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yo i wrote a longish thing about two of the greatest movies i've seen in a while so if you want to do some reading right before revisiting ponniyin selvan 1 and 2 on amazon prime, here ya go:
Tamil-language Indian films “Ponniyin Selvan: Part 1” and its sequel were “long considered impossible to make but have turned out impossibly good instead,” Indian film critic Saleha Salem writes for Foreign Policy magazine.
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this is so mean to ken
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srk from 1998-2005 may be the hardest a superstar has ever superstar-ed; his complete and undeniable domination of the culture is unimaginable for a mainstream film actor in bollywood or the west anymore
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this is such a "the world falls in love" moment for her 🤌🏽
Proud moment 💕 Deepika Padukone announced RRR’s Naatu Naatu performance at
#Oscars
#DeepikaAtOscars
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prettiest, sweetest, shonaest bride
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of all the actresses in bollywood i think she has the most clearly defined style like she knows exactly who she is at all times and transmits that with a sense of such easy chic
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ok brahmastra looks GREAT actually but i'm sorry rk and alia just don't give anything together it's always v phoolon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai energy with them
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there is something so hot about his perennial expression being one that signifies a mind untouched by complex thought
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this is so ass tho like why would you frame your song drop in a way that excludes shreya fucking ghoshal
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like sorry to be disgusting but non-desi boys in relationships with desi girls always pick the little head thing up (plus adding baba to the end of sentences) and it's always adorable to me 😭
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kiara advani is conventionally pretty and is a solid actor and can dance and wears cute fits and has a ridic bod and is super cute with her husband and yetttt and yetttttttttttt
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23 years in, her face remains one of cinema's greatest pleasures
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made to matlab you … are a person of color bby 😭
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how is he defying the over-35 bollywood hero skin curse with enough coke in his system to fell a finance bro's bachelor party like look at mr collagen over here
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no competition like this is money
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did manish malhotra have secret grudge against lajol in the nineties or something he'd always sneak a few truly hideous ill-fitting fits in the worst shades into her wardrobe on every film while his other girls (lolo, urmila) were styled delightfully
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bollywood has been making bad anti-pak propaganda for decades now and they still don't know pakistani muslims don't greet each other with adaab bhai thodi shiddat se nafrat kiya karo
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three young girls who do their job perfectly well and ... a man accused of beating his girlfriend? the user name is perfect
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he was kind and thoughtful to begin with tho? was the only one in his family treating his disabled grandfather like a full human being, was all about his sister's academic accomplishments, was never threatened by rani's career or sexuality, was open and real about his feelings?
raise your standards girlies… rani had to mommy rocky into developing basic emotional intelligence and empathy for women
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"no foundation no contour just mascara kajal and transparent lip gloss" oh okay let me just go kms (thinking also of when rajiv menon was like we had to dull her skin down in guru even with the minimal makeup she had on because she was too distractingly radiant lol)
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VIDEO | South Asian a cappella group Penn Masala performs rendition of Bollywood song 'Jashn-E-Bahaara' from the film Jodhaa Akbar at the White House ahead of PM Modi's arrival.
#PMModiInUS
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idk we love sneering at bollywood and often rightly so but they probably have more fun than western celebs at their fancy functions like it just turns into a sangeet once everyone is wasted and the bops come on no one cares about being embarrassing once srk unbuttons his collar
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jaya bhaduri, that most incontrovertibly bengali of bollywood leading ladies, going full punjabi bebbe and shabana azmi, she of the famous urdu poet father and flawless diction, gleefully doing the aata hoon jaata hoon bengali stereotype – that to me is cinéma
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the blueprint i can’t even lie
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this is like the prettiest poster in a long time omg
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she knew exactly what she was doing i love her
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do people not remember that john and bipasha ended like ... really badly? or have all the elders died out and hence there is no one to pass the lore down (i myself of course am not an elder but rather an ageless spirit whose purpose is to distract, discombobulate, and misguide)
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the way all of this, a dance-bar-style item number with intricate choreo that is also a crowdpleasing screwball meta moment ("big-b-son dance together!") set to these deeply romantic gulzar lyrics, is pulled together into a magic whole by the singularly unreal quality of ash
the thing about kajra re is that no matter how ubiquitous it has been and how predictable a byword for the bollywood dance number there is no way to overrate it because it is perfect; it's this once-in-a-lifetime confluence of star, song, aesthetic, and cultural moment
