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Being in love with someone whom you love, find sexually attractive and like, is such a wholesome feeling. All you want and need in one person. Nothing is topping that.
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I never miss an opportunity to tell how this visitor asked my niece to get her phone that was plugged. My left handed niece handed it to her with her left hand. The woman told her to use her right hand and she went went back, plugged the phone and continued with her cartoon. 💀
My people, I don born feminist ooo😂😂😂
My 4 year old daughter to my husband👇🏽
Why is your wife taking your plate to the kitchen for you? Don’t you have your own hand? 🤣🤣🤣
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Not finishing your meds cos you're okay now.
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Instead of talking about how my niece was rude, should you not be focused on the stigmatisation of left hand and left handed people?
No, you won't. Coz you'll have not even self respect if we deconstruct greeting elders and handing things with right hand as a form of respect
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Also when the house keeper saw her dragging her brother's chair with him one time and told her " that's his chair, blue is for boys" she said blue is for everybody rolled her eyes and kept dragging the chair with him. God I love her sm😭
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Women were having fun with girl math and you people went to insert yourselves in it to mock them, now they are solving BODMAS on your heads.
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No shoulders. Nigga built like a famished reptile.
Coup: Nigerian military will capture Niger in 13 hours – El-Rufai’s son
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Una mama no de ever stay for her own husband house? Everytime she is in your houses fighting your wives. If no be car front seat today, na last meat for pot tomorrow. Today own na slap.
Some of you young women are very useless....Your mother's in-law talked to you and you have guts to talk at her back? Ina Apu Ara? She slapped you becos you raised your voice at her and you get mind slapped her back?
Well na vegetables dey marry una.....Them no born you well
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You can't afford to pay for her meal on a date you invited her to. She decides to pay for it, you seize her power bank making her unable to power her phone to make payments and make a video in a bid to humiliate her. I Hope your sight gets foggy and you drive into a p0le, fool
She ate food of 12k thinking that the guy will pay chai😭😹😹 see embarrassment
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He looks like he's about to sing the hell out of Akanchawa
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Imagine going to hell for this lie🥴
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18 yo girl is mature enough to take over from her mom in handling house affairs, "ripe for marriage" even but 18yo boy isn't mature enough to discern raping a child isn't something to joke about. We see you, mhmm.
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That day, the kings, lords and chieftains of "2 truths can exist" were fighting for their lives explaining to me and I was fighting for my life disagreeing 😭
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Aboh-Mbaise 🫶🏾
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Look at the people mad at the tweet, right handed people. Who feel they are the default setting and left handed people need to confirm to their setting and use right hand. Bunch of clowns. How about we cut off your left arm since they are disrespectful.
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The way you people say "I rather send it to my Mom" is beginning to sound like your parents are afterthoughts to send money to after a bad bitch spurns your request in your hypotheticals.
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@the_writegirl_
Can't remember verbatim but it was like "Ah ah! Why are you using your left hand, is that what they are teaching you? Use your right hand"
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"preek is sweet" until na man de collect the sweet preek, una go change mouth.
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Let rapists be sent to jail for actual rape first.
False rape accusations should attract same jail term as rape.
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Woman: *Complains about incompetence*
Nigerians: Show proof!
Woman: *Shows proof*
Man: *Without proof* She's lying
Nigerians: I knew it she was lying! This is why it is good to hear both sides of the story.
(Rinse, recycle)
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Tell your wife all of these. But no you won't cos you're a leech.
I don’t think that women should do 9-5 jobs like men do. I don’t think that women are built to work like men. I think that the traditional method of men working, while their wives are stay-at-home mothers is more sustainable for society. I’ll put a modern spin on it: SAHMs should…
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When women talk about how dangerous male centered women are, you might not grasp fully. But letting your boyfriend rape your teenage daughter, get her pregnant and kick her out send her to your boyfriends to pimp her out, puts all that into a painful perspective. Painful to watch
You can tell the vet might genuinely feel bad for that child but she so far gone she can’t even react the way she’s supposed to.
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Also when the house keeper saw her dragging her brother's chair with him one time and told her " that's his chair, blue is for boys" she said blue is for everybody rolled her eyes and kept dragging the chair with him. God I love her sm😭
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Why not just tell the populace that she did IVF instead of trying to make this look like some "The god of Sarah" miracle
BREAKING: Nigerian Lady, Obianuju Anthonia Ibeanu, Welcomes Nonuplets (9 Babies) After 25 Years Of Waiting
Congratulations 🎊🎊🎊🎊
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Love this app coz a 17yo can climb on top a 33yo person tweet and call them foolish and nothing will happen coz the 33yo foolish true true.
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Omo! Once I see you follow that Tate guy, I'll just regard you as a red pill incel. Coz what useful knowledge is such a person capable of imparting in you?
