👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.

Thank you @Publix for making Friday lunch-making easy on parents!!!

Listen. college isn't for everyone. Ask my nephew; he's a welder and can retire before me with zero loans to repay.

New fear unlocked. - Floridians.

RT @t_sadiity: It’s getting cold ladies hide yall apartments!!.

Me putting in happy, encouraging emojis on substandard work

RT @NWSMiami: *90 Years Ago Today*: The 1935 Labor Day Hurricane was beginning a period of rapid intensification just south of Andros Islan….

RT @accuweather: Days become dramatically shorter throughout September, faster than any other month, all due to the tilt of the Earth. http….

RT @Dustmopp31: They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Y'all don't understand how many times I've wanted to do this!!.

RT @Warchant: This is the FSU defense at the 2-minute warning.

WE'RE BACK, BABY!!!!! 🍢 #GoNoles

And then checking Twitter and seeing everyone losing their collective minds over an orange, amorphous blob.

If I send you this, I'm not calling you "fat,".I'm calling you a "bitch" 💅🏽

Real time footage of me, every time one of the trainers starts objectives with 'learn' or 'understand.'

RT @TheRich_Gospel: BREAKING NEWS: You can be dead broke and down to your last dollar, and God still gone come through when it’s least expe….

Damn.

I went to wake up my son who keeps the radio on all night. Why is @RickeySmiley looking for Butterbeans at the damn Aldi 😭😭😭😭 lawd what is wrong with this fool

My sister was working on campus, raising 2 boys - 1 Nonverbal - while balancing being a wife & instructor. Late nights, early days, and everything in between. With patience, guidance, and prayer, she persevered and EARNED her Doctorate. Honorary "doctorates" are BULLSHIT.

RT @MerriamWebster: That prenup is going to be longer than the Webster's 3rd New International Unabridged Dictionary (over 476,000 entries).

We'll all go skating on her ring later on today 🤍.