Maybe 2020 will be like a mullet, and we party on the back half of it.

DONT EVER TRY TO REPAINT YOUR KITCHEN CABINETS

Just busy redoing my kitchen so I don’t have to think about trying to plan my wedding during a pandemic

If you touched the Sal’s dance floor you’re immune to COVID-19 #CSBSJU

I just watched the whole season of Love Is Blind in an entire day, am I ashamed? Absolutely not.

Hannah B and Tyler C’s tiktoks are better than the entire last season of The Bachelor

The vicious cycle of men doing laundry....... Day1: puts load in washer Day2: forgets Day3: washes again b/c they stink Day4: puts in dryer & starts Day5: forgets Day6: throws on floor Day7: back in washer b/c wrinkly

today I bought leather leggings and I’m on a whole new level of excitement

Conspiracy theory: Does Family Feud actually survey 100 Americans? I did some math. Through the years, ~1.2 Million people should have been surveyed. I’ve never heard of ONE person doing a Family Feud survey. Do they even exist or does the show just make up the answers?

Life with border collies: needing to put them in their kennels when you work out because they’re trying to herd you around the living room 🐕

Came home to find my dog escaped from her kennel and rolling around in the neighbors yard in their sprinkler system 🤦🏻‍♀️

When will the dogs understand that frozen turds are not the same as rocks and they should NOT bring them in the house

Sometimes it just takes us hugging our loved ones a little tighter to make the day seem not so bad...

Still super sad I only got 23 trick or treaters last night...

My boyfriend just told me if I lived in the 1700’s that I would have definitely died already from an illness because I’m whimpy... oh

sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship

I burned my tongue during lunch today and I’m not only upset because half my taste buds are burned off but also because I can’t even taste my wine ☹️

is being a stay at home dog mom a thing?

One of my favorite things in the whole world is reconnecting with friends and picking up right where you left off and reminiscing 💗

My head says salad, but my heart says pizza