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Sharmila Tagore saying “Daddy” is basically the central thesis of my existence
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neetu's sliding doors moment was when she was hooking up w that lady in the nineties she should have run away w her she'd have been blissed out sexed up raising heirloom vegetables and some asthmatic breed of dog now instead of constantly fixating on raja beta's sex life
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poor kriti is not prepared for the level of thoroughbred organic effortless casually devastating tagteamed meangirling that's about to hit her
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my girl lara was so right for roasting you unprovoked whenever she got the opportunity
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aamir not knowing the names of even two akshay kumar movies has endeared him more to me than any of his performances ever
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anyone remember this gossip moment because like – it was so fucking hot 😭 i was shipping them like the amoral baby-hussy that i was
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gauri has remained furious about bollywood making her move from delhi to bombay and her entire interior design career has been protracted revenge against the industry because you have got to be kidding me like
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the thing about kajra re is that no matter how ubiquitous it has been and how predictable a byword for the bollywood dance number there is no way to overrate it because it is perfect; it's this once-in-a-lifetime confluence of star, song, aesthetic, and cultural moment
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mona singh would have been such a spectacular main lead for the good wife remake PLEASE give her the shefali shah (which like ... let me not say anything) prestige tv/a-list character actor treatment because honestly there's julia roberts level star quality there
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slb's next with salmon-alia looks so familiar
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this dude is part of the top brass at dharma lmao remember that the anti blackness in bollywood movies is not accidental
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literally no man in bollywood gives this (has given this since shashi kapoor)
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folks losing their wigs over this: no one said he's the best acrobat. he's a fluid, expressive filmi dancer who brings adaa, lachak, humor, and JOY to each movement; these are not qualities usually associated with male dancers in bolly since they focus more on being "impressive"
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they've actually been really hot together all along sorry to the ppl who needed them not to be in order to get through the day lol
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2 minutes of exquisite comedic timing and delivery like not one standup routine i've seen from an indian comedian touches this
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sudhar jaa
This is so sweet 😭♥️ Ranveer Singh couldn’t accept his award without mentioning Johnny Depp who inspired him 🥹
#JohnnyDepp
#RedSeaIFF23
#RanveerSingh
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nithya menen has the most like cinematic face???
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hello good folks may i please have a moment of your time so i can tell you about deepti naval's perfect face
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smh one of two films with great srk performances that were ruined in large part by the miscasting of anushka
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BRO HE'S SO GRACEFUL like he has that rani thing where the acting is so great that people don't even clock how top-tier the dancing is
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lmao it's honestly wild how good she is at this
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i love that shabana azmi, the greatest living hindi film actress, got the kjo heroine treatment (saree upon beautiful saree, hair fluttering in the wind, some demure but sexy romancing in picturesque locations) at 71; what a lovely, entirely unexpected present for the audience
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what’s a good male performance where he’s being a SLUT a MANWHORE
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imagine just walking around everyday with that bone structure like 😭
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would straight-up steal the movie from the lead heroine every single time
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elite sex jam lazy lamhe finally getting the video it deserves (also - rani chatterjee's top energy unparalleled)
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he did bajirao at TWENTY NINE people doubting him eight years later are climate change denier levels of gone-case sorry
some of y’all really trippin about who’s capable of doing what
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what part of "u looked ur hottest in swades and chak de cut your damn hair and eat a damn sandwich" is this man not understanding
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is the industry just pretending urmila matondkar, one of its most kinetic and thrillingly off-kilter actresses, just didn't exist?
Celebrating 25 years of
#Satya
. Get ready to dive into the world of power and betrayal as we sit down with the unforgettable cast.
@anupamachopra
in conversation with the cast of 'Satya' - Ram Gopal Varma (
@RGVzoomin
), Manoj Bajpayee (
@BajpayeeManoj
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the thing you need to understand about lara dutta is that she is the funniest person in the whole wide world
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vikram rathod such a hot girl for using wired earbuds that's right king that's how we do babydoll
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it's been nearly a decade of extremely ugly hindi films – overlit scenes, garish color grading, inept cgi, dopey deageing that renders actors' faces sim-like, static staging. what do you consider some of the visually beautiful/memorable bollywood films from the last 10 years?
