Samuel James Hejdeman
@SamuelJames96
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Actor, Singer and Multi-Instrumentalist 🎶 | LCM MT Graduate 🎓 | He/Him
Ealing, London
Joined September 2019
Self isolation has driven me playing Fiddler on the Roof on the Banjo. Sorry neighbours.
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Daniel Radcliffe reminds me of Harry Potter a bit, anyone else??
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What is life? Whereas this could be seen as a deeply philosophical question, the answer is that we are a large collection of skeletons living on a rock in space. These skeletons run around doing tasks every day so they'll be given metal and paper to trade for skeleton food.
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I'm going to have a heart attack
WAAAAAAIT FOOOOOR MEEEEEE! ! ! ... But not for very much longer 😉 I'M COMINGGGGGGGGGG! ! ! 🤞 X x x
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Look at what we've become as a species; I seductively whisper "Netflix" into the Sky Remote and then sit like a little piggy covered in crisps for hours
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You gotta respect Facebook's arc. Started as a place to rate people's hotness, then helped the country slide into fascism in 2016, and is now a website to buy used furniture
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This is too good for it's own good
Vocalists, now that the sheet music is available, you have no excuse not to program this on your next recital
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I actually don't think I'll survive if this happens
Retweeting this for no particular reason... 👀👀👀 Lol X x x
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Have they got enough drones in that firework display to get Charles' ears in
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Announcing the 2021 London Cast Recording of CABARET AT THE KIT KAT CLUB. Released Friday 20 January 2023. Pre-order the album now via our link in bio, and stream ‘WILLKOMMEN’ and ‘MEIN HERR’ from tomorrow morning for a taste of what is to come.
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I've been having some dark thoughts recently, and by that I mean seriously considering eating an entire tray of doughnuts in one sitting
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Vehicles crash & motorists abandon cars as heavy snow hits Gloucestershire. Motorists were involved in crashes as heavy snow hit the Southwest today (Dec 11). Footage taken at Leckhampton Hill in Cheltenham shows motorists struggling to cope. #Gloucestershire #Cheltenham #snow
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My toxic trait? I handle everything on my own and don’t admit I need help because I’d rather struggle than burden other people with my problems.
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Cannot tell you how much I need this musical over here
You've never heard "Way Down Hadestown" like this before! Lillias White and the company takin us alllll the way down.
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"Okay Google, set alarm for 6am" I sob with tears streaming down my face, rain pouring down the window frames and the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra playing a John Williams Score behind me
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Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present. Inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she set the deed down and says.. "I don't want a lot for Christmas"
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