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SQL developer, DBA, former AWS Community Builder, and 3 x Microsoft MVP Data Platform

Austin, TX
Joined October 2011
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8 months
In theory, a person could retire and have 4 to 5 spouses of 10 years. Each may have a very small social security benefit but all could claim a much higher amount from their ex spouse. This seems wasteful and broken.
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2 years
Hey #Austin! Come check out our local #AI meetup tomorrow at #microsoft near the domain. https://t.co/W4RIyKkhSM Join me at June AI ML meetup
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2 years
I'm hanging out with @pmgworldwide talking with other #Ai #data #Professionals and #DataScientists
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2 years
I'd really like to know why @BankofAmerica continues to dick me around when I have several of their agents recorded saying that this issue is their fault. #boasucks #bankofamerica #fail
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3 years
Today I got a text message directly from none other than Satya Nadella. He said he had an urgent task me and that he was busy in meetings so he couldn't talk but noted that he is great at texting. The English wasn't great; but, he was in a hurry... Wow! I feel so privileged. 😂
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3 years
Just saw @adamcarolla in north Austin walking by me and it blew my mind. I had no words but wanted to say how much I loved his work.
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5 years
#tech #app #fail #peacock ⁊⁊@nbc⁩ So you can’t be 99 yrs old and subscribe to the peacock network?
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5 years
#newborn #deer My son found this little guy and was so worried for it but I had to tell him that his momma hides them in a bush while she’s out foraging. She came back a few hours later to nurse. :) #dontmesswithbabydeer
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5 years
#technology #failures Why in 2021 do developers not understand how to scale their services? #cloud
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5 years
Dear unemployed #plumbers, please come to #ATX #Texas. There will be plenty of work here for months. #TexasBlackout #burstpipe
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5 years
Walking around my 50F house in my #sqlsatdallas fleece that I’ve been so thankful for over this past week. #sqlfamily
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5 years
Current situation in #Texas. No power. #Cooking old school. #atxwx #ATXsnow #texaspoweroutage #TexasBlackout
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5 years
Migrating from SQL Server to Amazon AWS Aurora
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5 years
Great day for #fishing in #texas. I wonder if #Amazon #AWS #Analytics could predict our percentage of catching?
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5 years
#techfail It’s never good when customers see an American Mega Trends #bios screen and a stalled loading screen... #microsoft #sonic
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5 years
#lifehack It’s true! You can air up a car’s tire with a bicycle pump.
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5 years
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5 years
I’m officially all set to go out into the world. #sql #SQLServer #mask #MaskUp #COVID19
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