Howard Stark. The one. The only. Often copied, never successfully duplicated. Years later, still dazzling. Time period flexible. Canon historical to modern AU. MV/MS. Minors DNI. After 13 years, breaking down and going with the writer's tag #Jonas. RTs are very welcome.

See? I /am/ capable of surprising both of us. Go figure.

The question is, will @AvengingShrew admit it. Did she actually think I'd make it to today, alive and sober?

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I'm just going to lay burned and bleeding at @AvengingShrew's feet.

It's December 17th. Thank fucking God.

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rage is a quiet thing. well， you think that you've tamed it but it's just lying in wait. rage， is it in my veins? i feel it in my face when i least expect it.

the worst part about being dramatic is that i'm usually right

what doesn’t kill you leaves disfiguring scars. what doesn’t kill you fills you with paralyzing self—hatred. what doesn’t kill you makes you afraid for the rest of your life. what doesn’t kill you might make you kill them.

Glad my demise hasn't been upscaled to 4k yet.

Howard and Maria Stark die in car accident

FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Fuck that guy.

𝐀 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥'𝐬 ᚾᚺᛜᚱ. 𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐎𝐝𝐢𝐧 & 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠. 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫. "𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐌𝐃." 𝐖𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 #Nσcтυяиε. ⛈️𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰ⵑ ⛈️

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(Howard took a deep breath.) One...two...three...

https://t.co/MWLtGAIf6N Thank you so much for that. Truly. I write them mainly for myself and maybe a couple other people who I guilt into reading them. But that means a lot to me. And even more so you took the time to say it publicly. Really.

I know, Peg. It's my life's mission to keep your surprised and off balance.

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We call that open and honest communication.

If anyone's told you you're a comedian, you're getting lied to.

https://t.co/MWLtGAIf6N 'kay. Sorry for the verbal spewage. That should be the last of it for a while. Hopefully.