Samuel Cornwallis
@Sam_Cornwallis
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2x Carter-Finley Field Rusher, Boston sports propaganda specialist, 7x Mitch’s Trivia Medalist 🥇🥈🥈🥉🥉🥉🥉
Joined December 2024
Time for another week of demolishing my enemies and seizing greatness.
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Cape Cod baseball is the American Spirit in the purest form
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Sox won today. Yankees lost today. God Bless America!.
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Me (delusional) after the Sox beat a NL East team once
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My delta flight is out of Biscoff cookies. Recession indicator.
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4-5 beers before a flight is the greatest life hack. Buzzed enough to enjoy it but not too drunk to be rattled by potential turbulence.
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For some reason, Sportscenter just showed highlights from the 1983 NCAAB championship. Ready to run through a wall now.
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Pokey Reese made a better catch in this game.
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Me (delusional) after the Sox beat a NL Central team once
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Cashier at the Teeter was impressed with himself for guessing what college I went to. Buddy we are in Raleigh, wasn’t that tough of a guess.
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Man. 😔.
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Doing my boy so dirty, hate to see it.
Hearing CBJ trading for Charlie Coyle from Colorado.
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RT @Jared_Carrabis: I think I need to go for a walk (smoke a cigarette and drink washer fluid).
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Time to banish Walker Buehler to wherever they sent Yoshida.
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