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My next film booked. Second in March. Not seen the other Bridget Jones films. Read the book years ago. Love Hugh Grant.

What a guy!👏👏👏

What do you think?

Aha!

My parcel is taking a long time to leave Preston …

Quick cheese pasty & J20 lunch in Diggles before Jesus Christ Superstar at The Dukes.

‘Mrs what’s-it will be here in 5 mins!’ ‘She can take us as she finds us.’ ‘At least make space on the sofa. And grab that pen … um … bra … off the coffee table. What will she think of us?’ ‘It’s just a shadow.’ ‘Ah, I thought it was a bra. Or a pen.’ #penumbra #VSS365

‘Progress’ … ?🙄

Hi @yoursclothing … I’ve been trying to buy this for ages - love the colours! - but always get … Nope, not ok 😕

This from the cinema I go to. The email is about March.🤔🙄 Got through February without breaking down, actually. Going there tomorrow for Jesus Christ Superstar. Woo!💃

I’m waiting for … News on the flat sale. News on my shed. News on the mum’s-rings pendant the Garstang jewellers are making. News on my pool. It’s all going to happen at once, isn’t it? This week, hopefully. I’m on tenterhooks here.

This is the BEST.

Made a big breakfast of homemade potato cakes with cheese, mushroom omelette, beans & barbecue sauce. These are the eggs I always get. Gasped in surprise at how white they are. Very unusual these days, even though eggs is eggs of course.

Yay! My parcel is getting closer.👏👏👏

Am trying to get to grips with recent events via the Guardian app & without watching the videos on Twitter. Just misread this bit. I WAS taking it seriously but I love the idea of gifting him a dressing gown.

Waiting for Sainsbury’s. Disappointing substitution that I suppose I’ll accept. 🥴

I’ve just entertained the electrician in my garage. ‘Yes, I don’t believe this will be a pool room either.’ I had to say it.🤷‍♀️

Man over the road is cleaning his windows using squeegee, tea towel & big sponge. Busy with the first two, he is holding the sponge at the read in his mouth. Urgh! I couldn’t do that. The feel of it. 😬🥴 He is VERY house proud.

I agree there was a bit of fawning, but to me Starmer also looked like a paramedic trying to gently handle a mad methed up man toddler running amok in a shopping centre. “Come on mate, just put your trousers on and you can come have tea with the King, look, he invited you!”