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love how committed sima auntie is to her intro/tagline "i'm sima from mumbai" like often the family will make it clear they've met previously with a "hi sima auntie hru" and she'll still announce, undeterred, "i'm sima from mumbai" she knows that shit is merch/appearance fee gold
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the ambanis are definitely some of the more entertaining evil billionaires out there like who's doing it like nitaben (it being fourth standard ka talent show performance unprovoked for a captive audience of local and international celebrities)
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have we collectively been dreaming her because how is she real
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most relatable moment in mih s2 (aside from faiza saying she wants whatsisdick to *want* to get her a ring and tara hating the aggressively fine hotel room) is tara saying "i dress up; your friends are incidental" when chef paneerface notes how dolled up she is to meet his pals
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the precise way she works each of those perfect angles, the cigarette dangling between his fingers, the lean-and-whisper, the girlish little stumble-walk — this is like a masterclass in casual superstardom
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"if u liked rrr u'll love this" i purr to my american film bro date before putting in my special edition deleted scenes included dvd of student of the year
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who was more barbie than her actually
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the only way barbie could have been better was if ranveer were playing the simu liu ken like come on
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v easy to "haha gotcha auntie" karan but a) his second to last film literally had a heroine 11 years older than the hero b) what about rani's husbs who produces all the big khan movies and c) ask the male superstars! who do you think picks their heroines!
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nandini to nandini, breakthrough to crowning achievement 😭 her life is a movie fr
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Jawaani Jaaneman looks like it has the same problem every single movie ever made has - not enough Tabu. Andhadhun? Not enough Tabu. Life of Pi? Not enough Tabu. Citizen Kane? Not Enough Tabu.
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oh mona singh is stealing this she'll forever give superstar-quality
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sid anand's whole mediterranean sea-and-skin-and-shilpa-rao thing is a consistent gift to audiences khuda jaane is great meherbaan is great ghungroo is great besharam is great just say thank you and go you puritans
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honored guncle with the rani chatterjee aesthetic (except gareeb)
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deepika is doing a couple of really smart and clearsighted and self-aware and like legacy-positive things with her career rn and like i want to talk more about them but i think i have to think on them a little more it's all v impressive to watch tho
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manish will make five million hideous things and then do something so straightforwardly sexy and young and covetable like he did with those all-over sequin sarees that it's kind of genius like watch dupes of these take over the market in a week
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wild that the indian rw is so anti-kjo when the man has ensured that scores of non-hindus know the gayatri mantra by heart like no one has packaged the uc bourgeois hindu dream more attractively for outsiders than he has lol
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like this is tabaahi this is a MOMENT
nayan truly the perfect andthebadpun leading lady – gives queenly and untouchable but is also total baby, icily sexy, never seems awed by her heroes, divides audiences re acting skills but is actually great in that old school star-actor way, a true FACE as opposed to a monet
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did sharmila, waheeda, rekha, farha naaz, and ash say no to being interviewed? because egregious exclusions no? heroine of yc's first superhit, collaborator across decades, archetypal yc heroine, launched by yc, one of four adi chopra heroines and the star of yrf's biggest song
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one of the tragedies in bollywood music that coincided with (was kind of caused by?) arijit's rise to no 1 singer is the near-disappearance of the duet
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raavanan (tamil; 2010) and raavan (hindi; 2010)
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guncle just knows how to present a man at his most desirable like fr he is to heroes what yash chopra was for heroines
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tripti most expensive looking heroine actively working in the industry outside of alia and sobhita tho (come back anjali patil)
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only bebo is living the rest of us are merely existing the rest of us are a mess the rest of us are lacking in guts the rest of us are definitely not quintestinal
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imo made in heaven is largely at the same level of quality as it was in s1; we just have watched a good deal more programming in its genre since so we don't feel obligated to overlook its flaws (the often extremely bald, didactic writing, the formulaic structure) as much anymore
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god forbid a woman has hobbies (living her life)
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happy international women's day to the greatest international woman of all time – su-neh-ri, the golden girl; resident of andheri; conqueror of australia, amsterdam, america even
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reminder that Madhuri Dixit owns the color orange and you need her written permission before attempting to wear it
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these two are so special together because they play so intuitively and generously with each other; in gully boy ranveer went quiet, the straight man to alia's scene-stealing firecracker. in rocky aur rani, alia, serenely assured in her craft, plays foil and lets ranveer go big
the first a-list repeat jodi i've actually fallen in love with since srkash
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was thinking about this dynamic throughout the film
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how is this very cute little adaptation of emma, astute and amusing (like a recently released favorite) about the various strains of delhi haves and have-mores (it actually has a mithai empire scion and a snooty bengali!), already thirteen years old
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lol srk's movies have always been explicitly patriotic like his brand was taking indian pride global back when current "deshbhakt" stars were doing b-movies (the first movie he produced is literally called phir bhi dil hai hindustani)
SRK also banking on nationalism to make money, just like some of his peers in the industry. But people will choose to ignore it.
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made me the woman i am today
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i'm gonna assume they're talking about what it's like to have been the gold standard for more than sixty years
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