Samuel Williams
@SamuelPWilliams
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Son. Father. Husband. Christian. West Ham fan. Sit-Down Comedian.
Joined January 2012
The automatic doors @vuecinemas thanet have.been temporarily not working for over a year. Just how temporary is it. As a disabled person it makes it very difficult.
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Looked up this year's UK eurovision entry on YouTube. Wish I hadn't. Song is rubbish and she can't sing.
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Avoided the whole thing for exactly this reason. It's utterly grotesque.
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#KingCharlesIII , the arseh***e formally known as prince.
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We're being in the midst of a huge cost-of-liviing crisis and having parties in the name of someone who can probably wipe his bum with toilet paper made of gold and heat his multiple, large homes using bundles of banknotes as firewood. #kingcharlesIII #coronation
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Hate it when people whinge about those on benefits having flat screen TVs. As if when someone needs a telly, they go into argos and say "I don't see any in the catalogue, but do have any of the old style TVs that you need a tow truck to get home ".
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Nothing says "sophisticated" like a glass of fake spiced rum mixed with cherry pepsi max from the soda stream.
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Puerile, but...
Here's all the times Alan Grant farts during Jurassic Park. Everyone, welcome to Jurassic Parp:
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Anyone know when tickets for west ham vs aek larnaca go on general sale?
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Confused by a question/answer on #TheChase. The girl with the dragon tattoo, surely, not the dragon with the girl tattoo.
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Yes.
It has been calculated that King Charles's may have a private wealth of around £1.8 billion. @AliMirajUK asks: With the cost of living crisis running rampant, should the King pay for his own coronation?
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Sigmoidoscopy tomorrow. If you don't know what 1 of them is, here's a hint as to what it involves-
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Tell me again how doctors are greedy for wanting a £5/hr pay increase. Think about how much each clap was worth.
BREAKING | High Court finds Government PPE ‘VIP’ lane for politically connected suppliers ‘unlawful’ Never again should any Government treat a public health crisis as an opportunity to enrich its associates and donors at public expense. @GoodLawProject
https://t.co/x3F7LXcJxq
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