@Everton @Everton There is supposed to be a 5 match cap on Monday night games I hope you follow up on this lads and lasses. We should be kicking up a right stink @premierleague we see you

‘It was left to Everton to impose the only serious sporting sanction of the week on Chelsea.’ Terrific first line by @AHunterGuardian 👏

KDH, a player signed and deemed not good enough is dominating our £270m midfield. Clearlake

Fkn boss this @everton

@man_savings He’s literally MC Grindah!

find yourself a girl who knows how to create useful objects

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

This is absolutely not how all of England feels

Fanatics are celebrating our cherished and enduring Irish connections with a fan-inspired clothing range for St Patrick’s Day. The limited-edition range, including this retro top, will be available online and in-store from 9am on Monday. ☘️ @fanatics_uk 💚 @EvertonDirect

NHS waiting list at lowest level in three years

Controversial viewpoint: I love the place 💙🏡⚽️

Villa spent £600m across 5 transfer windows to get to the Champions League. Think Everton need more than one summer window and a third of jan before toys are thrown out of the pram

[High Performance Podcast] Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list? Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

“So sing it loud, sing it clear. Everton are magic, Everton the gear”. @reid6peter Two new limited caps only 100 of each available. Sunday.

Australia passed a law yesterday that no child under 16 can have a social media account. The day it passed, it deleted every single child account across multiple social media apps. Well done, Australia! 👏🏾

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I

Everton have just opened the door to relegation.

I didn’t think I had any remaining capacity to be shocked by anything that could be said in defence of South Yorkshire Police’s handling of Hillsborough and the aftermath. I stand corrected. The complaint of ‘trial by media’ is particularly astonishing.

It’s now 14 years since the passing of Gary Speed, every year around the anniversary, this clip featuring Dan Walker comes back into my mind. It’s such a beautiful tribute to the man and a reminder that there’s always someone to talk to.

Ye fella plays dress up border patrol