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Best man didn't know who his friend was dating or who he got engaged to. Didn't know until after they've set wedding date. These are the things people read and say Nigerian fiction writing is dying. You can't use your imagination to tell a proper unprovoked and unasked lie.
The wedding I'm supposed to attend on the 23rd of this month has been called off.
Why? The groom's best man lived in the same hostel with the bride in Absu.
He saw everything the bride did for three years.
The abortions, runs, even gave her out for runs, how she paid for marks…
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Asking me to go with you to Ghana by road is crazy. Don't ever message me in your life again. Mtcheww
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Seeing the hypotheticals of my niece growing up to be abusive & shit. Stop projecting your childhood trauma on her. Every child around you reacts to making a mistake with flight/freeze. They flinch when you raise your hands. You need to worry about yourselves and your offsprings
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@Barista_Breezy
Hmmmmm, hope soon, before you clock 40, you become self aware of how evidently stupid you sound.
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Another day, another reminder. If you tell me a secret and you finally decide to come clean or you eventually got caught. If they ask you who knew! Do. Not. Call. My. Name!!!
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The way I believe natural selection is real. Because I am not even the slightest curious to try any of these. Like, I don't need to check the adverse effect to deter me. I just know when it comes to controlled substance, it is a no no for me.
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Are they shoving it down your throats are or you gawk gawking it hands-free?🫵🏾
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Taking the bait. Respectfully disagree😮💨
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If my professor shows me this type of kindness I'll presume he wants to sleep with me. Nigeria has scarred me fr fr🥲
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Man: *Grooms teenage girl and trains her in uni*
Girl: *goes to uni, knows better and leaves man*
Man:
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Imagine wearing this to go and steal meat from the pot by 2am. You might as well open hymn 212 in your way.
The KERE SLIPPERS. Beaded mules inspired by the Shekere Musical Instrument often found in traditional African Celebrations.
#andreaiyamah
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Your house? Rented.
Your furniture? Nearly no Resale value
Land for village? Your papa never die so you don't have claims to it.
So half of what?
At least 50% of Nigerian marriages will end today if women believe they can leave with half.
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If he's old enough to be intentional about causing that kind of harm to a girl same age as him, he is old enough to bear the aftermath of his action. He should eat shit.
Hello everyone, please, this lad is 16. Please I beg for leniency and mercy. He explained some things to me that I will explain in a detailed post in the morning and I will also delete all my tweets. I would like for everyone to have mercy and just … please
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"Nigerians in Nigeria don't experience racism"
When i was at dangote refinery, One time we were setting beams for a gas tank and I asked this indian to hold on lemme arrange the beam baztard released the fork lift and the beam clipped my finger to the iron there I screamed in pain they were laughing and watching, then other…
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Tell us you're Igbo without saying "I'm Igbo".
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I can assure you, they are doing it for the fun of it and not for male gaze. Blind fold yourself with that red flag, o?
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Harry Potter isn't even the better wizard in his friend group of 3.
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Guys only, quote this tweet with a picture of you wearing a tote bag.
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Everyday, that day men keep proving that, that lady who asked for more female OBGYN, raised a valid question, even though she was ripped to shreds. Cos this is a Medical student defending lack of self control. Now imagine female patients in his care.
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@maaziokeke11
So real. Cos carry your indoctrination to your own house. Such a silly mindset
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When people speak on how badly their dad treated them and decide to cuss them, can we sit it out? And in general when people speak on their personal experiences, can we not shut them up and deny the possibility of that happening simply because we can't relate?
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If that boy could sew that entire thread lying about that girl who is his peer. He definitely is lying about the death threats. Coz 1 threat, we no see. He has deactivated. He will soon come back like nothing happened and keep appealing the the incels he did that whole thing for.
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Beefing children, as a grown man, coz they didn't greet you should be embarrassing.
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Such big L to the people that have been calling her ugly all day. Coz this babe is not ugly 1 bit.
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How did you pay school fees for 15 years for a 14yo child who also was recieving free education in while Canada?
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How do you "be careful" in dating someone who has intents to harm you but was pretending till they were ready to act?
But there is nothing wrong in asking women to be more careful sha, should have told everyone though cuz this probably happens to men too.
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Men saw Hilda cooking and projected on her the madonna complex. See the way their brain is glitching seeing her as a hottie in bikini, unashamed and they are finding it so hard to reconcile that persona with the whore complex they ascribed the women they been comparing her with😭
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From what I've gathered, he is a sex offender*. Just Incase my mutuals who follow him don't know.
Turned 30 today so I bought a new house. Didn’t make the Forbes 30 under 30 but I’ve done great things in my life so far and I’m proud
Thank God for many blessings, I want to spread as many blessings as I can today and all year. Pls support my goal
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It was here I learnt that Orphanage is not same as motherless babies' home. That in fact, a lot of kids in "Motherless babies homes" have LIVING fathers.
