I MIGRATED NORMAL THING FOR A GUY TO DO

PROBABLY WONT BE ON HERE MUCH LONGER

WELL WELL WELL

THE LAIR HAS SOLD OUT BUT KEEP AN EYE ON THIS THREAD, I WILL BE DOING GIVEAWAYS OF EXTRA COPIES SOON

MY ENTIRE SECRET LAIR HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED IT COMES OUT ON JUNE 24TH AND IS ONLY AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST THANK YOU TO @MTGSecretLair FOR LETTING ME RUN WILD AND THANK YOU FOR SUCH A WARMLY RECEIVED WEEK OF PREVIEWS. IT WAS A VERY MAGICAL TIME.

LISTEN I AM NOT TRYING TO PUT IDEAS IN ANYONE'S HEAD BUT WHAT IF HUMAN SOCIETY WAS COMPLETELY OVERTAKEN BY THE FORCES OF NATURE WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED WHAT IF WE DID THAT

DATING IS HONESTLY NOT THAT DIFFICULT JUST MENTION HAM AND LET YOUR MUTUAL LOVE OF HAM DO THE REST. THEN SLAM THIS DOWN AND GIVE YOUR WHOLE BOARD HEXPROOF THEN LOOK AT THE KEV WALKER ART AND SAY "WOAH LOOK AT THAT KEV WALKER ART"

OH OKAY I UNDERSTAND THE TOKEN THING NOW I HAD A COUPLE LAST MINUTE EDITS FOR THIS TOKEN AND THE SECRET LAIR TEAM WAS KIND ENOUGH TO LET ME USE MY GRAPHIC DESIGN SKILLS

NEXT UP, WE HAVE ANOTHER HUMAN MAN. OR AT LEAST SOME OF A HUMAN MAN. ANYWAY IT SYNERGIZES REALLY WELL WITH TOKENS I WONDER WHY THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE RELEVANT OH WELL NO WAY OF KNOWING UNTIL PERHAPS TOMORROW

ALRIGHT! FIRST UP IS A REGULAR HUMAN MAN. HE IS A CLASSIC NORMAL GUY AND AS LONG AS HE IS NOT AROUND TOO MANY WOLVES, HE STAYS THAT WAY. IF HE HAPPENS TO ENCOUNTER A FEW WOLVES THEN WHO IS TO SAY WHAT HAPPENS REALLY

HEY @WIZARDS_MAGIC FANS: I WORKED WITH THE FINE FOLKS OVER AT @MTGSECRETLAIR TO CREATE A SPECIAL DROP. I REQUESTED THAT THE CARDS MOSTLY PERTAIN TO TAXES AND HOA REGULATIONS BUT THE FINAL CARDS SEEMS TO INCLUDE A LOT OF WOLVES. I WILL BE PREVIEWING THEM HERE LATER THIS WEEK.

Can't say enough how much it meant to have somebody whose work was so important to me, who really cared about art, offering their support like that. I thanked him profusely, but I wish I could say it again. Instead I guess I'll settle for sharing some nice memories. Thanks, man.

We kept in touch, mostly on here or on Zoom. For a guy who'd accomplished as much as he had, he couldn't have been more laid back and approachable. Just before the book came out, he shared a lovely memory of holding his first record. Felt worth sharing.

Steve was a friend! We met when he came out to a standup show I was on in Chicago in ~2018, the early days of this account. He introduced himself and then I noticed he was wearing a wolf shirt and my brain sort of short circuited. A really wild experience that I hold very dear.

DON'T BE SAD THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THE ECLIPSE I HEAR THAT THE EUPHORIA IT PROVIDES IS ON PAR WITH ACHIEVING A MAJOR WORKPLACE GOAL OR WORKING THROUGH THE WEEKEND. CAN'T HURT TO TRY!!!

WELCOME BACK

I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES HOW DID WE DO YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE WHY DID YOU GO HOME RETURN TO THE STORE RETURN TO THE STORE RETURN TO THE STORE

I AM SO SORRY, WHEN THE MEETING ENDED AND YOU SAID YOU WERE "GIVING ME MY TIME BACK" I ASSUMED I WAS FINALLY FREE

I LOVE TO WORK WHILE TRAVELING I LOVE TO BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE WIFI SITUATION IN A PLACE I DREAMED OF VISITING AS A CHILD I CARRY MY PRISON WITH ME BY CHOICE AND THAT MEANS IT CANNOT BE BAD RIGHT