that makes them gentle. Don’t mistake their self-control for weakness. The beast in them is sleeping, not dead.
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Umjolo need gifts, dinner, table for two, making love, spa dates. Hlukanani ne washing yabafana Nkosi yami! 😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
“Fraya something before ulale" kusho utshwala bufuna ushise indlu!😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 years
I boyfriend yakho inenye intombi enomoya ophansi. Uyezwa nkanyamba?
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Ama debit order sekusele adonse umphefumulo umuntu afe once.
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Umoya wami uphansi, ngathi ngingahlala nabantu abaholile, belokhu bethi "phuza ungasabi" 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
10 months
Usathi umxolele balethe enye i information! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
5 months
i couple ebizana ngo baby phakathi kwabantu. Baby nyweee baby nywee, voetsek maan! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
5 months
Uma indoda yakho ithi awuyi lapho, sicela ungezi Nkosi yami kwi groove. Niqome imigulukudu nina, into ezofika isidubule sonke! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Angeke umlaye ngalutho umuntu ongasenandaba nawe! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
This year allow someone to love you, uyeke inkani Nkanyamba, umdala!
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Angeke nonke nijole nabantu abanemali, abanye bazothola thina, singabantu phela nathi! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
If you feel like awusathandwa, that's true angeke u file ngathi ulambile usuthi! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Into ebuhlungu ngokuhlala wedwa ukuthi wa faint kumele uvuke uyokha amanzi uzithele! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Ngizomshaya lo onifundisa ukubekezela noma kudlalwa ngani! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
8 months
Angibingelele bonke abane stress sama deadlines emsebenzini, ngithi nje "I am a hard worker, I work well under pressure" 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
5 months
Indoda ishada umuntu emthandayo not enengane naye. Nitshele nalaba abase labour ward! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Ngane zami nize nazi ukuthi iyadelela indoda eqonyiwe! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
"Babe, I'm pregnant." Uzwe umjita wePedi aphenduka iChina "Yang Yanong".
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Maphanga Mbuso
8 months
Kodwa inhliziyo ibilokhu isho ithi “qala nge grocery” buka manje! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Ngelinye ilanga ziyophela zonke izinkinga zakho. Uyolala ungasavuki! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
"I wish heaven had visiting hours." Kune map emvakwe Bible ayigubhe! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Ku wrong ukulala wedwa everyday. Umbhede akulona ithuna! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Uyayazi intombi enhle ehlulwa umjolo? ubone shame ukuthi sona siyazama isimomondiya singena siphuma kuma relationship. Kodwa hayi maan kuyala! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 years
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Maphanga Mbuso
7 months
"Ngihamba naso leskipa" kumele wenze ngathi awunankinga ke nawe, ayi umjolo! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
10 months
Mantombazane senithanda yiphi imoto? Umuntu angathengi imoto ewrong? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Umkhuleko wanamhlanje uthi “Nkosi ngicela usiphe soft life ngoba kube nathi besiyiNkosi besizokunika!” 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Akukhaphe u sugar daddy, manifika esangweni lakini ethi: "kanti uyingane ka Poppy your bloody hell, jou moer maan! uphi uMaPopiza?” 😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
Kuyenzeka yini umuntu ahambe 3 days eyothuka ubaba wengane? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Awu suka madoda!
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Akenisho, nenza njani makufona iphakade lakho uhleli ne themba lakho? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
Bafowethu umanithola ithuba nibaphe imali abantu besimame, hey bayahlupheka naba abantu! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Sizani bo!
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Maphanga Mbuso
7 months
Ziyalotsholwa kulo December izingane ezihlonipha I phone yendoda. Kusele ama hawks asaqhubeka nophenyo! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
11 days
Njengoba nithi amadoda awathandi uku cleaner, akenisho u Mr Min no Mr Muscle abantu besimame? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Nazoke!
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Iphasika this week, liyokufica usese single, akuvele kubethelwe wena, ufe once, ayikho into oyiphilelayo! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Kumnandi ukuphuza nomuntu one stress, elokhu ethi: yhaaa umhlaba bafo. Bese uyasukuma alande six beers ne bhodlela! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Izothi ifika payday, sobe sekade sashona! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Namhlanje nikwi groove, nigqoke leziketi zenu ze tennis ezinenza ngathi ni Mahhotela Queen, in fact, zangena zangena zangena! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Usesenalo kodwa ithemba lokubheka phansi uthi "Yebo Malume ngiyabazi"? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Vukani bo, abafana balinde ukudlala ngani! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Bafowethu women are going through a lot, mawuthe uzoyifaka uyifake please! 😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Akeniyeke uku hurt ama poets!
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Yekela ukuziqinisa, kunzima ukuba single.
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
Kuyoba ngathi ngine drama mhla ngimisa umshado, ngifuna i jacket yami. Ma ex buyisani izimpahla zethu! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
9 months
Isuke isihambile iminyaka masewubona otamatisi namakhabishi amahle etown! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Her: Baby kushoniwe ekhaya. Sugar daddy: thatha nawu R50k ubone usiza kanjani. Boyfriend: kufa ulinuku! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Bakwethu malini ukushaya izandla ku Rea Tsotella? Income iyafuneka, kubi! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
11 months
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Wena onika girlfriend imali engale kwa R350 uzibona u better kunoHulumeni? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
"Sesimuphelezela endlini yakhe yokugcina"Lapho akaze abenayo neyokuqala, ubekipitile eGoli. Bakwethu tshelani abafundisi iqiniso! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Angikhohlwa siyolobola e Soweto, kwathiwa asilinde ngoba umakoti akalalanga endlini! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
Omunye iRing solokhu yamhlula kusukela ePrimary School phakathi kwe sherbet, athola izinja kuphela! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Umjovo, iPrep, implant, umvusa nkunzi, uzifo zonke, akenisho niyo-freezer nje kodwa nina emoshari? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Ingane ena 35 years iyabhadala kwi taxi esuka KZN eya Egoli? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Uthi uyolobola kwenye indawo, sisho ngesikhalo isidakwa sendawo sithi waze wanebhadi mfana ndini! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
“Ungubani na?” “Nginguye enginguye.” Wayene attitude kodwa naye u Jesus.