Can't forget a woman who had to put her kids with another family because she had a trip to the UK. Kids were less than 10 years old but 'Daddy can't care or cook for HIS OWN children'.
She said she trust the family so much that if she suddenly died, her kids will go to them
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@TheOluwabukunmi
Oh also they began insulting the pastor that sent them abroad when he asked them to come back to Nigeria since they failed out😭
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If this is what "respecting your elders" will turn you into, by all means she should stay rude.
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I feel no sympathy because this isn't even the 1,000th time this is happening and guess what? Next show, you will pay, attend, get stood up and come and complain and move on. December you people still will pay and be stood up and complain again.
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They didn't lie😌
Can't count the number of time I was told my face de shine here 😭😭😭😭
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You claim sons are easier to raise, the whole time you leave them to roam wild and be raised by alpha male, red pill incels like sneako, Tate and co. This is what they are teaching your impressionable children. And this is the aftermath in real time.
A schoolgirl aged 15 has been brutally stabbed to death on a route 60 bus in
#Croydon
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Emergency services rushed to Wellesley Road at 08:30. Sadly, the teenager was pronounced dead at the scene at 09:21.
A teenage boy has been arrested by Police at 09:45, in the Croydon area.
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He is your best friend, you're not his best friend. You didn't even know when he got engaged, them no even send you wedding invitation. You're here Bragging about being a back up of a back up of a back up of a back up plan and that's crazy.
Women are built different 💀
My best friend only told me about his wedding 3 days before on some “I’m getting married Saturday. You’re the best man, wear a black suit swine”. I was there, no hassles.
You guys end friendships over congratulations 💀
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Just a man with a tote, for your sight...
Men carrying totes is one of my favourite sights to behold tbh.
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Wym "stay for breakfast"? Daybreak no de meet Ashewo for person house abeg.
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The first one is UGLY. All of you should stop lying for the sake of being different.
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"We dodged a bullet"
No you didn't, your sitting president has an openly gay daughter. Come hell or high water, na gay de reign! Gag on that you filthy vultures.
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As a queer person. Why do you follow openly homophobic individuals whom you KNOW are homophobic?
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Queer men move fast but queer women move the fastest.😭
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This gender that's always crying for food? If all women collectively decide to poison your hungry asses by lunch, your population will dramatically be decimated.
IF ALL THE MEN DECIDE TO COME TOGETHER AND GANG UP AGAINST WOMEN. DO YOU KNOW WE CAN COLLECTIVELY RENDER THEM USELESS? 😵💫 too bad some people like me would betray my gender for nyash 🤧
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She has played house wife, politicians wife, runs babe, village woman, classy babe, and now what seems to be a mom or guardian. Range>>>>>>
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The day I said men marry to outsource domestic labour. And they tore me a new one. Toh! What do we have here?
After buying me a washing machine, dish washer & pressure cooker, I am seeing no reason to marry in the next 10 years. However I will still contribute to weddings of those interested in that foolery
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You're a sneeze away from being labelled blasphemous and stoneed to death and set ablaze and nothing will fucking happen. In fact, they'll come here and tweet how you deserved it. And the "moderate Muslims" will use tokoz padlock to seal their mouth shut. But yunno, islamophbia
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You went to the mall, walked to the isle of body wash/soap and picked up one item and thought it was body lotion? Will you go to the isle of insecticide and presume it is antiperspirant?
All of you should be very, very, very serious.
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This preacher was preaching so loud it woke me up around 5am. So I went outside with my JBL clip and followed her around and started blasting WAP. Well, the devil in me is bigger than the idea of god in her, and she left.
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Homophobia is crazy cos you're crying over someone's sexuality, when your sitting president can remove subsidy and make fuel 1,200 again. When you can be on your way out tomorrow and get kidnapped. When trailer can fall on you coz of some deep pothole.
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😤😤😤
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August dump
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Nigerians that like asking for proof are suddenly saying this tweet is enough to show she is lying about being ignored when she asked for letter of consent. Over the series of screenshots of messages of the request being ignored. Lol
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Instead of fighting the action. You want to fight the reaction. This is the same mentality of fighting to cover up abuse to protect family name instead of the abuser who put the name up for smearing.
I will keep fighting this "A nigga from Lagos, Nigeria has never been right about anything", because when the image sticks, they will paint us all with broad strokes. It was only recently that people stopped asking if I was a Yahoo boy once I introduced myself as 🇳🇬an. I'm tired.
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Nobody should cook me o. But if your parents speak their native tongue and you don't even know basic greeting in your language, your parents failed you. And if you wear that as some bragging badge of honour, you should be ashamed.
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TwitterNG about to side with that gym bro being accused of sexual assault AGAIN when he weaves "an articulate, well written thread" in 3... 2... 1...
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