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Just another day in the fleet. | Parody

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Joined March 2026
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@STARSHlPCAPTAIN
Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
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"I don't believe in no-win scenarios" James Tiberius Kirk, Captain of the Starship Enterprise #StarTrekRP #StarTrekAOSRP MDNI | 30+
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@WarpedAugment
Khan (parody)
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@WarpedAugment
Khan (parody)
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โ ๐‘ช๐’‚๐’‘๐’•๐’‚๐’Š๐’, ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’ˆ๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’ ๐’‘๐’–๐’๐’„๐’‰ ๐’Ž๐’† ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’, ๐’๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’๐’—๐’†๐’“, ๐’–๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’ ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‚๐’“๐’Ž ๐’˜๐’†๐’‚๐’Œ๐’†๐’๐’”... ๐’„๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’š ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’• ๐’•๐’. ๐‘บ๐’ ๐’•๐’†๐’๐’ ๐’Ž๐’†, ๐’˜๐’‰๐’š ๐’…๐’Š๐’… ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‚๐’๐’๐’๐’˜ ๐’Ž๐’† ๐’•๐’ ๐’๐’Š๐’—๐’†.แฃโž
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
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@holyaches
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he's the happiest boy alive๏ผŒ that boy can have anything and do anything. well๏ผŒ that's dead wrong. i'm the unhappiest boy alive๏ผŒa boy who has nothing.
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
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@lostaffections
๊จ„
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when i die i'll be taken to the constellations.
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@schumisnoopy
Jules ๐Ÿช
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my t'hy'la
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@STARSHlPCAPTAIN
Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
5 days
Damn old grouch.
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
Insubordinate, his ass
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
5 days
It's a good thing they're close friends, otherwise he would have written him up for being insubordinate.
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
Won't be the last, either.
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
5 days
Not the first time he's heard this.
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
*eye roll* He's so damned irritating sometimes.
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@CogentHalfbreed
๐’๐ฉ๐จ๐œ๐ค (parody)
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@CogentHalfbreed
๐’๐ฉ๐จ๐œ๐ค (parody)
5 days
โ๐‹๐จ๐ ๐ข๐œ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ฆ. ๐๐จ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ž๐ง๐.โž
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
5 days
His head is always up, unless he's sleeping. Just saying.
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
*Suspicious Bones look* Mmmh- well, he didn't really want to have to talk about feelings anyway. Head up, champ.
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
5 days
What? No. He's fine. Isn't he allowed to be anti social sometimes?
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
Do they need to have one of their talks?
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐˜ฌ
5 days
That's because he didn't want company. Very healthy, he knows.
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
... Now he's even more grumpy he didn't get an invite.
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@STARSHlPCAPTAIN
Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
5 days
Ugh fine. But this was no social drinking, at all. He hunkered down in his quarters to get completely wasted.
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
Oh, please. He's seen him after a night out and been responsible for some, multiple times.
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@STARSHlPCAPTAIN
Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
5 days
Who says he was drinking?
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
That's what he gets for drinking without him.
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
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Feels like shit, too. Thanks.
@DAMMIT_JlM
Bones (parody)
5 days
He looks like shit.
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
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He knows he is late to his shift. No need to comment on it.
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@forlornlogic
ห—หห‹ ๐’๐๐Ž๐‚๐Š.
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โ € แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ…  โ € แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… 
@forlornlogic
ห—หห‹ ๐’๐๐Ž๐‚๐Š.
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แต—สฐแต‰ โฟแต‰แต‰แตˆหข ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’๐’š . .
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@augmentpraeteri
ห—หห‹ ๐Š๐‡๐€๐.
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โ € แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ…  โ € แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ…  โ €
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@tumentituses
๐‘บ๐‘จ๐‘จ๐‘ฝ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฒ .
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โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฟ . โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €
@tumentituses
๐‘บ๐‘จ๐‘จ๐‘ฝ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฒ .
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@finaIistempus
ห—หห‹ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐ƒ๐Ž๐‚๐“๐Ž๐‘.
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โ € แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ…  แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ…  โ € แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ… แ…  โ €
@finaIistempus
ห—หห‹ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐ƒ๐Ž๐‚๐“๐Ž๐‘.
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หขแต’ แตแตƒโฟสธ แตแต’แต’แตˆแต‡สธแต‰หข . ๐’‰๐’๐’˜ ๐’๐’๐’๐’†๐’๐’š ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’Ž๐’–๐’”๐’• ๐’ƒ๐’† , ๐’…๐’๐’„๐’•๐’๐’“ .
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Parody | ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜›. ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ
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with, Lieutenant..... Saavik, wasn't it?"
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