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I tweet cabron things because life and the truth most often is a cabron. Sobriety requires a level of disenchantment.

Joined February 2009
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
2 months
One day I'll get suspended and be free of this app. I will miss chatting with some of you, but I'll be glad to not have to give any of my attention to this app.
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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Why not put the plans up on a billboard.
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨#BREAKING: Major General William Hank Taylor the commanding general of the U.S. Eighth Army stationed in South Korea, revealed that he uses ChatGPT to assist in making key command decisions, influencing choices that impact thousands of troops.
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@TommyMa95268002
Tommy Mac
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And here I was feeling like a cxnt cause I used ChatGPT to correct my students' exams
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨#BREAKING: Major General William Hank Taylor the commanding general of the U.S. Eighth Army stationed in South Korea, revealed that he uses ChatGPT to assist in making key command decisions, influencing choices that impact thousands of troops.
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@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨#BREAKING: Major General William Hank Taylor the commanding general of the U.S. Eighth Army stationed in South Korea, revealed that he uses ChatGPT to assist in making key command decisions, influencing choices that impact thousands of troops.
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@JPHilllllll
Read Starting Somewhere
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My sweet 35 year-old baby son child was just indulging his current hyper-fixation (Nazism)
@TheTNHoller
The Tennessee Holler
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“Kids”
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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@el_pais
EL PAÍS
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“No vamos a cancelar a los niños porque hagan algo estúpido en un chat grupal’. Y si tengo que ser yo quien transmita ese mensaje, no me importa". J.D. Vance defiende a los jóvenes republicanos que declararon su “amor” por Hitler en un chat privado
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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Envy and racism
@mjfree
Morgan J. Freeman
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Why does Trump hate Obama?
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@HuXijin_GT
Hu Xijin 胡锡进
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U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s act of publicly revealing unsubstantiated details from China-U.S. negotiations—even using demeaning language to attack a specific Chinese negotiator by name—is deeply unethical. His behavior truly shocks me.
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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About that Erik, you're going to have to do it with a sword and a canoe.
@highbrow_nobrow
The Intellectualist
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Erik Prince calls for a new wave of American imperialism, says he’s a “colonialist”: "Let's put the imperial hat back on, we're gonna govern those countries that can't govern themselves." https://t.co/y2ubkzMFPA
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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He needs some
@LucasSa56947288
Lucas Sanders 💙🗳️🌊💪🌈🚺🟧
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YIKES! Don Jr can barely open his eyes today. What’s wrong with him?
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@adammocklerr
Adam Mockler
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Wow. Charlie Kirk’s producer just refused to condemn the Young Republican group chat on stage.
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@Kahlissee
Khalissee
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This is a horrific racist attack against a young black guy with special needs in a park in Wolverhampton, England. Is this really what Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage supporters want for the UK?
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@XH_Lee23
Li Zexin 李泽欣
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🇨🇳🇺🇸Why the US officials become so hostile to China because of the rare earths? The US doesn't lack rare earth reserves (7th globally with 1.8 million tons). But it buys over 70% of its rare earths from China annually ($170 million). The dependency lies in the purification
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@TommyMa95268002
Tommy Mac
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America has to be the most fxcked up dystopian hellhole on Earth In any decent country you can throw a few dollars at a cxnt in a uniform to look the other way In the States they'd rather just blow your brains out
@FinancialPhys
Financial Physics
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Can we now openly offer bribes to politicians? Are we there yet?
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@EsheruKwaku
Esheru
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There are and I've said this before, Five reports spanning almost 50 years, talking about institutional racism in the police force. It galls me when I think about the fake two-tier policing, Tommy Robinson and his crew managed to spin, when they've never thought about 1/2
@torysmasher
Pickles U Fat Get
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‘Damning’ review of anti-Black racism within Met police ‘buried’ by force External consultancy report found discrimination ‘baked into HR systems’ at London force https://t.co/AGvgemkaqY
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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@ArrepentidosLLA
Arrepentidos de Milei
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-El rescate de Estados Unidos es a cambio de qué? +O sea terminamos con los piquetes -No me está respondiendo, a cambio de qué? +O sea digamos Trump vino A PONER ORDEN EN EL MUNDO Lo que debe estar entregando que ni lo puede decir. La campaña electoral más cara de la historia
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@ArrepentidosLLA
Arrepentidos de Milei
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-Pero Milei el 80% de la gente está endeudada, nadie tiene plata -Y cómo quiere que lo arregle?? -No sé, el experto en crecimiento económico CON O SIN DINERO ES USTED 💀⚰️💀⚰️
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@JeremiahDJohns
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐
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I don't think most college guys have group chats where they call black people monkeys and talk about how epic rape is I think you're actually just telling on yourself
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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@FT
Financial Times
@FT
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US Treasury secretary Scott Bessent said Washington would arrange a $20bn package to help Argentina make debt repayments with capital from private banks and sovereign wealth funds — separate from the $20bn currency swap line announced last week. https://t.co/HcXH6yVX2w
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@SamuraiElf
El Gran Cabron
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Lol!
@HuguesDeBalzac
Bloated Scrotum 🏴‍☠️
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@SamuraiElf Don't worry the mental health problems caused by intimate relationships with AI partners can be treated with AI counselling....
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