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Maphanga Mbuso
10 months
Musa ukwakha umuzi la emhlabeni, unalo ikhaya lakho ezulwini. Qasha ubese uyaswenka ngayo yonke leyo mali! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
5 months
Kwangathi uNkulunkulu anganibusisa nani nibathole abantu abanithandayo. Ibuhlungu lento yenu! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Please believe me when I say “angibafuni abangani abaphaphayo kulo December”
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Maphanga Mbuso
10 months
Kuyazwela? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
7 months
Kulemijolo yamanje awulahlwa, uphathwa kabi uze uzifusegele wena! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 month
Bathi bakushela wathi “I respect my man” uphi umhlonishwa ke manje? 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Uma indoda yakho I online ku WhatsApp kodwa ingakukhulumisi, okwazi isathuka laba abayifunayo, si strict kabi thina amadoda! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
Angeke nishade nonke kukhona okumele bahlale ekhaya bakhulumele ukudla! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
8 months
Ingakho niphuza kangaka mos, kanti nibuya kuma relationship wo five years? Five years wonke ulokhu uthi I love you too! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Indoda ifakwa ezikweletini not kwi heart! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Please respect your partner, uma ethi into ayimphathi kahle. Breakup naye, ayofuna lento emphatha kahle.
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Maphanga Mbuso
8 days
Him: “Nurse, nurse ngiwelwe I ceiling! Nurse: “hayi kahle wena, ngibeke file phez’kwakho” 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Sizani bo!
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 years
Akeniphendule la
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
Umuntu wesimame kumele ashaye I cat walk, angahambi ngathi uyikhansela elisikela abantu izitandi! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
"Unamanga kabi wena Abel." Kusho i 2000 libona ubabakho eMall! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Him: Baby usebenzisa u Capitec? Her: Yes baby and it is linked kule number? Him: Alright baby, nami ngisebenzisa u capitec, kusho kona ukuthi singama capitec amahle.
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
“Baby angeke ngikhone ukulova, enkonzweni imina odlala ama drums.” Jolani kodwa!
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Maphanga Mbuso
25 days
Can your partner be with your phone for a day and things remain the same?😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
That time of the year!
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 month
Uma isitifiketi sengane siveza amagama wenu nobabili, umshado lento, in fact, alilili! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
Ubene stress use town, uzibone usuthethisa security uthi "hey ndoda akumiwa emnyango!" 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
5 months
"Ukhuluma nami kanjalo?" Uvele ubone ukuthi la, ujola nomzali straight! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
15 days
Ukuhlonipheka nesithunzi sakho siwiswa umuntu othandana naye ongaziphathi kahle! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Mhla kuphuma imali yokuthanda abantu aba wrong nizoba rich nina! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 months
Wagcina nini ukuthi bakudonse ushibilike ngomgogodla embhedeni, lapho kukhala abo aaah, yes, just like that? Uyabona kodwa ukuthi noma ungashona kulungile ngoba ayikho ngempela into oyihlalele la emhlabeni ngoba awuhevi! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
9 days
Ngidinga lenduku u Moses avula ngayo ulwandle, ngifuna ukukhomba ama ATM amabili noma amathathu! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
Noma ungajola namanzi, uyovuka siwakhile, akunamuntu ozoba happy kumjolo sikhona! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Ukwazi nje ukuthi kunomuntu okuthandayo kuyawa booster amasotsha omzimba. Uzaloku uthi uyagula kanti udinga nje ukuthandwa! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 month
Mawufuna unkosikazi othulile onganamsindo hamba e mortuary, ungasibangeli iscefe! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
"Ngiyeza kodwa angeke ngilale lapho" Mantombazane akeniyeke ukuziphathisa okwe salary! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Please maan!
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Maphanga Mbuso
4 months
Bakwethu akenikhuze izingane zenu zingalokhu ziqhumisa o cricket, sizomelwa inhliziyo, sikweleta abantu abanezibhamu! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
3 months
Nkosi yami, u found out senihlukene ulokhu uthi “oooh that’s why” uthi ubheka ilanga ulibone li navy, zehle! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
5 months
Musa ukuziqinisa, kunzima ukuthandana nendoda engakuphi imali! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
6 months
“Uhlukane nomuntu wami wena!" Uvele uxakeke ukuthi madoda! UNkulunkulu uyithathaphi number yami! 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
10 months
If Jesus was married to a Xhosa woman "ifunny ke into yoba ufe weekend yonke uthi gqi ngoMvulo... inoba ucigba ndimuncu nhe?"
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Maphanga Mbuso
10 months
Me as a relationship coach "Stop crying, lomuntu akanandaba nawe!" 😭😭😭
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Maphanga Mbuso
2 years
Ma 80’s senibadala manje isdingo sefiga asisekho.
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Maphanga Mbuso
1 year
Polo drivers why ningavuli I rank nivele nizilayishe ngokusemthethweni izintombi zabantu?
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