Clay Jones
@SBMPediatrics
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Pediatric/mostly newborn hospitalist (views my own), skeptic, and part-time unpaid satirist. Born on the bayou, just not yesterday. #NSNNN
Boston adjacent
Joined July 2018
This is an egregious abuse of pardon power, if true.
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Eggland's Best to Begin Offering Good Enough Eggs at Discounted Price https://t.co/VrYgOXMuwq
knudsensnews.com
Malvern, PA - In an effort to reach a wider customer base by expanding into lower-income markets, leading fresh egg brand Eggland's Best will soon begin offering an additional tier of egg quality at...
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What was your favorite Ghostly Grandma episode? Mine was The case of the Demented Dentist with a Drill That Kills People.
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November Beards Cause Spinal Injury Epidemic “The brain on the right is a man with a glorious natural full beard who eventually succumbed to acute beard neck. Do you see how some areas are brighter? That's the problem, at a cellular level.” https://t.co/WZVgFzfnej
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Ok #Kidvengers (+ other #HCWvsHunger teams), are we really going to let #DiagnoseAndTreats run away w the crystal apple?! I don’t think so, though still waiting on possible #ChaosGrenade 🤔 @evejohn1600 @SBMPediatrics @DrStager @sallygoza @bonespower @JenniferLBH @KidsHematology
In 48 hours we’ve raised over $100k to feed those in need through #HCWvsHunger, an annual competition to raise money for the food banks YOU CHOOSE. Donate today and log your donation for your favorite team at https://t.co/OHoD0whC0U And if you can’t donate, please repost!
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Boys to Menace
Name this band I'll start The Grifters and their most famous track? Don't Look Quack in Anger
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I’m not crying there is just some dust in my eye, if true.
Area Man Ironically Attempts to Find Human Connection at Gym “I totally trolled that guy that gave me a spot on bench press by asking if he wanted to hang out or maybe go grab a beer sometime. No homo. That was hilarious, right? https://t.co/2duDAXziVi
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Recent Harvest Supermoon Leaves Hospitals Reeling, Thousands Dead “A supermoon is when a full moon occurs at its nearest point to the Earth. This results in a larger and fuller moon with a more powerful impact on human physiology and psychology.” https://t.co/kVK42D4nrn
knudsensnews.com
Boston, MA - The "harvest moon", sometimes known as the "barley moon" or "corn puddin' moon", is the full moon nearest to the autumnal equinox and, at least historically, has been a welcome celestial...
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Chiropractic Particle Physicists Announce Major Breakthrough in Subluxation Science “According to Grimes, the team used a proprietary method developed during a weekend conference at the airport Howard Johnson in Newark.” https://t.co/bxwNzPXAL9
knudsensnews.com
Geneva, Switzerland - Top chiropractic particle physicists working at the European Organization for Nuclear Research in Geneva have announced the successful creation of a subluxon, the subatomic...
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I’m not sure this is the best way to end a documentary about how a young woman was brutally murdered by her fiance while living in a van for several months while trying to become famous on YouTube. Seriously, what is the point?
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It’s so infuriating that there are billionaires walking around with no financial worries, able to buy anything they want without even thinking about it, and this poor elderly couple’s youngest daughter has to start up a male dance review in order to save the family’s bar.
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Republicans were so distracted by penises and vulvas that they voted for a bunch of assholes.
Never thought this would have to happen, but we are introducing a resolution banning biological men from entering protected spaces for women on Capitol grounds. Protecting biological women starts here and it starts now.
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Not one word from these people will ever be trustworthy again. Just morally indefensible cowardice.
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Cowards. Absolute fucking cowards with zero real principles.
“To restart communications.” Fierce Trump critics Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski reveal they met with Donald Trump on Friday at Mar-a-Lago. (Video: MSNBC)
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